DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

DARZIAK HAAAALP

 

[Kagome Higurashi]

Hourish of gameplay crammed in with pokemon openings and slop-fest, they also have to wait patiently while King Phillip is running almost 30+ mins late to work. You pay so he can show up late, cry about support and YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT, CAUSE ITS DSP AND HE'LL DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS. Now... please support.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Okay you dumb retards, dsp has WWE Champions but it is him in a new account because he sold his old one and you book smart people dont understand that when you sell something, you dont have it anymore. Also he had to keep it a secret to protect his family and to not get hacked by them dirty trolls, same trolls that hacked his bank account and started paying for stuff that he also has payed for.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Christ this fucking punchable faggot polack "durrrrr muh peecee no work FOUR NO WEASON DURRRR" motherfucker it's a fucking PC not a person it doesn't do things "for no reason" it's not capable of that.

 

[SauceRyuKen]

A lot of words to say, I don't think Phail is repulsed by sex with woman, I just think he reached a point where it no longer interested him because he never had the chance to have it.

Not off the mark by much. Right about him being an incel. There's plenty of manifestos and him saying he'd only fuck cosplay sluts in the ass to convey the idea that he has no respect for them, or him claiming to chase 14 year old girls at the mall, or that one time he called every woman in his life, including his mother, a slut.

Thing is he's also a closeted faggot. My pet theory has been for years now that Dave would have scalped his worthless ass if he brought Daquaun home to get a lil' bbc up his greasehole, so Phil shut down those nasty thoughts and just tried and utterly failed to get women. Both of them were beards and were forced to do the beard thing. Panda was a stronger beard. If he was able to pop a boner pill and plow her, she would have sung the praises of the mighty penne outspokenly and happily. Instead, Phil couldn't get it up and Panda pretty much spilled the beans on a Sims forum out of frustration. Relationship crashed and burned.

Lessons learned, Phil instead got a Bipolar Potato Demonslayer from Michigan who is straight up touch-averse and was giving ass for a couch to sleep on. A happy arrangement ensued. Phil still forced her to do the beard thing. They went to Kinneticuh, collected their wedding dowry and fucked off to never see Linda or Dave ever again.

I don't know what Phil jacks it to but I am pretty sure he is attracted to men. Most people don't remember this but he went on straight up no fuss no muss no coverup dates with Aireaidlord back when he was a Yung Pigroach and he was VERY comfortable coming on to Jahn Rahm-boe, on top of his really fucking weird infatuation with T Carter.

I don't know if we'd ever get confirmation but I think it's a pretty sure shot that a religious, boomer, conservative couple probably both hate faggots.

Phil's behaviour just comes off really closeted a lot of the time. His fixation with scat and muscular men, him claiming to be straight as an arrow, him getting a beard and when that failed immediately putting a ring on the very next woman who was available for the job... The horndog Phil overcorrecting into EWWW BOOBIES COOTIES EW EW EWWWWW puritan Phil...

Well maybe he never had sex with Panda but I assume he had sex with a dude.

His parents were conservative catholics and Phil mentioned offhandedly a couple times that he pretty much never had friends over, he just hung out with his mom at the mall and was allowed to look at toys while she shopped. Linda was probably on that shit like a guard dog. Her son was NOT going to be a faggot. If the options were loud n' proud faggot or repressed deeply unhappy faggot, she'd take the latter every time.

So he was not only weird, but socially stunted from the start. Phil started hanging out and having friend groups pretty much in his 20s, and the stuff he's said over the years pretty much reveals that he did never catch up. He considers "The peak of his hormones" to have been when he was like 11/12, at which point he was a teacher's pet and he got one of the nuns perfume one time. That, to him, is his sexual peak.

This is a man who can't possibly even think of hitting up a bar with the boys without having all-consuming homo lust taking over his smooth brain, but he still went on road trips with just dudes and was caught spanking it at a tournament by a troon. I honestly think he just wasn't allowed to explore his sexuality at all. Linda was up his ass until he was 17 and he was, coincidentally, put on meds as soon as he entered high school.

