Xbox Game Studios Stupidity Hate Thread Game Pass Edition

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They just released a 30 minutes gameplay demo for Fable. Some of it should have been in the showcase instead of the awful story trailer we got.


Watching it right now and it's uglier than it first seemed. Look at this abomination:
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Also, the world "vegan" was first coined in 1944. These fucking hacks don't understand the appeal of fantasy or know how to write it.

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The combat is looking really rough, some amateur hour animations:


And can't forget all the female guards, wokies just LOOVE violently killing women.
 
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Glad I have Game Pass because no way in Hell am I paying full price for this garbage. Second I saw the broccoli-haired zoomer fuckboy say the word 'randos' I just had my brow furrowed in frustration. Another example of why 'write what you know' is often the worst writing advice.

I also really wish these people would stop with the whole 'muh subjective morality' bullshit. Then again they are spineless Britfags so calling out rapes, murders, and theft as objectively bad would probably get them a visit from either the bobbies or a pissed off brown.
 
Glad I have Game Pass because no way in Hell am I paying full price for this garbage. Second I saw the broccoli-haired zoomer fuckboy say the word 'randos' I just had my brow furrowed in frustration. Another example of why 'write what you know' is often the worst writing advice.
Yet you're still in the Xbox ecosystem and paying for Game Pass to play slop. So Microsoft has you secured as a fanboy ready to endure the latest garbage games. And pay for the privilege. If you know that these games are shit why even bother to play at all? There are hundreds of AAA games from the SNES to 360/PS3 era including PC titles that you probably have never played.
 
Yet you're still in the Xbox ecosystem and paying for Game Pass to play slop. So Microsoft has you secured as a fanboy ready to endure the latest garbage games. And pay for the privilege. If you know that these games are shit why even bother to play at all? There are hundreds of AAA games from the SNES to 360/PS3 era including PC titles that you probably have never played.
I do both. I have a retro handheld for old stuff (been checking out Genesis and T-16 because I was a Nintendo fanboy as a wee lad) and honestly I only really use Game Pass for the cloud gaming. They do put out games from time to time that look great (kind of excited for that Magicians game) but I just like being able to play FFXIV on the go.

I suppose even then I'm still feeding the Beast. But that Beast will be fattened up by globohomo bullshit and normies who will pay for the Premium Edition upgrades ($30 or so) so they can play the game a couple of days early or get their fancy skins/digital extras. Best I can do personally is just not waste my time on the slop titles and support the few games they release each year that are good.
 
Fable has been in development hell for so long that it almost certainly going to be terrible.

It will have "switched directions" multiple times over the past few so everything will be watered down and/or broken.
 
Fable has been in development hell for so long that it almost certainly going to be terrible.

It will have "switched directions" multiple times over the past few so everything will be watered down and/or broken.
Same company put pronouns, hearing aids, prosthetics, and body type 1-3 but no facial hair in Forza 6, so yeah. Any game out of Bongistan or Europe is gonna be trash as a baseline.

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Same company put pronouns, hearing aids, prosthetics, and body type 1-3 but no facial hair in Forza 6, so yeah. Any game out of Bongistan or Europe is gonna be trash as a baseline.

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Why the fuck does a racing game need a character creator?

Gran Turismo is better in pretty much every way regardless. The open world in the Forza Horizon games sucks and the cars all feel like hovercrafts.
 
Why the fuck does a racing game need a character creator?

Gran Turismo is better in pretty much every way regardless. The open world in the Forza Horizon games sucks and the cars all feel like hovercrafts.
Milion dollar question, isn't it? The nogs and white boys who play Forza don't care about any of this crap, so it's either virtue signaling for awards/grants or their own demented tranny DEI obsession. I swear there has to be some kind of diversity requirements over there for gam devs.
 
Milion dollar question, isn't it? The nogs and white boys who play Forza don't care about any of this crap, so it's either virtue signaling for awards/grants or their own demented tranny DEI obsession. I swear there has to be some kind of diversity requirements over there for gam devs.

I liked the last Forza Motorsport game because it was track-based but it had fuck all content and the devs abandoned it the second it was released.

The Horizon entries are shit. They just create an open world that vaguely resembles somewhere and you tick off icons on a map in your completely weightless car of choice. Dogshit.
 
Milion dollar question, isn't it? The nogs and white boys who play Forza don't care about any of this crap, so it's either virtue signaling for awards/grants or their own demented tranny DEI obsession. I swear there has to be some kind of diversity requirements over there for gam devs.
It is their own demented tranny DEI obsession.

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Xbox is having LGBT-themed ads for “transgender and non-binary community games”.
 
They just released a 30 minutes gameplay demo for Fable. Some of it should have been in the showcase instead of the awful story trailer we got.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=doV0yq4kAP0
Watching it right now and it's uglier than it first seemed. Look at this abomination:
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Also, the world "vegan" was first coined in 1944. These fucking hacks don't understand the appeal of fantasy or know how to write it.

Edit:
The combat is looking really rough, some amateur hour animations:
Fable - Gameplay Demo | Build An Extraordinary Life [doV0yq4kAP0].mp4

And can't forget all the female guards, wokies just LOOVE violently killing women.
>In albion morality is subjective
>I have forged an identity in silverbrook which people will react with their own moral view.
>Im not simply good or evil im so much more then that.

Who ever mades this HATES Fable with every fiber of their being.
 
>In albion morality is subjective
>I have forged an identity in silverbrook which people will react with their own moral view.
>Im not simply good or evil im so much more then that.

Who ever mades this HATES Fable with every fiber of their being.
They don't even try to sell you on it either. They could frame it as you can be a perfect saint or the most dastardly, heartless villain or anything in between. But they don't, they're just omg no one morality works and people have subjective views. Then proceeds to let you pay your way out of it anyway.
 
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