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💼 Careercow Nathen Mazri / Ayman El-Masri / Garfield Eats Guy / Nathfield - “Entergaging” 29 year old Schizophrenic Arab using daddy's money to buy fame. Recently created his own Garfield version of Sonichu
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- 14 de Jul, 2018
All I'm left wondering is what it must have felt like to be Nathan's editor/typesetter and having to compile these narcissistic & autistic ramblings into what should be a book. When he's not rambling about Mohammed (PBUHAH) it's him namedropping some celeb. And he can't even just keep it famous people he actually met, has to spend time talking about Drake and Kendrick Lamarr. My favorite part is just him asking Jim Davis about Garfield porn.
You just know this fucker looked up Paheal Rule 34 and cranked his knob thinking about Jon Arbuckle fucking Garfield.
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Man that feature really made this thread garbage
Eggward biscuitbottom
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- 10 de Jun, 2022
If what an Arab once told me is true you have no idea how right you are. From what she told me in Arabic they have small linguistic tricks where the concept of taling responsibility is foreign to them. Where most western languages would say something akin to "i was late for the train" or "i missed the train" the Arab translation would read something like "the train left me behind" thereby shifting the guilt to the train rather than yourself.
I will freely admit i speak no Arabic and just heard this from an Arab woman but it seemed to fit their world vieuw in my opinion.
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A convert to Islam? This guy looks like one of the ones that gets tossed off of buildings by Muslims.
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Your lips to Allah's ears!
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Nah, he was always Muslim and somewhat of an Arab nationalist. He would go through phases like this where he'd get super into the politics and theology. It was likely due to knowing that if he wasn't part of the billionaire club due to Daddy, he'd be thrown screaming off the Burn Khalifa otherwise.
He'd also used to do these weird rants in his native Arabic, which according to actual speakers, is in the Lebanese accent. Which for those curious is essentially the gay southerner lisp of the Arab dialect world.
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- 18 de Oct, 2022
THIS guy is an Middle East oil sheik's gay failson. It's flabbergasting that he converted to Islam now.What is it with lolcows and converting to Islam? I only know of 2 (Kengle and this guy), but still that's 2 already.
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- 24 de Jun, 2024
To be fair to him a lot of arab scholars did have cats and said something along the lines of cats are the perfect pet for an arab. Not quite sure if that extends to making them your husband but they're all long dead anyway so fuck it twist whatever they say in any way you want.
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Mohammed is an impressive figure, but he's no Garfield.
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Garfield has returned to lead the Al-Parmesan Brigades, piloting devastating drone strikes against Nermalite occupation forces. Glory to the martyrs!
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That nigga got the funniest mouth, NO, the funniest facial expressions.
Its like a failed Saudi arab cyborg who somehow turned gay and autistic with shitty jeetCode, and the killswitch shorted out from that equally shitty Garfield pizza sauce his gay cousin was throwing at him while they were both naked, chasing each other around his dad's mansions basement.
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I have a soft spot for Nathen because he's the rarest of things - a Lolcow I knew from real life before he even got a thread. Yes, kiwibros, I actually ate at the Toronto Garfield Eats back in 2019.
I remember walking in and being greeted by no employees, all the ordering was automated. Just screens playing various episodes of Garfield and Friends, or promising Garfield themed games.
In exchange for way too much money, I got a school lunch quality mini pizza shaped like Garfield and a dish of lasagna that was indistinguishable from a Stouffer's frozen dinner.
All that is to say, for all the crazy shit Nathen says, his most insane idea was thinking he could have 200 of these shitboxes across multiple countries.
I remember walking in and being greeted by no employees, all the ordering was automated. Just screens playing various episodes of Garfield and Friends, or promising Garfield themed games.
In exchange for way too much money, I got a school lunch quality mini pizza shaped like Garfield and a dish of lasagna that was indistinguishable from a Stouffer's frozen dinner.
All that is to say, for all the crazy shit Nathen says, his most insane idea was thinking he could have 200 of these shitboxes across multiple countries.
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- 24 de Jun, 2024
Maybe the food wasn't that great but at least you had a once in a lifetime entergaging experience. How many other restaurants have you been to that are as memorable as garfeats?
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There is no dish like Lasagnallah and Moo-Mazri is his parfait.
- It is now Halal to eat sunlit lasagna during Ramadan.
- In lieu of lasagna, Jon will now pay the Jizra.
- A fatwa has been issued against the heretic Odie.
- Mondays are officially Haram.
Lasagnallah Snackbar!
- It is now Halal to eat sunlit lasagna during Ramadan.
- In lieu of lasagna, Jon will now pay the Jizra.
- A fatwa has been issued against the heretic Odie.
- Mondays are officially Haram.
Lasagnallah Snackbar!
malformed bricks
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garfield shall find faith alhamdulillah