DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

And of course, we'll be getting a "I was only kidding to prove my trolls are crazy" reaction from Phil as reasons for not uploading the video and deleting his original post.
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I guess he could 'prove' something if he didn't delete comments. Maybe

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Real talk, when will imploding viewercounts actually force this dent to play interesting games, multiplayer, etc? This is 100% a recipe for 160 view streams all week with this babby game, nursing home game, indie walking sim/wagie sim kick he's on.

I'm all for the non-existent views but this is purely for begging to open resealed Pokemon packs.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

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Real talk, when will imploding viewercounts actually force this dent to play interesting games, multiplayer, etc? This is 100% a recipe for 160 view streams all week with this babby game, nursing home game, indie walking sim/wagie sim kick he's on.

I can't believe IndeVESTence Day is less than a month away!

 

[strandedcastaway]

You're not wrong, but - not to derail the thread into a debate I know has happened a hundred times - the thing is, the politics he virtue signals have changed multiple times over his """career,""" and I strongly suspect it's because of this incredibly childish idea he seems to have where depending on whether a Republican or Democrat are president, the entire country's culture and politics changes overnight. When Biden was president, Phil had the Proud Ally slide and was terrified of saying anything remotely close to a HATEFUL SLUR, such as retard. Now that Trump is president, and there are lots of Kino Casino types still in his Kick chat, he seems to think the entire country has turned into a Quartering comments section angry about muh wokes, and that saying slurs is cool again (hence saying "retard" at least once a day).

It's yet another example of him not actually having any beliefs of his own, he just goes where he thinks the wind is blowing.

Dude, the single proud ally slide vs. his actual words hundreds of times...I will agree that he wouldn't like Trump because Trump is rich and Phil hates anyone who has more money than him. I didn't say Phil was MAGA, but he's a conservative guy. He would be a Puritan if such people still existed.

We all know Phil lies, but the difference is that none of his 50 fans want to hear him talk politics, yet he can't keep himself from saying how liberals are ruining his life. It's what he believes.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

Why isn't he playing Palworld? Game is going live and is set to win a lawsuit, and announces a TCG release date. On top of that, it's not actually a bad game.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Too many people are being mum about this dent. Getting money from DSP to fix his dying channel isn't a flex. Neither is paying another lolcow to make videos on him. Don't be afraid to call someone out just because they happen to be a popular troll. There's no sides to this.

There's not much to say about Lummox. He's among the lower end of Wings' recap channels throwing up sensationalist crap for money. And now they're probably trying to stir up pointless drama if Lummox really edits Phil's 5k view videos. Who cares.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Why isn't he playing Palworld? Game is going live and is set to win a lawsuit, and announces a TCG release date. On top of that, it's not actually a bad game.

he did, but Alottapeepul said they didn't like it so he wage quit removed it from the schedule in a professional manner.

 

[Minister of the Interior]

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Real talk, when will imploding viewercounts actually force this dent to play interesting games, multiplayer, etc? This is 100% a recipe for 160 view streams all week with this babby game, nursing home game, indie walking sim/wagie sim kick he's on.

He really shouldn't set himself against a sunny beach. It makes his corpse pallor stand out way more.

 

[Optimus Crime]

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Real talk, when will imploding viewercounts actually force this dent to play interesting games, multiplayer, etc? This is 100% a recipe for 160 view streams all week with this babby game, nursing home game, indie walking sim/wagie sim kick he's on.

Does this soyboy (he eats veggie burgers, source, s.17e220) always have to have his drooping mouth open for every picture. This is my irrefutable proof that he's GAY!

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

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Real talk, when will imploding viewercounts actually force this dent to play interesting games, multiplayer, etc? This is 100% a recipe for 160 view streams all week with this babby game, nursing home game, indie walking sim/wagie sim kick he's on.

Real talk, there really are no "interesting games" he could play. That ship has sailed for his eternally dying career. Street Fighter has him seething and coping every single fucking match and yet they in general don't do so well, as is the case when he plays CoD or some other multiplayer FPS. Really the only thing that possibly could save his channel is if he actually does embrace the "ironic" fans and turns on TTS for donos.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Real talk, there really are no "interesting games" he could play. That ship has sailed for his eternally dying career. Street Fighter has him seething and coping every single fucking match and yet they in general don't do so well, as is the case when he plays CoD or some other multiplayer FPS. Really the only thing that possibly could save his channel is if he actually does embrace the "ironic" fans and turns on TTS for donos.

Clearly what needs to happen is another Fallout 3 playthrough.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

xbox showcase is on right now, so i guess we can expect phil to react to it some time after next week

 

[Iron Hamster]

xbox showcase is on right now, so i guess we can expect phil to react to it some time after next week

Yep. He's busy watching That Being Said right now so.......................

 

[shekelshoah666]

Dude, the single proud ally slide vs. his actual words hundreds of times...I will agree that he wouldn't like Trump because Trump is rich and Phil hates anyone who has more money than him. I didn't say Phil was MAGA, but he's a conservative guy. He would be a Puritan if such people still existed.

We all know Phil lies, but the difference is that none of his 50 fans want to hear him talk politics, yet he can't keep himself from saying how liberals are ruining his life. It's what he believes.

DSP has only ever lived in 2 places both of which are among the most liberal places in the entire country and for most of his time as a streamer there has been a dem President so who else would be bitch about? He isn't wrong in that Seattle is a literal shithole in many places with niggers strung out of fent just like you would see in SF/LA and trash fucking everywhere. If DSP lived in Florida or Texas he would be blaming the GOP for the same exact shit but he has never ever lived in somewhere that isn't effectively a dem stronghold.

