DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Martys_not_smarty]

Has any of the tards asked daddy Piggy "ummmmm....do you actually know how to play the Pokemon TCG you know the game based on all these cards you've bought?"

 

[dspsbiggestfan]

Has any of the tards asked daddy Piggy "ummmmm....do you actually know how to play the Pokemon TCG you know the game based on all these cards you've bought?"

If I remember correctly, he didn't know what energy cards were for

 

[PD43]

Is he holding Pokemon hostage?

Yeah they're in his attic. He's making pikachu pepperonis.

 

[SensesFail]

Shit, where is the usual whale? Iron Dent Sockeye or whatever the fuck his name is.
C'mon Jayde you retard, cough up some money.

We need to keep Phil on the Pokemon hook. Spend more piggy, feel the financial burden.
If he wage quits Pokemon, he'll be shooting himself in the face on this one, since he invested in
those Pokemon packs for nothing.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Nice professional stream ticker, king.
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Alright. I'm just gonna read it. I'm gonna read it word for word, okay? Alright, here it is. Listen to this. "Payucks to open, COLON, twowelcometodspgaming." *squints* *fumbles with obs* hang on a sec... *finally finds correct closeup overlay* *makes same face* HUHHHH??? *checks chat* WHUHHH? "Payucks to open, COLON, twowelcometodspgaming." What does that even mean? What the fuck are you even trying to say? You're not making any sense, are you alright? *snort* Do you speak english? What the fuck is twowelcometodspgaming even supposed to mean? *shakes head, checks chat* I mean tuhuhuh.... Alright I guess, thanks for the two dollars. These fuckin people man. Anyways. Good morning, Satan, great to see you.

 

[Ardath]

Looking forward to GTA 6's price tag to be revealed

if it's really going to be $80

Theres no shot its under 80, it will also have 100-150 version premium editions that he will 1000% buy especially if it gives you early access.

 

[dspsbiggestfan]

Not only are goals back with pokemon packs, but he is mega beging for a 50$ double pack amount.

At 9$ a pack, his 150$ goals, with 1 free, 1 at 100, and 2 at 150 with a 50$ totally not fake tip, would mean he only made 114 before any cuts.

Not only are goals back, theyre back to nearly the lowered 100$ goals!! AHHHH PANIC

edit: called it. 50$ totally real tip that definitely said long live the king with little fanfair. "thank you whoever that was" after "hold up I just checked my tips" and after banning someone saying dsp makes money on packs.

 

[shekelshoah666]

He is confused about where to go even before the first gym in Diamond lmao. Just so sad how much he struggles with kids games.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

So what's the dollar per pack he's spending for this shit, like how many packs per box and what'sa box go for? We must be near like 1 grand on boxes alone at this point, excluding his retarded binders et all

 

[OsamaBegLaden]

He's so much more lively when he's opening these stupid packs. He truly hates video games at this point lmao

 

[shekelshoah666]

"look at all of these cards I'm giving away guise" -DSP as he puts the code card up to the camera

Just unreal I've never heard anyone else talk about fucking code cards like this.

"Enjoy what I'm giving you for free" holy fuck man

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Damn, Anon has felted me so hard with the $70 donations that say absolutely nothing, please don't do anymore I don't think I could possibly handle it.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

One of Quartering's major issues is that he takes a business like livestreaming where the cost of production is borderline nil and finds a way to barely break even or even lose money on it, by paying Hannah Claire, Melonie Mac, and blowing money on opening card packs. Phil watched the doc on him and for some reason (gambling/gacha addiction) decided that he needed to emulate this closely.

Well he sure as shit was never going to hire 2 broads to co-host with him. HE'S MARRIED, IDIOT!!! But imagine an alternate timeline with Phil having to pay 6 figures to a couple of 5's to sweep for him while Khet cries downstairs.

 

[SwiftBucks]

Man, goals are back but they're kneecapped. He's got to front for each goal, and to make matters worse he's been getting high off his own supply offscreen. Reminds me of that scene in scarface

 

[dspsbiggestfan]

morning stream Jun 10th:
9 packs, 1 free. 76$ cost of packs
252$ total - 140$ of anon suspicious tips to hit goals, weird double 28$ tips. idk anymore. he isnt even trying with the fake tips

112$ actual dent money,
33.6$ - YT's 30% cut

$ 78.4 Total profit

ONLY $ 2.40 PROFIT FOR THE WHOLE STREAM WHAT THE FUCK

 

[Iron Hamster]

It time pay up or it time go uce.

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Jayde is legit more buff than Phail and gets an actual workout wheeling himself around.

Theres no reason to clean a paper plate

He can't let the pig juice dribble on any receipts he might have to show.

It'll be hilarious when Phil goes legally blind because of his own stupidity, and Kat will have to drive him around.

I assume you're referring to his chronic masturbating?

he literally brought the goals back in full he's so desperate looool, cumulative 150 for a pack pull, just bring goals back you fuck

Pokegoals for Pigemon.

So I guess opening up cards is about to be wagequitted

The dents need to withhold so we can watch the meth-like tweaking.

 

[INirvana]

He made a total of 3$ from those packs today of ''hit'' cards.

Copes about getting some good ones.

PHIL, your over 900$ in the negative from all the pokemon boxes and you have not gotten ONE....ONE CARD OF ACTUAL VALUE!!!

LETS KEEP THIS BANKCRUPCY 2.0 GOING! ADDICTIONS ARE BACK ON THE TABLE!!

 

[dspsbiggestfan]

Not to throw salt on the wound, but his greninja has already devalued 20% if Im reading online selling graphs right. And that's for nesr mint.

 

[shekelshoah666]

He is pulling cards worth under $4 talking about how great of a hit it is. How many packs is he opening before the night stream tonight he is so fucking addicted lol.

 

[Milkdud]

I am looking for clarification on the new goals that are in place for support and card pack openings. From what his pinned message said I was under the impression that it is still $50 for a pack opening. Then once the support is at $100 that unlocks cumulative pack openings plus another pack if a $50 tip got them to the next level. And there is always a free opening if a pokemon game is being played. I don't think he opened the correct number of packs. This is so convoluted that it is going to be a literal nightmare for his July 4th vest streak when he brings out the vests, glasses and hats. He left that stream the fastest I have ever seen him log off. Long live Pokemon!