DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Zyklon C]

Jidion has the potential to do the funniest thing possible by agreeing to have an on-stream conversation with Darksy Dephil and then turning the tables on the pig mid-conversation.

Him pulling the Uno Reverse Card on Phail would probably have me die of a heart attack from excessive laughter.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

So, Mister Phil who doesn't get involved in drama, is now reaching out to a known pedo-catcher and is begging another black man to DM him. What a fucking FAGGOT.
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18 mins and one like. It's actually so pathetic and mentally fucking deranged most normal people don't even know how to respond. Jidion is probably reading this utterly perplexed, why is this fat lolcow faggot messaging me?

Pigler must be blowing up Jidion's DM's too. I had a feeling he'd be begging for some sort of interview from a BBC, so damn predictable. The overall lack of self awareness and delusion in this drunk tweet is wild.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Christ. He's more delusional about himself than just about anyone already. I bet hes having conversations JUST like Cyraxx was having with his AI law assistant. Phil probably has it telling him he's super jacked and handsome. No wonder he's been so full of himself. I never put the two together.

He's the living embodiment of:

happy to see the King enjoying his day off bigly!
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He needs the holiday dramabux. Here's what Evil AJ posted on twitter:

Also Phil you dated somebody who was barely 18 years old while pushing 30

Or.....or.....He was 20 when she was 8. Or.....or.....When he was in his 'chasing 14 year olds at the mall' phase, was 26.

See that's another reason why they asked him to wear gloves when handling the Pokemon cards. He loses gallons every time presses a button on his keyboard.

Someone needs to take that stream and voice change him to Mickey.

Just like last time he'll try to distract people by talking about LTG.

Will he have another "let's dunk on LTG" podcast just to satisfy his ego ?

Absolutely

So, Mister Phil who doesn't get involved in drama, is now reaching out to a known pedo-catcher and is begging another black man to DM him. What a fucking FAGGOT.
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18 mins and one like. It's actually so pathetic and mentally fucking deranged most normal people don't even know how to respond. Jidion is probably reading this utterly perplexed, why is this fat lolcow faggot messaging me?

And his 'proof' is....................himself? He's never proven anything he ever claims.

Smart idea Phil, now your trolls will tell EDPWATCH about derich and how you defended him in your community all these years, BRAVO idea.

and let's not forget his Cuties stanning.

 

[BelgiumPleaDeal]

Not to sweep for LTG, but did Phil actually "expose" anything? Or is it just another one of his weird delusions?

No, he didn't expose anything besides reacting to a video if I remember correctly. Claimed he was gifting himself subs and just other things LTGs detractors claim.

Jidion has the potential to do the funniest thing possible by agreeing to have an on-stream conversation with Darksy Dephil and then turning the tables on the pig mid-conversation.

It would be funny if it happened, but Jidion is clout chasing lolcows lately, he was supposed to do an interview with another pedophile lolcow NovaOnline but that hasn't happened yet, he also didn't research into Phibz and gave her an all clear on her pedophile past because she has Autism. So with Phils luck he might just get the all clear from Jidion.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

You can microanalyze Panda's age whether she was 17 or 18 when they were talking but the one fact that is irrefutable was that 1. she was still in high school and 2. didn't finish high school until she left Dave.

 

[Iron Hamster]

The value of the Darziak DMs is that they show Phil is exactly who we say he is---a manipulative sociopath who takes and takes but absolutely does not give a fuck about you except for what you can do for him. "Behind the scenes" Darziak does everything for Phil, and Phil only shows appreciation when he thinks Darziak might wise up and stop. To see the manipulation in real time from 2022 to 2026 (so Phil can't say "I've changed") is affirmation that Phil is a huge asshole even to his only "employee," someone who does ALL of the basic shit Phil is too dumb or lazy to figure out. Sure, it takes someone as pathetic as Darziak to do slave labor for years despite how he's being treated, but that doesn't make Phil any better of a person.

Today Phil will act like none of this happened and make some vague references to "stupid retards trying to start detractor memes" but it's too late Phil. You're a cunt with no redeeming qualities and you lie about everything.

Also, he stayed on getting thrown literal chump change after Phail had to finally admit the Champions accusations that he lied about for years were true. How do you do that after learning you could have actually been paid and this clown has been lying to your face?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Not to sweep for LTG, but did Phil actually "expose" anything? Or is it just another one of his weird delusions?

No. Phil's "proof" is one of LTGs regular sub whales gave to him, and supposedly Phil didn't get the money like when people give Argentinian sub bombs for lulz. First off, they're still legitimate subs, who cares? And second, this requires believing Phil.

Personally, I think both Phil and Dale fake contributions. Many streamers do it, it's a proven effective manipulation tactic on parasocial idiots, and they're both scumbags with no decency (and in Phil's special case, artificially soothe his ego sticking it to detractors by appearing sussessful). But, there will never be a way to prove it outside of someone hacking all their information, so whatever. It's on donators to stop being stupid.

I’m not much in the know about Darziak, but did Phil say that after their quarrel?
Because Phil always likes to be pissy and act pathetic like that.

Yes, but as you say it's the way Phil always is when someone is no longer of use. Like with the builders of his PCs, like John Rambo and Howard after moving and being unable to use them to make any content with them, like TopTierBrian and such who genuinely played games with him and were "friends" until bigger online names like KC came in the picture.

