Postmortem DDoS Attack of May 28th, 2026

[Exegesis]

You know what winning looks like? It looks like cutting off your balls and then spending a bunch of money to make it slightly more inconvenient to say "You will never be a real woman" online.

Or "You will never be a man", you can't forget about pooners.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

It’s so fucking pointless though. The attack lasts for a few hours, perhaps a handful of days max. The Farms ALWAYS comes back.

What a waste of money, time and effort that’d have been better spent dilating

 

[Colress]

my god this faggot needs to 50% himself

 

[Wahgonga]

Since this latest thing started a couple of days ago, between the Clearnet and Tor, the total time I've been prevented from accessing the farms has been less than 30 minutes total. Just a minor inconvenience.

Trannies are nothing but an impotent joke.

 

[The Nothingness]

Still having issues with Clearnet. Been getting 503 at times.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

It’s so fucking pointless though. The attack lasts for a few hours, perhaps a handful of days max. The Farms ALWAYS comes back.

What a waste of money, time and effort that’d have been better spent dilating

These kinds of people can only live in the now, because they have no future.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

I can already see it, this faggot will be outed for lolicon and csam, add a sprinkle of zoosadism and consent accident allegations.

 

[Margo Martindale]

If there is one thing that has me worried about the rise of AI (other than the loss of jobs and all the wealth going to the tech bros), its the ability for AI to be used to develop exploits easily, which can then be used to put together botnets. So many unsecured devices out which never receive updates and are mostly wide open, mostly 'smart' devices.

 

[The Dude]

That tranny will never be a real woman. They will forever be a profound disappointment to his parents. He will continue to fail at life, just as he failed at being either a man or a woman, and failed at hurting this site. They will get to continue to impotently seethe as Western society continues to move way from "trans acceptance" towards complete intolerance and hostility for gender degenerates. Stay angry, freak loser.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Since this latest thing started a couple of days ago, between the Clearnet and Tor, the total time I've been prevented from accessing the farms has been less than 30 minutes total. Just a minor inconvenience.

Trannies are nothing but an impotent joke.

I just use the Tor site permanently now. Quick and easy on desktop or mobile.

It’s important to keep the Farms on the clearnet though, so normies can read the truth about these idiots who call everyone else fascists but act like the biggest intolerant fascists out there.

With bad make-up and bald patches.

YWNBAW, SIR.

 

[Bean Sidhe]

I appreciate all your work on this, and the site in general. You sound tired, and I hope you are getting enough cheese food and rest. (Sorry about my mom genes kicking in.)

Edit: Tor is working great, and has been working great.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

It's working fine for me. Have you considered trying to access the kiwifarms from an upscale brunch spot? Might fix everything.

 

[Exegesis]

my god this faggot needs to 50% himself

I thought it was 41%? Did it manage to jump even higher?

 

[Fishnumm]

I thought it was 41%? Did it manage to jump even higher?

apparently it was never actually 41% thats like a misconception

 

[Step out of the car sir]

Unfortunate as the DDOS attack is, getting more users onto Tor is always a good thing.

Thanks for your work Dear sneeder, dragging your balls across metal shards sounds more fun than dealing with this shit, TTD.

 

[Swarth Suppressor]

I'm here through Brave's Tor thing. Would the Tor browser itself be better?

 

[Colress]

apparently it was never actually 41% thats like a misconception

this is true. it's actually the percentage of how many troons had suicidal thoughts at all. but it's fun to taunt them with it huh

 

[Fishnumm]

this is true. it's actually the percentage of how many troons had suicidal thoughts at all. but it's fun to taunt them with it huh

it is really funny

 

[Oilspill Battery]

I keep forgetting that if the mainsite goes down the tor one always remains up.

 

[I’m Ben Murphy]

Clearnet back up on mobile. Get fucked eunuchs.