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no woman will want me, dickless, literal manlet. (Shorter than 99.9% of men in my country, fuck my britpoon life) ...
Aww, she's selling herself short! She's shorter than 99.9% of women, too!

(Pun not intended but also not avoided)

my life is much better than most 🚂🦵 but my height ruins everything.
Could one of the members of the young, hip crowd explain to me a train leg is? Locomotive limb?
 
Aww, she's selling herself short! She's shorter than 99.9% of women, too!

(Pun not intended but also not avoided)


Could one of the members of the young, hip crowd explain to me a train leg is? Locomotive limb?
"Train" + "knee" = "tranny"? A combination of self-degradation (as they regard "tranny" as the "n-word" dialed up to 11) and the wokey tendency to censor anything which might TrIGgER someone?

That's my guess.
 
Could one of the members of the young, hip crowd explain to me a train leg is? Locomotive limb?
"Train" + "knee" = "tranny"? A combination of self-degradation (as they regard "tranny" as the "n-word" dialed up to 11) and the wokey tendency to censor anything which might TrIGgER someone?

That's my guess.
It's emoji slang to get past word censors. It means tranny (train + knee).

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Fictional animal-envying poonertist Revolutionary-Tie908 always finds something to have her knickers in a twist about, and today it's the fact that the dictionary definition of vanilla sex is trans-exclusionary because it doesn't take into account using fake dongs as a fake man.
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Hate the definition of vanilla sex?

Apparently vanilla sex is sex without bdms or toys:
Vanilla sex
is a slang term for conventional or mainstream sexual activity that does not involve kinks, fetishes, or structured power dynamics (like BDSM). It typically focuses on mutual pleasure, emotional intimacy, and standard practices such as kissing, oral sex, and traditional intercourse.
So basically if I have sex with a woman it would never be vanilla sex?
Shit makes me feel worse enough. Prosthetic penis or bottom growth are not vanilla? There not fucken toys there my dam parts.
See this is why I hate the term it excludes trans men. Especially straight trans men.
I’m sick of this. Why can’t I have vanilla? I’m a guy my bottom half seems to be once again based on my sex at birth. Do any of you guys don’t like the definition and wish it included trans men?
 
What are thembie genitals called? I don't think I have come across one of these terms specifically for non-binary parts.
"they/them pussy"
There is no equivalent slang for the penises of nonbinary-indentified males because nobody is interested in sex with them, which really shines a light on social and sexual dynamics.

They/them pussy is just easy sex with a liberal chick, but not enough people are interested enough in nonbinary-identified males to joke and make slang words about their genitals.
 
"Nah nah nah nah nah nah! You can't catch me in this dressing room, Terfs! *blows raspberry*"

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"The law says YWNBAW? NO, FUCK YOU! I'M NOT GOING QUIETLY! MY LIFE IS NOT OPTIONAL! IWABAW!!! *sucks thumb while in fetal position*"

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Bonus British tranny L where a mere definition makes him fall to his knees

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Seems even trannies have their hierarchy of who's a bigger dick.

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Transbians Othering Us.. (self.StraightTransGirls)
submitted 3 hours ago by Significant-Hour1233
I wish it was more safe to be open about being a straight trans gal in the broader community, especially in places where it's supposed to be a supportive safe space, but for all trans woman not just the transbians...
I've been made to feel bad for "contributing" to the patriarchy.. and for being an "icky man-lover", essentially... and for pursuing a medical transition due to my gender dysphoria; something I have been demonized for when asking for support in a group once, in regards to HRT... but got shamed so harshly for bringing up medical stuff because "not everyone" in the group felt the need to follow suite or even have dysphoria... so fuck my feelings, right?..
I'm not even transmed, I just am by default in my journey... I don't gatekeep transgender woman for not being transsexual woman...
It's just bizarre, having been othered by transbians and nb trans folk for being a doll, for being straight, and not wanting to date woman or other transfemmes... like wtf?...
Is this how cis straight people feel around mainstream gays?
I just wish there were more spaces online and irl to be around trans woman that relate to my lived experience, without being demonized for just existing...
It's like I've been pushed out of my own "community"... being ostracized for being the wrong kind of trans woman is fucking mad...
Wtf World?...


Funny how even the gay trannies are looked down apon by the lesbian trannies lol

Professional-Bag7584 1 point 20 minutes ago
Those are your "inclusive" comunities... Don't worry, normal guys will be cool with you...

