DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[shekelshoah666]

Already had 3 begging segments and he admits he knows Lego Batman isn't going to bring in the money today.

Refuses to reACK to FF7 because the audience won't pay him to play it even though it's the most asked for game in his chats.

Clearly already watched these trailers and admitted to it with Halo. Now bitching about Microsoft not making more Halo like Halo CE.

 

[I Love Videogames 69]

This stream is so funny man he didn't even plan shit out just waiting for chat to tell him what to reACK to. Bitching about games having potentially low support if he plays them.

He is straight up ignoring most of what chat is asking for or bitching about it. He already had a Pokemon rant among other things and seethed about Xbox in his chat and stream.

"Not playing anymore soulslike knockoffs they are a waste of time" He won't even watch the trailers for Mortal Shell 2 or other ones. He just keeps refusing to watch trailers people are asking for there is no point to this stream.

Muting trailers with licensed music because muh ad revenue.

Big news of the stream so far is that... DSP is buying a seperate freezer. So I guess he really only plans on leaving the house once a month.

It's really hilarious how difficult his life is for him, it speaks to how unbelievably low IQ he is. I have a floor freezer, when it was delivered it took me about 10 minutes all in to let the Best Buy style delivery people in, they drop it in the middle of my kitchen, I tell them I got it from here, and they left.

He has an overweight wife who works way less than 5 days a week, just schedule to get it delivered a day she's home, and then he has to do LITERALLY NOTHING in terms of interrupting his business style videogame stream.

Any amount of critical thinking though is far beyond him, things that aren't even worth saying out loud for normal people is a difficult to understand task for him. I really do honestly think he feels he is stressed out 24/7, imagine being as big of a fucking retard as this faggot is and trying to navigate yourself through adult life.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

I am amazed by the tools that are available for a-logging this dipshit.
https://www.youtube.com/@rentonreport has a site linked to his profile

https://renton.report/

and it's a revenue/views live ticker.
holy shit.

 

[shekelshoah666]

It's really hilarious how difficult his life is for him, it speaks to how unbelievably low IQ he is. I have a floor freezer, when it was delivered it took me about 10 minutes all in to let the Best Buy style delivery people in, they drop it in the middle of my kitchen, I tell them I got it from here, and they left.

He has an overweight wife who works way less than 5 days a week, just schedule to get it delivered a day she's home, and then he has to do LITERALLY NOTHING in terms of interrupting his business style videogame stream.

Any amount of critical thinking though is far beyond him, things that aren't even worth saying out loud for normal people is a difficult to understand task for him. I really do honestly think he feels he is stressed out 24/7, imagine being as big of a fucking retard as this faggot is and trying to navigate yourself through adult life.

Ya it's pretty obvious at this point that he is perma max stress mode all day every day. Anything no matter how small it is just sets him off even getting 1 less sauce than he asked for on a Doordash order will lead him to do a whole rant on it.

"I'm surprised you aren't suggesting more from Summer Game Fest" Well DSP you are just refusing to watch them

"Imagine if someone tried to like harness Dracula as an energy source or something as the plot" Uhhhh multiple CV games have done that...

Ranting about how slow the stream is someone says he will just drop CV because of low support and DSP says well he isn't making money on this stream and he hasn't turned it off yet.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

It's really hilarious how difficult his life is for him, it speaks to how unbelievably low IQ he is. I have a floor freezer, when it was delivered it took me about 10 minutes all in to let the Best Buy style delivery people in, they drop it in the middle of my kitchen, I tell them I got it from here, and they left.

He has an overweight wife who works way less than 5 days a week, just schedule to get it delivered a day she's home, and then he has to do LITERALLY NOTHING in terms of interrupting his business style videogame stream.

Any amount of critical thinking though is far beyond him, things that aren't even worth saying out loud for normal people is a difficult to understand task for him. I really do honestly think he feels he is stressed out 24/7, imagine being as big of a fucking retard as this faggot is and trying to navigate yourself through adult life.

And every second he's not freaking out about some everyday adult situation...he's reading people talking about how much of a piece of shit loser he is.

Happy life of an affluent man!

 

[Windy Moors]

And of course, we'll be getting a "I was only kidding to prove my trolls are crazy" reaction from Phil as reasons for not uploading the video and deleting his original post.
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Archive, bub:
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Original posted here by @top10 EU in Lords Mobile

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[shekelshoah666]

DSP is skipping every single trailer that we wanted to see him watch

Let's look at another streamers YouTube views for reactions:



Woah this reaction kahntent looks lucrative for other streamers!

Special announcement on the late night stream about the Pokemon cards potentially being resealed and how he doesn't think they are.

DSP is upset about guest characters in fighting games and is not going to be playing SF6 next season.

 

[INirvana]

This mutated abominable niglet STILL has not finished this fucking Lego Dark Knight game, I beat this shit like 4 days ago WHILE multi-tasking Lost Judgment.

HOW?

 

[top10 EU in Lords Mobile]

just for the record: that image was taken from this thread (made by me). those are MY likes
nah I'm glad it's getting some mileage though. detractor twitter looks fun

suffah, Philip!

 

[morel style individual]

DSP has only ever lived in 2 places both of which are among the most liberal places in the entire country and for most of his time as a streamer there has been a dem President so who else would be bitch about?

