🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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Sir, another channel has hit Quartering
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Parrots are a-logging him now.
 
The Kick app is really bad given it's a pretty big platform. They don't even have an LG app which I find pretty disgraceful... Casting to TV is always like a minute behind.
Kick isn't a big platform at all. A year or two ago, 4000 live viewers on KC used to cause problems. IIRC They've built their entire infra on AWS (I am pretty sure they are using AWS Cognito/Amplify for user authentication). I would wager Kick probably doesn't have that many developers on staff, and developing an app for the web, Android, iOS and the several TVs is a major PITA. As a general rule of thumb, anything that isn't Chrome, Android or iOS is done on a "we fix it one day, maybe when we are really bored" priority.

Generally all these alternative sites suck to use if you aren't using Chrome on a gigabit connection, it takes a lot of effort to get a video to stream well on anything other than a domestic LAN/WiFi connection. I used to work on streaming video and scores to gambling sites, and it was a nightmare generally.

I just have an old laptop connected to the TV with a cheap wireless mouse and keyboard. Smart TVs and their ilk are crap.
 
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Spotted this comment in Jer's Karmelo Anthony video from today. Checked his comment history and he's not a troll.

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He's right too Jer is really out of breath from reading an article.

So, yes, Jer is morbidly obese and will die young at his weight. But some people just aren’t fast talkers (see: southern half of the US). Instead of trying to do live shit and talking as fast as he possibly can while butchering English and getting out of breath, he should have just stuck to 5 10-minute slop videos per day and sped them up in post.

For some reason, he has to dance for the trolls at all times. PPP says he needs more energy and excitement, and we get “bbbut what are the oranges for?wellibetittastedgoodcheckthisout”
 
If any of you guys are dumb enough (or committed to a-logging enough) to hold Rumble stock as of apr 16, you can voice your opinion on the QA session on Jun 11th, and ask why they're wasting your investment on Jeremy money pit hambly
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Exercise your rights as a shareholder, protect your investment
Current Price: ~$9.5052-Week Range: $4.62 – $10.99Average Volume: ~3.3 million shares
i would but then ppl buy and then people that want to dump and leave the new buyers as bagholders. if its 1 share then it wouldnt really hurt so if u really want to buy 1 share then on the next earnings report to do it. Maybe show up on cnbc, if you really want this stock to tank just have Jim Cramer give it the blessing.
 
holy fucking scraggly valley... NORVILLE ALERT NORVILLE ALERT
HE'S BALD
HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE A FEATHERED EGG
HE'S RECEDING INTO DEFCON 5
NORVILLE ALERT NORVILLE ALERT WHOA BUDDY IT'S OVER
 
Along with plenty of thing Jer will never experience. Even with Michelle recovering, she will call Ed to tell him about Myles Garrett getting traded to the rams. Now that's true fucking love.

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The shape of his skull disgusts me.
He reminds me of fellow coomer lolcow Steven Dawson, which he does and all that, anyway. Steven's basically Hambly if he were more honest.
That hairline is so embarrassing that he would be better off being bald.
You'd think getting mogged and felted by the handsome and glabrous Rex Jones would've taught him this, but no, he's still delusional about how much hair he has.
 
Uh... that is not a woman.
are they a troon? I've skimmed through their content and its rather hard to discern if they aren't a real women, they just seem suspiciously good with tech, they've got girly hands and have pretty normal hairstyles that is maintained... but I dunno here on this one, usually there's something major giving it away.
 
His beard only makes his Egg Head even worse, and his dark sunken eyes of "tired that sleep won't fix", his long flabby arms, Grimace body... all of it really creates the perfect hideous sasquatch bodyshape.

To me though, the worst thing about Jer's immediacy is his way of talking Fattly, there's always alot of thick liquid in his voice.
 
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