DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Telemeter]

spiritually italian: natural hair grease that no amount of showering will ever get out

The greasy hair is not due to being italian (he isn't), it's due to not taking a bath for days on end. We've seen him all fluffy haired when he actually showers within a one or two days of the stream.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

Also, we know this because he rolls out of bed and starts streaming. I think the first break is him getting liquored up. We know he drinks because in the night streams, he is clearly drunk.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Also, we know this because he rolls out of bed and starts streaming. I think the first break is him getting liquored up. We know he drinks because in the night streams, he is clearly drunk.

Clearly you aren't up to speed with the latest news

Phil *used to* drink and he *used to* be addicted to mobile gacha games.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Clearly you aren't up to speed with the latest news

Phil *used to* drink and he *used to* be addicted to mobile gacha games.

I mean, he still is, but he used to be too.

 

[MC Law]

After being denied even a single pack opening today how many do you think he ripped once the got off stream tonight. You just know he was jonesing for a pull especially after a rough night of fighting games.

What if that Woden pallet is actually from a case of Pokemon cards?

 

[PD43]

Even in his ai thumbnail he looks dead inside. Phil, buddy, this can't go on.
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I just hate it when I'm at the beach and a school of fish start building sandcastles by my liquor bar. And then I turn around and there are like 3 Portuguese Man-of-Wars floating in the air like they own the place.

You have to be the most uncreative, insecure, low quality, lazy bastard to use AI like this. It's such an intelligence check. It's like Phil is a caveman seeing fire for the first time and, instead of cooking, choosing to burn everything is sight including himself.

 

[Cardef1121]

Everyone knows this but having the most "support" from the fewest people of any streamer ever is not actually a good thing and is very volatile. A broad base of supporters who give little each is far more stable and sustainable in the long term. Which is what DSP needs as he has no savings of any sort-- and, no, equity in Minimum Payment Burnell's house will not save him as he's still not paying much toward the principal.

 

[SwiftBucks]

He also talks about clocking in and out and refers to a stream as working a shift. He's completely detached from reality

The steam whistle blows at 9am. Phil, wearing coveralls and covered in soot makes his way to the streaming apparatus on the factory floor. For the next 10 hours he will do backbreaking streaming labor.

Charlie Chaplin DarksydePhil in Modern Times

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I know he hates sports

was there ever an explanation for this? You'd think a bunch of men in peak condition running around getting sweaty would be right up his alley

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Currently it is NOT a positive stream guyz he needs support NOW. Fighting games are not designed for online play if you didn't know and he did nothing wrong he was blahking


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i'd love to see this faggot get punched in the face

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Phil acts like this is his fucking nine to five. "I come on here and stream for you guys so support" nobody has to fucking support you retard you arent getting paid hourly. He technically works on commission and does a very bad job at the commissions.

I can picture Phil walking up to customers when he worked at Best Buy and immediately bitching at them.
"Ok, I started my shift 30 minutes ago and I've gotten nothing, so it sure would be great if you bought this tv so I can get some support for my time."

 

[Balr0g]

i'd love to see this faggot get punched in the face

Yeah. His begging yesterday was insane but of course he would call it "asking nicely" or some bullshit. He willö always be an E-beggar. and just wait, on sunday he will be showered with money because his dents gonna dent

 

[Ardath]

Why is he playing Code Veronica when a remake is coming out next year? Business Degree Burnell

 

[I Love Videogames 69]

was there ever an explanation for this? You'd think a bunch of men in peak condition running around getting sweaty would be right up his alley

His testosterone is too low to enjoy physical sports, he's like a woman in that sense, and also I think part of it is him seething that teammates generally speaking accept each other, and he's never been able to find acceptance.

Also at some point in the past he said "I've never been part of a team" which is just insane to have never played any sports as a kid, or joined any school clubs, or literally anything else, except being the Walking ATM in SF trying to buy acceptance

 

[Shekelslovakia]

Yeah. His begging yesterday was insane but of course he would call it "asking nicely" or some bullshit. He willö always be an E-beggar. and just wait, on sunday he will be showered with money because his dents gonna dent

They only dent up when Pigler starts playing anything Pokemon. He's like the greatest Pod Piper that has ever lived however only can play just one song.

 

[SwiftBucks]

His testosterone is too low to enjoy physical sports, he's like a woman in that sense,

Ladies enjoy sports though? I think he's just always been sour and unlikable and was the last pick when they split up for teams.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Why is he playing Code Veronica when a remake is coming out next year? Business Degree Burnell

So he can spaz out about any changes in the remake to prove he's not a tourist, guise.

 

[PhilTRAINWRECKdentedREAL]

was there ever an explanation for this? You'd think a bunch of men in peak condition running around getting sweaty would be right up his alley

He went to a Urban Style Sports Ball School. So he was valedictorian of CTE riddled big meanies to our poor little DSP. So he hates sports and everything about the coloreds besides their cocks.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

He went to a Urban Style Sports Ball School. So he was valedictorian of CTE riddled big meanies to our poor little DSP. So he hates sports and everything about the coloreds besides their cocks.

It was a basketball school, not many concussions in basketball, and it is pretty much impossible possible to get enough of them to have CTE by high school, but thanks for coming out.

 

[morel style individual]

Is paying streamers to do this pack opening a thing? It just seems fucking retarded like more retarded than paying to see a soulless ghoul wear a vest or put on glasses. If you are into pokemon why the fuck would u pay this guy to open a single pack. I’m aware of box bids shit like that, you buy in for your team or whatever the box is about. But the donator gets nothing. I don’t get why he thought this was feasible

Reminder that Phil has cultivated an audience that is trained to pay him for the privilege of watching his stream. Anything on top of that is a bonus.

Reminder that $50 per pack is a RIDICULOUS price that no other streamer would charge, and if DSP could actually stick to that, he would be rolling in money (at least until his audience got sick of it), but he is operating at a loss because he is literally a soulless gacha-addicted consumer drone.