I don't think it makes sense to count Bridgeport since he was born there and his mommy lives there, it's not like he had a political affiliation at birth.

I concede that you have a point regarding Seattle, but it is DSP. There is a possibility that he selected a liberal destination on purpose so that he would have something to complain about for the rest of his life.

 

[I Love Videogames 69]

There is a possibility that he selected a liberal destination on purpose so that he would have something to complain about for the rest of his life.

This requires him to have thought ahead for some reason, which he has never ever done, so there is no chance this is true. You are massively overestimating his intelligence to think he has the skills of a 12 year old

 

[Zyklon C]

There is a possibility that he selected a liberal destination on purpose so that he would have something to complain about for the rest of his life.

Jesus, that's a level of mental illness even I'd hesitate to ascribe to pigroach.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

DSP is skipping every single trailer that we wanted to see him watch

And then watch him complain about how there's no big reveals this year..

He refuses to even aknowledge the existence of FF7 revelations... I wonder if it's cause of detractors, support or his fear of boobs. Way to kill your potential discoverability mr business degree.

He also complained about SF6's new dlc because there's no returning characters, while all fans of street fighter I know seemed rather happy about getting new characters instead of just old ones. He's really stuck in the past.

 

[johnkimble123]

DSP is skipping every single trailer that we wanted to see him watch

Let's look at another streamers YouTube views for reactions:

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Woah this reaction kahntent looks lucrative for other streamers!

Special announcement on the late night stream about the Pokemon cards potentially being resealed and how he doesn't think they are.

DSP is upset about guest characters in fighting games and is not going to be playing SF6 next season.

Max is what Phil thinks he is, if it wasn't for detractors or something

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Refuses to reACK to FF7 because the audience won't pay him to play it even though it's the most asked for game in his chats.

he doesn't want to have to go back to rebirth and suffer through tifas disgusting, horrible, offensive tits

I concede that you have a point regarding Seattle, but it is DSP. There is a possibility that he selected a liberal destination on purpose so that he would have something to complain about for the rest of his life.

he moved to seattle because he thought he'd be able to just walk into microsoft and get a high level executive position once he was done streaming

 

[Twrx]

he doesn't want to have to go back to rebirth and suffer through tifas disgusting, horrible, offensive tits


he moved to seattle because he thought he'd be able to just walk into microsoft and get a high level executive position once he was done streaming

I think that's just a lie he tells himself and everyone else. I think part of it was to get Leanna away from any sort of possible support system and because his parents and friend were probably lecturing him on his over spending on everything. I say friend, singular, because I think Rambo was the only friend he ever had, but it was a one sided friendship, because all he saw Rambo as was "what can he do for me". He's claimed everything from no income tax to the tech sector. We'll never know the truth, because I doubt he does.

 

[Spirelord: Downfall]

Good to see Phil is still acting like a jeet-nigger while spiraling deeper into baby game respite from games that expect sentience from its players. He's regressed so hard I'm shocked you guys are genuinely debating the politics of a man who'd slash public services because it'd cut his taxes then demand the services not decline in quality because he didn't say he wanted worse services and thus it shouldn't have declined. Just ask yourself if Phil would understand if it affects him (if not then you're stupid if you care), then ask if it'd be pahsitive for Phil, then ask if he'd gain/lose velcro wallets or the money therein if he took a hard stance, and that's how you get his take on literally anything political.

Also him acting as if God of Wahmen isn't just more of the same slop except with air combos, a reddit jello cube, and starring a woman to vex his homosexuality is retarded given Sony specifically used him for GoW Ragnarök and this game's design for 'the common gamer' but even more so because he's gonna play it anyway because big title from big company. It was literally tailor made for you nigga, you are technically in part responsible for this game's inception and you're only shit talking the game with more cutscene than gameplay in its introduction because the Internet hates The Phil Game.

 

[shekelshoah666]

he moved to seattle because he thought he'd be able to just walk into microsoft and get a high level executive position once he was done streaming

Yep he thought he would be able to be a big part of the convention scene there and it would help the business, have to pay little to no taxes and have a fallback to work at Microsoft, Valve or Nintendo.

 

[johnkimble123]

There is a possibility that he selected a liberal destination on purpose so that he would have something to complain about for the rest of his life.

He looked at no income tax style places and ruled out FL & TX because hot, and didn't bother looking at the others because they weren't sexy (WY & NH), plus had this weird delusion that someday Microsoft, Boeing or some other tech style company would want to hire him.

 

[I Love Videogames 69]

He looked at no income tax style places and ruled out FL & TX because hot, and didn't bother looking at the others because they weren't sexy (WY & NH), plus had this weird delusion that someday Microsoft, Boeing or some other tech style company would want to hire him.

It really is hilarious how he picked where to move too, you are absolutely right his non-negotiable was no state income tax, NH isn't far enough away from Jaha coming to knock his ass out, Wyoming he would think gets 10 feet of snow a week year round and probably doesn't have Amazon delivery or business style internet, as you said FL and TX are too hot....that leaves Washington state.

How do you let yourself get cucked like that by letting tax rates rule your life, THEN don't pay your FEDERAL taxes correctly anyways!