 

[johnkimble123]

The value of the Darziak DMs is that they show Phil is exactly who we say he is---a manipulative sociopath who takes and takes but absolutely does not give a fuck about you except for what you can do for him. "Behind the scenes" Darziak does everything for Phil, and Phil only shows appreciation when he thinks Darziak might wise up and stop. To see the manipulation in real time from 2022 to 2026 (so Phil can't say "I've changed") is affirmation that Phil is a huge asshole even to his only "employee," someone who does ALL of the basic shit Phil is too dumb or lazy to figure out. Sure, it takes someone as pathetic as Darziak to do slave labor for years despite how he's being treated, but that doesn't make Phil any better of a person.

Today Phil will act like none of this happened and make some vague references to "stupid retards trying to start detractor memes" but it's too late Phil. You're a cunt with no redeeming qualities and you lie about everything.

Being an asshole to people on stream is one thing, being an asshole to even people who frequent his stream (and saying they are trolling him or whatever) is another thing... doing it to somebody who you literally need to function as a streamer who essentially is your Jarvis is wild.

There is no way for Phil to spin this. I would bet that his once a week conversations with fatty are just like this (asking about food, asking about when they will clean) and the same with his mom (hey when are you sending me money again, are you dead yet). And Phil will say with a straight face that it's other people's fault that he's hated by most. Dude likely hasn't been able to maintain a friendship since he was in preschool.

 

[Optimus Crime]

This is more faggoty than a $2 bill. I feel like I owe Pride Month an apology. This is pure... How embarassing. I got nothing. This is just wretched.

"There's a reason they call him the white DSP"
A.) Its the Black DSP you fucking dumbass.
B.) it's because you're both grooming nonces.
I would delete that shit. Its not too late Phil.

No. Phil's "proof" is one of LTGs regular sub whales gave to him, and supposedly Phil didn't get the money like when people give Argentinian sub bombs for lulz. First off, they're still legitimate subs, who cares? And second, this requires believing Phil.

Personally, I think both Phil and Dale fake contributions. Many streamers do it, it's a proven effective manipulation tactic on parasocial idiots, and they're both scumbags with no decency (and in Phil's special case, artificially soothe his ego sticking it to detractors by appearing sussessful). But, there will never be a way to prove it outside of someone hacking all their information, so whatever. It's on donators to stop being stupid.

Yes, but as you say it's the way Phil always is when someone is no longer of use. Like with the builders of his PCs, like John Rambo and Howard after moving and being unable to use them to make any content with them, like TopTierBrian and such who genuinely played games with him and were "friends" until bigger online names like KC came in the picture.

Phil has the social survival instincts of a piece of garlic bread. Why can't he just be normal (it's his oddly shaped head)

Theres really no defending Phil unless you have similarly oddly shaped head. Eg retarded

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

Another low energy slop week in the cards for the snortex.

 

[nelly98]

So...who do we post when DSP dies? Just DSP turning around and dabbing on his own thread?

Or does the baton move to someone else? Ifs so, who?

 

[Balr0g]

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Another low energy slop week in the cards for the snortex.

"Guys we are playing a card store sim. Wouldn't it be cool if WE, yes WE, could open one or two card packs for the low price of 50$ per pack?"

 

[Love Is Blue]

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Another low energy slop week in the cards for the snortex.

who formats the days horizontally and not vertically anyway

 

[Fridge Raider]

So...who do we post when DSP dies? Just DSP turning around and dabbing on his own thread?

Or does the baton move to someone else? Ifs so, who?

I've thought about that and I'm not sure. Phil is the only lolcow I care about enough to post on the farms about consistently. His narcissism combined with his idiocy is almost always entertaining to me and he has such a deep well of lore. I know other cows but they don't entertain me like Phil does. Like gorlworld is full of trannies and faggots and shit otherwise ALR can be entertaining sometimes, though she ain't long for this world either. Probably just move on from lolcows when Phil's liver finally gives out. Unlike Phil I have other things going on, this is not my whole life it's not really a big deal to me to drop it.

 

[Balr0g]

So...who do we post when DSP dies? Just DSP turning around and dabbing on his own thread?

Or does the baton move to someone else? Ifs so, who?

Kinda generous of you to think the Farms will actually outlive Phil the Pigroach Burnell. I mean if Null has enough to whom would he hand the Farms to? Or just shut it down?

 

[Eekum Bokum]

So....DSP's "proof" is that LTG's leaderboard shows the same number of subscriptions that his streaming platform says he has? That LTG is not micromanaging global currencies? DSP really out here mad that defaulted child support hasn't led to bankruptcy yet, Or maybe it's because LTG doesn't want to be part of his life. I can't tell if it's jealousy, faggotry, or some big nose/little hat impulse to compare bank accounts.

Yes, he thinks exposing that is on the same level as Watergate, and that he's the only person to figure this out because he assumes he is the ONLY person to ever have this happen to.

 

[nelly98]

Kinda generous of you to think the Farms will actually outlive Phil the Pigroach Burnell. I mean if Null has enough to whom would he hand the Farms to? Or just shut it down?

The farms shall be eternal.

Or maybe Phil ODs on Gin. Who knows.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

What is the difference between the "Level 1 Podcast" and the "DSP Morning Show" again?

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

What is the difference between the "Level 1 Podcast" and the "DSP Morning Show" again?

Level 1 Podcast -> nontent reading twitter feed
DSP Morning Show -> nontent

 

[WardTrangler]

Level 1 Podcast -> nontent reading twitter feed
DSP Morning Show -> nontent

Level 1 - Wario64 provides the topics
Morning Show - Dents get their topics shot down