Postmortem DDoS Attack of May 28th, 2026

[Betonhaus]

I only knew something was up because I wasn't getting showered in Likes, Agrees and Informative reactions.

I mean... like I usually do.

Oh I get so much of that i ended up turning off notifications for reactions because it got too annoying, so i barely noticed

 

[CarlosDanger]

I'm using TOR, i can say whatever I want.
NIGGER!

We will always find a way to sneed, but the tranny will never find a way to be a real woman.

 

[Just Another Rando]

Clearnet back up on mobile. Get fucked eunuchs.

I’m confused as to why Clearnet is back up on mobile only if anyone wouldn’t mind trying to explain?

 

[Betonhaus]

I’m confused as to why Clearnet is back up on mobile only if anyone wouldn’t mind trying to explain?

LTE and 5G cellular infrastructure is primarily IPv6 only, and it's mostly the IPv4 nodes being hammered the hardest as DDOS traffic is mostly IPv4

 

[Evil Whitey]

TOR is surprisingly snappy. I wasn't there during Keffals but I've heard TOR was unavailable, meaning that the current attacker is producing worse results than a tranny and is spending tens of thousands of dollars doing it.
(I'm sure that Null is doing new stuff with TOR as well to keep it up)

 

[BallsGuevara]

DDoSing KF won't make you a woman. Sorry troons.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine being so delusional you think DDoSing a website will magically transform you into a female even though you are doomed to be a male forever.

 

[Betonhaus]

TOR is surprisingly snappy. I wasn't there during Keffals but I've heard TOR was unavailable, meaning that the current attacker is producing worse results than a tranny and is spending tens of thousands of dollars doing it.
(I'm sure that Null is doing new stuff with TOR as well to keep it up)

To be fair it sounds like the troon vibecoded his botnet using AI or something. I'm actually rather curious about that as he problably hasn't covered his tracks very well and someone is going to investigate their devices being suborned.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Imagine being so delusional you think DDoSing a website will magically transform you into a female even though you are doomed to be a male forever.

Well seeing as this dude is associated with antifa, thinking is clearly not a strong suit of his.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Well seeing as this dude is associated with antifa, thinking is clearly not a strong suit of his.

Pretty much. I wonder what corroded xir brain first: HRT or porn?
But most important, when will the Fourty One finally get xim?

 

[El Señor de la Noche]

Clearnet still not operative on my front, darknet operative without major issues.
If Mr. Moon still wants info via mail, I would like to know what data is needed to be useful without powerleveling.

 

[Fats McGee]

>DDOS site so people can't say mean things about trannies
>site comes back and people are now saying even more mean things about trannies

1000IQ play, Xir. Fuck trannies, hope you all neck yourselves and not only are your parents overjoyed, they put your real name on your tombstone.

 

[Exegesis]

Pretty much. I wonder what corroded xir brain first: HRT or porn?
But most important, when will the Fourty One finally get xim?

Porn started it and then HRT amplified it.
I wonder how much longer xhey will keep up with this DDoS.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I have downloaded Tor just so I can scream TOTAL TRANNY DEATH as much as I want.

The coroner will rapidly identify your birth sex, the forensic investigator inspecting your suicide by hanging, will see your mutilated reproductive organs, and know it was the hackjob of a shyster surgeon before writing down "ACK'ED!" as cause of death.

Your parents will inscribe your tombstone with your birthname, The memory of your delusion will fade from history.

 

[яндекс]

To the tranny reading this: Sucks to be you, trying to change the unchangeable because of your autistic stubbornness. What will you ever achieve? KiwiFarms is still up and you are still a man.

 

[Total Janny Holocaust]

he's doing it because he's angry about transgender injustice.

You know what, this made me think. I used to really hate trannies, but after seeing how passionate this person is to the cause, i can't go on like this anymore... I think i need to change... My hate needs to be...
...
...
...

Spoiler

QUINTUPLED, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO! TOTAL TRANNY DEATH! KILL TRANNIES! BEHEAD TRANNIES! ROUNDHOUSE KICK TRANNIES INTO THE CONCRETE! SLAM DUNK TRANNIES INTO THE TRASH CAN! CRUCIFY FILTHY TRANNIES! DEFECATE IN TRANNIES' FOOD! LAUNCH TRANNIES INTO THE SUN! STIR FRY TRANNIES IN A WOK! TOSS TRANNIES INTO ACTIVE VOLCANOES! URINATE INTO TRANNIES' GAS TANKS! JUDO THROW TRANNIES INTO A WOOD CHIPPER! TWIST TRANNIES' HEADS OFF! REPORT TRANNIES TO THE IRS! KARATE CHOP TRANNIES IN HALF! CURBSTOMP FAKE PREGNANT TRANNIES! TRAP TRANNIES IN QUICKSAND! CRUSH TRANNIES IN THE TRASH COMPACTOR! LIQUIFY TRANNIES IN A VAT OF ACID! DISSECT TRANNIES! EXTERMINATE TRANNIES IN THE GAS CHAMBER! STOMP TRANNIES' SKULLS WITH STEEL TOED BOOTS! CREMATE TRANNIES IN THE OVEN! LOBOTOMIZE TRANNIES! DROWN TRANNIES IN FRIED CHICKEN GREASE! VAPORIZE TRANNIES WITH A RAY GUN! KICK TRANNIES DOWN THE STAIRS! SLICE TRANNIES INTO HALF WITH A KATANA! FEED TRANNIES TO ALLIGATORS! IMPALE TRANNIES WITH A SPEAR! THROW TRANNIES INTO A BRAZEN BULL! BASH TRANNIES'S SKULLS WITH A MACE! JUDO THROW TRANNIES INTO A FACTORY SIZED MEAT GRINDER!

TOTAL TROON DEATH

 

[Wahgonga]

Two things are certain. After this latest tranny tantrum is over with, the farms will still be here, and the asshole doing this will still be a man.

 

[SCV]

IPFS support is already planned

i2p site when

 

[Reverend]

In case you're wondering, it's a transgender kid taking credit. I'm not giving him any attention. He says he's doing it because he's angry about transgender injustice.

Imagine if law enforcement or upstream providers were to find out that this was happening and sue the kids parents for being responsible for taking down networks over this.

Doesn't matter the site that is being targeted, you are maxing out equipment worth more than people's homes that is causing knock on effects to other equipment downstream.

Plus you are just pissing off people who will make it their mission to turn your life into a living hell.

I hope his bluesky posts get dozens of updoots for this action.

 

[Vernerus]

Imagine being so delusional you think DDoSing a website will magically transform you into a female even though you are doomed to be a male forever.

Troons think that if they can eliminate anyone who refuses to accept their reality, that their reality will become....reality.