[–]HotConstruction2364 3 points 23 minutes ago*
I had two transbian friends in Australia. One girl waa also post-op, and the other on the waitlist. I loved spending time with them until one particular day.
They were both discussing homophobia and what it's like being gay (both clockable, so both probably confusing homophobia with transphobia).. anyway, I tried to say I had also experienced homophobia (I was out as a gay boy until transition at 18), and they shut me down and said I was straight and had no idea what I was talking about... I was once too afraid to leave my highschool grounds because other boys were waiting outside the gates with large sticks (for me). My friend and I had to go the long way around to avoid them (a 20 minute walk). I had teenage boys flashing me, touching my thighs without my consent, in class, to try and arouse me all for laughs (of course when one is being molested by their bullies, they aren't likely to experience arousal... lol). My mother had to move me to a different school in 2002 because a group of boys I was in class with were hurling rocks at me... I was 9.
Anyway, I couldn't associate with them again.. it left a really bad taste in my mouth
Edit: in my mind, generally the very worst homophobia we face, is as youths. Children and teenagers are a level of cruel few adults can match. Homophobia between adults tends to be less physical and more social, but growing up as a gay kid, with everyone going through puberty... that hits different... and I would argue that if you did not have to come out as a teenager, experience all of that abuse, then you really shouldn't be weighing in on homophobia at all..

[–]Fine_Talk_8406 2 points 41 minutes ago
I genuinely got death threats and told to seek therapy for my internalised transphobia, after I said that I'm annoyed that hrt made some medical conditions worse and I would've preferred knowing that in advance.



Meuhidk 8 points 2 hours ago
there was just a post on the main sub bashing us for being straight, and saying how it makes no sense
and they question why we have our own little space, like its not obvious

[–]Fine_Talk_8406 2 points 43 minutes ago
Can I maybe know the main subreddit name? I'd like to see said post.

[–]TwilightsNotebook 4 points 2 hours ago
FELT

[–]Rule_63_Me 9 points 3 hours ago
It’s not just straight trans women. I mentioned in a post at another subreddit about how despite being bi/pan, I feel mostly straight because I’m primarily attracted to men. I got downvoted by a few transbians because of my sexuality. Like, wth?


Ironic how the only lesbians who can actually bully people are just perverted men.

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Complete loony troon, "Rebecca" Ruhlman, loves to rant on social media. He was banned on Twitter before Bluesky was even a thing and when the leftzis were in control. He's now been banned on Bluesky and his rationale for this is amazing:

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He's clearly used to getting banned from places because he setup an alt account on Bluesky way before he started getting suspended on his real account.

Who knew Bluesky was overrun by nazis, both as users and admins? I wonder how long the alt account is going to last. He's likely setup querdcast2 by now.
 
Just as his "girl juice" will not make him a woman in any way, it will also have no effect on his ability to be funny.

However, an observation: women are, in fact, less funny, on average, than are men, and to note that is not misogyny.

One reason for this pattern is also simple and even obvious in retrospect, which is that to be able to make people laugh is a valuable strategy for navigating society, or put in more blunt terms: not getting your ass kicked. Many highly-successful male comedians have noted that they got their start in being funny by making the bullies laugh so they wouldn't beat their asses. And if you take a look at these comedians in their respective youths, you'll see skinny kids, fat kids, ugly kids - perfect bully-bait.

In fact, ask yourself this: how many attractive male comedians can you name? Even one? I can't.

Girls are far less likely to get physically bullied and so usually do not come to exist under social conditions that would pressure them to adapt and survive them with humour.

There is also the fact that talented comedians are usually very smart (I have no doubt that people like George Carlin, Robin Williams, Dave Chapelle, Chris Rock, etc. could all join MENSA, if they cared to), and since the male half of humanity produces more geniuses (as well as more complete morons) than does the female half (which generates fewer Einsteins, but far more all-around well-put-together people).

tl;dr: Women are not inherently less funny than men; they simply have lesser opportunity and incentive to develop that particular skill.
I disagree with the premise that women are less funny than men but I can absolutely agree that trooning out turns men with a functional sense of humor into the most brittle, emotional, weepy, humorless cunts alive.
 
Safety question has a real answer, but not on Reddit.

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I pass more often than not, but somehow bigots tend to clock me faster. Someone told me it’s not a good idea to go alone, but I’m naive and still think nothing can hurt me. I’m 115lbs and don’t work out haha so I don’t think I could stand up for myself even if I thought I could win a fight which I still think I could. Haha.

Planning on going essentially coast to coast.
Real answer: No. But not because you're trans. :P

One very interesting answer.
There is a trans friendly restroom locator. :christine:
 
Couldn't you just, like, talk normally and avoid this whole thing?
It's not even hard to talk like a woman, but it takes effort if it doesn't come naturally. The trannies are literally just screaming directly through their noses because that's easier.
(I had this left in the text box and never sent it!)

One very interesting answer.
There is a trans friendly restroom locator. :christine:
It would be a fucking shame if people went to these restrooms to specifically put MEAN and EVIL stickers in them and to ask MEN what they're doing in the ladies' room.
 
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