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- 18 de Mar, 2019
Garfield was a martyr for Allah. Seen here is footage of his execution by infidels.
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even this extremely personal anecdote had to include a shoehorned Garfield cameoReposting this gem for all the people who didn't already know about Nathen:
No, sadly he's only slightly more abnormal than your average gulf Arab billionaire scion. He really started losing his mind when for the first time ever in his life he was told no when he lost the rights to Garfield.His father must have done something truly vile and abhorrent (Gulf Arabs aren't known for their sparkling morality) for Allah to inflict this level of divine punishment onto him (It was probably just the classic combo of being extremely emotionally reserved + not being active in his sons life outside of being a sentient ATM and lobbing constant expectations at him that nearly all Arab fathers do).
Seeing as his mother painted thisNo, sadly he's only slightly more abnormal than your average gulf Arab billionaire scion. He really started losing his mind when for the first time ever in his life he was told no when he lost the rights to Garfield.
If I had to guess him hitting the wall figuratively is causing him to experience some pressure at home. Likely from his Fundie mother who is trying to figure out why her gay son is not getting a woman.
"No I didn't miss Friday prayer on purpose, it was the devil farting in my ear: that's why I couldn't hear the call to prayer."In fact you can just blame society for your lapses.
Not much of a theological difference between worshiping these two anyways.“From Garfield to Allah”
There is no God but Allah and Garfield is His Messenger.Makes sense, Garfield was rewarded by Allah for following the words of the True Prophet Muhammad blessed be his name with infinity supply of halal lasagna and 72 kittens.
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Mashallah!
I guess islam was calling to him for a while..I was assaulted by someone who thought I had no voice” is an interesting choice of words from a guy who molested his own cousin.