💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

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thejackal dijo:
Not to power level too much but my dad had stage 4 cancer and they tried to remove most of his IG in order to save him and he said when he woke up (surgery didn't work either, fml) it was the strongest pain he had ever been in and part of him wished he had just died on the table. This is a guy that was in Vietnam and had a finger blown off.

Boogie has no fucking clue what he's got himself into.
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The gut is known as 'the second brain' for a reason. It has MASSIVE amounts of nerves. That's why when you get gut shot, the pain is incredible. Its like torture. Doesn't have many blood vessels, so you die of sepsis before you die of blood loss. But yes, anything with the abdomen is incredibly unbearable.

But yeah, I hope he loses the weight. The problem is that he's still going to be hungry, but his stomach can't fit shit. It doesn't eliminate that. Its going to be hard.
 
Secret Asshole dijo:
The gut is known as 'the second brain' for a reason. It has MASSIVE amounts of nerves. That's why when you get gut shot, the pain is incredible. Its like torture. Doesn't have many blood vessels, so you die of sepsis before you die of blood loss. But yes, anything with the abdomen is incredibly unbearable.

But yeah, I hope he loses the weight. The problem is that he's still going to be hungry, but his stomach can't fit shit. It doesn't eliminate that. Its going to be hard.
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I know we're all pretty pessimistic here, but man, can you imagine if he actually pulled it off?

I want my fears to be proven wrong. I'd like to see him actually get better. Being able to function independently could do wonders for him and his current state of mind. That'd be nice.

I dunno, maybe I'm just a big softie.
 
Secret Asshole dijo:
The gut is known as 'the second brain' for a reason. It has MASSIVE amounts of nerves. That's why when you get gut shot, the pain is incredible. Its like torture. Doesn't have many blood vessels, so you die of sepsis before you die of blood loss. But yes, anything with the abdomen is incredibly unbearable.

But yeah, I hope he loses the weight. The problem is that he's still going to be hungry, but his stomach can't fit shit. It doesn't eliminate that. Its going to be hard.
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It's not just nerves, it's actual neurons lining the stomach.
 
@Danger and I have a friend like this. I'm gonna change his name to "Larry" to protect his identity.

Larry had it kind of rough. Grew up in the trailer park with a religious nut mom. His Dad died when he ewas around 20 years old. Had a retarded kid. We kept saying "poor Larry" and gave him sympathy. His first wife, a hambeast, cheated on him and smoked crack around their retarded baby. "Poor Larry". Larry was charged with domestic abuse and we were pretty sure it was fabricated. "Poor Larry". Crackhead wife let her boyfriend beat up the retarded kid. "Poor Larry". At times various people in our circle of friends would take Larry in at points when he was down and out, for damn near a decade, everyone gave Larry a helping hand at one point. Eventually, it got to the point where we just finally gave up because most of Larry's problems were caused by himself and that he dug his own graves. It was his decision to raw dog it with his baby's momma. It was his decision to marry her despite being a crackhead. It was his decision to drop out of high school. It was his decision to fake his own suicide by scratching his wrists with a butter knife so unconvincingly that hte Psych ward laughed him off. By the time we hit our late 20s, "poor Larry" turned into "fuck Larry".

Boogie is just like this. He's a baby with a soiled diaper. Sure, it stinks for him, but it's also warm and comfortable because of the pity and asspats he gets, so he doesn't want to get out. People like this will never change.

Larry was also hella fat.
 
Flowers For Sonichu dijo:
@Danger and I have a friend like this. I'm gonna change his name to "Larry" to protect his identity.

Larry had it kind of rough. Grew up in the trailer park with a religious nut mom. His Dad died when he ewas around 20 years old. Had a exceptional kid. We kept saying "poor Larry" and gave him sympathy. His first wife, a hambeast, cheated on him and smoked crack around their exceptional baby. "Poor Larry". Larry was charged with domestic abuse and we were pretty sure it was fabricated. "Poor Larry". Crackhead wife let her boyfriend beat up the exceptional kid. "Poor Larry". At times various people in our circle of friends would take Larry in at points when he was down and out, for damn near a decade, everyone gave Larry a helping hand at one point. Eventually, it got to the point where we just finally gave up because most of Larry's problems were caused by himself and that he dug his own graves. It was his decision to raw dog it with his baby's momma. It was his decision to marry her despite being a crackhead. It was his decision to drop out of high school. It was his decision to fake his own suicide by scratching his wrists with a butter knife so unconvincingly that hte Psych ward laughed him off. By the time we hit our late 20s, "poor Larry" turned into "fuck Larry".

Boogie is just like this. He's a baby with a soiled diaper. Sure, it stinks for him, but it's also warm and comfortable because of the pity and asspats he gets, so he doesn't want to get out. People like this will never change.

Larry was also hella fat.
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Was Larry a juggalo?
 
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