The few times the topic has come up he's showcased a very rudimentary, inexperienced understanding of sex at best. Him being completely oblivious to Panda's passes and even making that "I'm tired honey" comment was already crazy work, but not long ago he defined what he has with Fat Kat as "Sex ON DEMAND."

That shit had me howling. Bro, Phil, you did NOT have to self report THAT HARD. Any married man from any culture knows that is a fucking LUDICROUS claim to make. AT BEST Kat jorks the micropenne for 12 seconds, he shoots a blank, goes "Thank you beybeh" and slips her some doordash bucks for the inconvenience. I don't think they fuck at all. They probably have never fucked.

Spoiler: I recently learned that American women are horndogs, but still.

From THIS VERY FORUM, mind you. Compared to European women, who have been studied. Americans haven't. Anyway, just a tiny small aside: Khetlock is benzo'd the fuck out so her libido is probably non-existent. Even so, sex ON DEMAND implies the quality would be abysmal on a very good day.

They have separate rooms. Shit, they have separate floors of the house. There is absolutely 0 chance of it spontaneously happening, and I doubt Kat is down to post up some underwear time to the HOLY SCHEDULE.

TL;DR: I think Phil does deep down want the BBC but he knows he's too ugly and beat up at this point to live his best faggoty life. I'm sure he'd have takers amongst his degen dents, but he considers himself too good for what he could realistically pull.

I don't think he'd ever work up the courage to just be a faggot. He's happy where he's at with the lavender marriage right there at level wuhn.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

TL;DR: I think Phil does deep down want the BBC but he knows he's too ugly and beat up at this point to live his best faggoty life. I'm sure he'd have takers amongst his degen dents, but he considers himself too good for what he could realistically pull.

I don't think he'd ever work up the courage to just be a faggot. He's happy where he's at with the lavender marriage right there at level wuhn.

The average faggot has minimal standards. They just want to fuck. I've come across way uglier and fatter fags that are disgusting sex freaks, especially in his age range, he'd do fine there.

Whatever sexual desire Phil may or may not have, he places far importance in portraying himself as a Sussessful Mature Adult. He can't lose his beard.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Let's be honest: we shouldn't be surprised. This is the same retard who wished people a Happy Veterans Day.

1:32

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Deja vu:

0:22

 

[Choom]

If he was able to pop a boner pill and plow her, she would have sung the praises of the mighty penne outspokenly and happily. Instead, Phil couldn't get it up and Panda pretty much spilled the beans on a Sims forum out of frustration. Relationship crashed and burned.

Lol, what!? Is there more on this somewhere in this forum? I was around during the Panda days, but I don't recall that tidbit of lore.
I recall her talking about what places her and Phil were looking into moving to on some other forum, but not this.

 

[johnkimble123]

TL;DR: I think Phil does deep down want the BBC but he knows he's too ugly and beat up at this point to live his best faggoty life. I'm sure he'd have takers amongst his degen dents, but he considers himself too good for what he could realistically pull.

I don't think he'd ever work up the courage to just be a faggot. He's happy where he's at with the lavender marriage right there at level wuhn.

The type of incel loser who liked the idea of fucking a hot chick but didn't know what to do when something adjacent to that presented itself. The type who would get 2 handles of gin while traveling with said gf and drink himself to sleep instead of doing what normal couples do when traveling and staying in hotels.

Kat was a bonus because she didn't want to be touched by him and now she's so fat that Phil couldn't lift the stomach rolls to even try if he wanted to fuck her.

Not to mention the real love as you said appeared during all of this. He probably tried to violate Rambo and was turned down, thus the hasty move to WA. I can't prove it but Phil can't disprove it, so using pig logic, must be true.

 

[I Love Videogames 69]

A "full time" videogame streamer, he played barely 3.5 hours of videogames today. In what is suppose to be 6.5 hours of content daily. I'm giving him a break that he says '11am' but it's really 1130. Then he had borderline 45 minutes of tech support in the evening.

