DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

  • Yes

    Votos: 243 98.8%
  • No

    Votos: 3 1.2%

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Jesus, the creases in his greasy forehead are getting deeper than the Mariana Trench. He looked completely crestfallen, at the end of the night stream. Phil, open a few packs and you'll feel better. On the Daily Fap he once again lamented people tuning out once Symphony gameplay started. What does that tell him? Apparently nothing, because we will be starting up another ancient game on sunday, with Code Veronica. Two pokemon games, two (albeit great) oldfag games, an indie title and the slop simulator. This is not the schedule of someone who is serious about their streaming career.

Even in his ai thumbnail he looks dead inside. Phil, buddy, this can't go on.
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Is paying streamers to do this pack opening a thing? It just seems fucking retarded like more retarded than paying to see a soulless ghoul wear a vest or put on glasses. If you are into pokemon why the fuck would u pay this guy to open a single pack. I’m aware of box bids shit like that, you buy in for your team or whatever the box is about. But the donator gets nothing. I don’t get why he thought this was feasible
 
The desperation and greed are reaching truly apocalyptic levels these days. It seems like every single stream now he's flailing around wondering if he should wagequit his current game so he can fire up another, over and over again. Those Polkhamahyun cards must be eating away at him constantly and he's miserable that he can't squeeze his dents any harder. As usual it's the game's fault for being boring and the dents' fault for not investing in the games they've begged to see for decades. Obviously he's always been retarded, greedy, and addicted but it feels like a real breaking point is coming and if he can't wrangle his dents into stepping up and funding his vice more robustly I feel like we could finally be seeing some actual dire-style financial crisis on the horizon.
 
Is paying streamers to do this pack opening a thing? It just seems fucking retarded like more retarded than paying to see a soulless ghoul wear a vest or put on glasses. If you are into pokemon why the fuck would u pay this guy to open a single pack. I’m aware of box bids shit like that, you buy in for your team or whatever the box is about. But the donator gets nothing. I don’t get why he thought this was feasible
Rip and ship is a massive thing you pay and they rip it on stream and ship it to you. They aren't charging $50 a pack though they are much more reasonable and you actually get the cards. If I was to go to a normal rip and ship stream I could probably get 4-5 packs + autograph for what DSP charges.

What DSP is doing is like unicorn level stuff charging a super super premium and keeping the cards for himself. No one else does it like DSP he is a trailblazer!
 
After being denied even a single pack opening today how many do you think he ripped once the got off stream tonight. You just know he was jonesing for a pull especially after a rough night of fighting games.
Seeing as we know the DSP would play/spend on champions at an accelerated rate when he was pissed off or stressed. With how yesterday went, I think it's pretty safe to assume that if there is another box in the house, that motherfucker got ripped open in the same way Kat opens a door dash bag the second the stream ended.
 
I want hard undercover LARP'ers to annoy Phil with messeages like “Hey Phil, thank you for introducing me to Pokémon cards. I went to the card shop and bought two boxes. I had some nice hits — nothing amazing, but I got a few $50–$70 cards, which would make me a small profit if I sell them. It was fun. I think your boxes are resealed btw.”
 
15 minute break for 2 hours of gameplay
Lmfao

Phil acts like this is his fucking nine to five. "I come on here and stream for you guys so support" nobody has to fucking support you retard you arent getting paid hourly. He technically works on commission and does a very bad job at the commissions.
 
Phil acts like this is his fucking nine to five. "I come on here and stream for you guys so support" nobody has to fucking support you retard you arent getting paid hourly. He technically works on commission and does a very bad job at the commissions.
He also talks about clocking in and out and refers to a stream as working a shift. He's completely detached from reality :story:
 
He's getting older.
He's getting slower.
The cope is getting heavier.
Soon his body will betray him entirely.

But there was nothing he could do guys, he did everything right.

Edit: I do know KICK does have an "hourly" feature, but you can't get subs if you turn it on.
Pigler wouldn't be able to make money that way, so he begs for subs/Kicks instead.
 
I love that Kat hasnt gotten a birthday present, a christmas gift, or a valentines card in 5 fucking years, meanwhile the amazon guy is dropping off box after box after box of pokemon cards and binders

SUFFER, BITCH!

Or a honeymoon or a trip to the zoo or a staycation (even Panda got one of those) or a date in general.

I honestly think she couldn’t care less.

When she was on stream she looked like she would’ve rather licked white dog shit than give Phil a kiss (which is the same thing really but I digress)

As long as the DoorDash keeps flowing and the Skyrim saves keep loading, she’s happy.
 
Or a honeymoon or a trip to the zoo or a staycation (even Panda got one of those) or a date in general.

I honestly think she couldn’t care less.

When she was on stream she looked like she would’ve rather licked white dog shit than give Phil a kiss (which is the same thing really but I digress)

As long as the DoorDash keeps flowing and the Skyrim saves keep loading, she’s happy.
Phil's spent more on Pokemon cards in the last 2 weeks than it would have cost to buy tickets to Japan.
 
I have made this same post for the middle of the month, but it is increasingly apparent that the dolphin pool is non-existent. This year, especially, his whaling stops around the 15th, but as each month ticks by, it stops earlier. This month, it stopped on the ninth or tenth day.

People seem to think Phil gets great money, but in actuality, he does not. He gets less than a trucker who has 5 years of experience. His spending is atrocious, and he needs to renovate his home before he finances next year. He is clearly using some form of finance option, too. On top of that, he has a weight machine in a small room, near a space with untreated mould issues.

I am pretty sure he has breached his HOA multiple times, too. Having Khet live downstairs and "splitting" the home is something you would need approval for; a good lawyer could view it as subletting or altering the home outside of agreement.

I am fully locked into his HOA voiding his tenancy arc, because that is going to be so fucking funny. He would not get any of his payments made either, and he can not sue them either, as it is a case they would win by default.
 
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