DSP has talked about how he doesn't care if someone is gay or trans and they should be able to do whatever they want many times but he is just like quarterpounder in that he just changes with what he thinks will make him money. Heck he openly admitted to keeping BBC porn on the desktop of his laptop he used to travel to FGC shit with and has many many hours of footage of him acting gay with Rambo.

If Twitch was the platform paying him instead of YouTube/Kick he wouldn't be say half of the stuff he does now because it's against TOS on there unless you are Asmongold.

Real talk, there really are no "interesting games" he could play. That ship has sailed for his eternally dying career. Street Fighter has him seething and coping every single fucking match and yet they in general don't do so well, as is the case when he plays CoD or some other multiplayer FPS. Really the only thing that possibly could save his channel is if he actually does embrace the "ironic" fans and turns on TTS for donos.

GTA6 is going to save the business until the 5th stream when the goal isn't hit then his hopes of streaming it for a year straight will be dashed.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Real talk, there really are no "interesting games" he could play. That ship has sailed for his eternally dying career. Street Fighter has him seething and coping every single fucking match and yet they in general don't do so well, as is the case when he plays CoD or some other multiplayer FPS. Really the only thing that possibly could save his channel is if he actually does embrace the "ironic" fans and turns on TTS for donos.

There's the rare game like Mario Kart where Phil can't be handheld, he'll be terrible and will force himself to play for dent money. But, he's sussessfully cut out like 95% of these games from the schedule.

If the whales weren't so stupid, they'd pressure Phil so he has to do things like TTS donos.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He really shouldn't set himself against a sunny beach. It makes his corpse pallor stand out way more.

I can't tell which is more "Weekend at Bernie's": Phil himself, or the state of his business.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Is there any other huge tell that Piggy has lost a debate when he needs to break out the one word low effort potshot insult like he just did with "bub?"
Ya get it, chief?
Don't mess with the best, kid *insert a gif from the Patrick Warburton live action Tick show he never watched*
Business is fine, bub.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Is there any other huge tell that Piggy has lost a debate when he needs to break out the one word low effort potshot insult like he just did with "bub?"
Ya get it, chief?
Don't mess with the best, kid *insert a gif from the Patrick Warburton live action Tick show he never watched*
Business is fine, bub.

When Phil calls people a variant of stupid moron. Which he always does.

 

[shekelshoah666]

This stream is so funny man he didn't even plan shit out just waiting for chat to tell him what to reACK to. Bitching about games having potentially low support if he plays them.

He is straight up ignoring most of what chat is asking for or bitching about it. He already had a Pokemon rant among other things and seethed about Xbox in his chat and stream.

"Not playing anymore soulslike knockoffs they are a waste of time" He won't even watch the trailers for Mortal Shell 2 or other ones. He just keeps refusing to watch trailers people are asking for there is no point to this stream.

Muting trailers with licensed music because muh ad revenue.

Big news of the stream so far is that... DSP is buying a seperate freezer. So I guess he really only plans on leaving the house once a month.

 

[johnkimble123]

You're not wrong, but - not to derail the thread into a debate I know has happened a hundred times - the thing is, the politics he virtue signals have changed multiple times over his """career,""" and I strongly suspect it's because of this incredibly childish idea he seems to have where depending on whether a Republican or Democrat are president, the entire country's culture and politics changes overnight. When Biden was president, Phil had the Proud Ally slide and was terrified of saying anything remotely close to a HATEFUL SLUR, such as retard. Now that Trump is president, and there are lots of Kino Casino types still in his Kick chat, he seems to think the entire country has turned into a Quartering comments section angry about muh wokes, and that saying slurs is cool again (hence saying "retard" at least once a day).

It's yet another example of him not actually having any beliefs of his own, he just goes where he thinks the wind is blowing.

A good description of Phil, and one that doesn't assign him to either party, is that he's a classic suburban NIMBY. He will do the #proudally and #BLM and all sorts of other virtue signaling, although different from the suburbanite, they do it for appearances and as a badge of them not being a shit head whereas Phil does it because he assumes he has to do to keep up with society.

However, the second Jamal or Muhammad moves next door, or even worse a gay couple, they're crossing the street, they don't want that kind near them, it's not safe, etc. And to be fair, this describes a fuck ton of Americans. Phil's just a very extreme version of this, extremely selfish, wants cops patrolling his HOA 24/7, will take hard turns either direction if he thinks it will help his appearance, etc. While I personally think he leans right on top of all this, none of what I described is exclusive to either Democrats or Republicans. It's very common amongst assholes who think if they live out of an urban area, they are better than others.

 

[Zyklon C]

This stream is so funny man he didn't even plan shit out just waiting for chat to tell him what to reACK to. Bitching about games having potentially low support if he plays them.

He is straight up ignoring most of what chat is asking for or bitching about it. He already had a Pokemon rant among other things and seethed about Xbox in his chat and stream.

"Not playing anymore soulslike knockoffs they are a waste of time" He won't even watch the trailers for Mortal Shell 2 or other ones. He just keeps refusing to watch trailers people are asking for there is no point to this stream.

Muting trailers with licensed music because muh ad revenue.

You'd think at some point over nearly two decades he'd accidentally do something like this correctly. The man is an Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes segment in perpetuity.