What a retard lol, he is so totally lost technologically without Darziak we are going to keep going gold

 

[johnkimble123]

BTW I hate to double post and Phil has been a raging piece of shit today so the diversion into him being a raging homo too is always fun.

Regarding the stupid fucking Pokemon cards, the obfuscation where somebody said "make a random chance that $5 tips will trigger a pack opening" into "you want me to lose money and open 36 packs at once for $5 each, do you understand what you're asking, I don't think you do" really tells you what Phil thinks his audience is about and how fucking dumb they are. He really thinks to himself he's the smartest retard in the room at all times and will do anything and everything to get rid of people who see through his bullshit.

Again, when you have Kino Casino, who revel on covering pieces of shit, saying "Phil just wants people with audiences to dunk on him so he is relevant again" and hesitate even covering him, it really does say a lot.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Ive never heard the ED lore that some are throwing around, anybody have links or proof?

Anybody who thinks Panda never got fucked by the piggie is dented. Not saying they had a healthy sex life, but they definitely fucked. Dont be retarded.

Phil does have some kind of sex drive, he is most famous for busting a nut all over himself on stream. Not the first time he was caught yanking his little piggie cock either. He had that rep in the FGC long before YouTube.

Anyways.. its unbecoming to discuss this further. But Im on team, Not a Virgin.

 

[morel style individual]

Regarding the stupid fucking Pokemon cards, the obfuscation where somebody said "make a random chance that $5 tips will trigger a pack opening" into "you want me to lose money and open 36 packs at once for $5 each, do you understand what you're asking, I don't think you do" really tells you what Phil thinks his audience is about and how fucking dumb they are.

Nudnig booksmart chatter probably should have ACTUALLY SPECIFIED when they said "a random chance" that they meant "a random chance below 100%" otherwise what, Phil is just supposed to magically know what they were talking about? Yeah. Tuhuh. Enjoy your ban.

 

[Phíloden- King of Denthan]

This pokemon pack thing is so painful, its always money with this guy.

"This card has to be worth something!"

If Phil got culturally enriched tomorrow Id pay that heroes bail.

 

[johnkimble123]

Ive never heard the ED lore that some are throwing around, anybody have links or proof?

It's because that's a result of having gout
And also, whatever the fuck his May 1st burst was, looked like a struggle

Anybody who thinks Panda never got fucked by the piggie is dented. Not saying they had a healthy sex life, but they definitely fucked. Dont be retarded.

Guess it does count for a few seconds and even if you cry after

If Phil got culturally enriched tomorrow Id pay that heroes bail.

The judge would just say "you did nothing wrong, you did everything correct" and award them the low mileage 2017 Corolla, the only such one in the US that hasn't somehow hit 25k miles in a decade

 

[strandedcastaway]

If you told me Phil and Kat have never fucked, I wouldn't be at all surprised. On their streams together, he talked to her like she was 5, and they barely seemed to know each other, much less have any bond or connection.

Like all of Phil's other constant lies, his "happily married mature adult" act with Kat is all fiction. Is Phil gay? I think he's more sexless than anything else. He didn't have much of a drive and now he has none. Between the gout and the drinking, that's not exactly a surprise. He's happy not to touch Kat and Kat is overjoyed not to have to touch him.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Regarding the stupid fucking Pokemon cards, the obfuscation where somebody said "make a random chance that $5 tips will trigger a pack opening" into "you want me to lose money and open 36 packs at once for $5 each, do you understand what you're asking, I don't think you do" really tells you what Phil thinks his audience is about and how fucking dumb they are. He really thinks to himself he's the smartest retard in the room at all times and will do anything and everything to get rid of people who see through his bullshit.

Indeed, but can you blame Phil. He's so used to conning and successfully begging from his retarded fans that it's become a fetish for him, and them.

 

[ManakaLala]

I like to perpetuate the theory of DSP having ED because being a master projectionist he constantly uses insults like "limp dicked no load loser". Also because he's an insecure faggot and it probably eats away at his ego.

 

[top10 EU in Lords Mobile]

eat shit and die, Phil