💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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The lack of self awareness here is pathetic. Pixy is a slob and her room is a landfill. If she lived alone the house would look like this in no time and she'd be crying about her mean neighbors reporting her.

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But all she needs is a tradwife that will do the cooking and cleaning for her. Why are you harming her by saying she's a crazy bitch?
 
But all she needs is a tradwife that will do the cooking and cleaning for her. Why are you harming her by saying she's a crazy bitch?
All she needs is a tradwife who will do all the cooking and cleaning for her, be grateful to receive the stomach penis anytime day or night, but most of all she must engage in that most tradwife of pursuits; work a fulltime job and pay all the bills so that Ashton can follow his dreams of being an ikemen idoru. You know, real tradwife stuff.
 
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Oh no, don't do that. We all have great memories of seeing your bloated gut and armpit hair exploding out of this costume. :roll:
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Lol.

If she really wanted to toss it, she would have done it already and without making a big show of it. She tried to sell it a while ago too, citing something like she "doesn't do fanservice anymore." Does she want someone to say no, keep it, because she's so sexy dressed as a guy dressed as a girl? Just throw that nasty AliExpress costume out if it's so triggering!
 
Do the "bad memories" of her Gerudo Link costume involve being 🌟misgendered🌟 in it? Even though the point of the costume in game was to pass as a woman?

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Looks like someone got rid of Sarah's tard art.

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Looks like Sarah wants a cock in her mouth like her town bike days.
Why has she painted herself as a temu version of Gomez Addams? Is that an attempt at shading or has she given herself stubble? Why is she smoking a freshly laid shit? I have so many questions.
 
God her art is so *fucking weird*. I think that's what makes it good? Like everything is just so slightly off that you can almost attribute it to artistic choice, but really she's just bad at art. Is it still good if it's not on purpose? She really makes you ponder the question of whether or not something is interesting just because it's made by someone that's most likely in full-blown psychosis.
its honestly unfortunate in a way that she lacks ambition as far as actually going out on her own because i really do believe her art would be bigger somewhere else. maybe portland or one of the more artsy areas of california. hell i used to know people who were big into abstract/ugly looking art in i think it was georgia.

either way there is 100 percent a place out there where sarah would be hailed as some artistic genius and praised by a bunch of equally crazy art people but because she refuses to do anything but rot in her room and complain about everything she will most likely never see those places.

its the same with the gender LARP if she did that shit pretty much anywhere other than a small town in texas she would be getting called sir non stop.
Pixy could be turned into a man tomorrow and she'd just complain that she doesn't look like Vanitas.
she could be turned into vanitas and would just complain that no girls are falling for her.
 
its honestly unfortunate in a way that she lacks ambition as far as actually going out on her own because i really do believe her art would be bigger somewhere else. maybe portland or one of the more artsy areas of california. hell i used to know people who were big into abstract/ugly looking art in i think it was georgia.
Most artists in these weird artsy enclaves are hustlers who hold several jobs due to the rural nature of said places and because living 100% on art sales is very unrealistic for 99% of artists. Like, if you ever go to a hippie dippie California town, the bartender is likely the guy who can also clear your brush for fire season, but also makes sculpture. She could never survive in places like that as she’s allergic to work.
 
Even with a horribly deformed face, she looks more feminine than ever in her latest self portrait. Truly a skilled artist! How dare someone wash away her weeb chalk doodles?! Is she trying to say "girl with glasses" with that hiragana? Is the kanji for "man" next to what looks like school boy Vanitas? It's rather hard to see and all those random circles don't help. The girl's (who looks suspiciously like an animu-fied Sarah) drawn in pink and spikey haired boy is in blue too. So progressive.

The cigar is not lit or even cut.
This makes me think she just buys cigars to play pretend with and never actually smokes. She likely has no idea how to smoke a cigar compared to a cigarette. I guess cigarettes don't look manly enough, and as much as she makes it sound like she wants to use nicotine (and weed) to cope with her problems, she's not desperate enough to start vaping. It's a huge waste of money for someone with zero income to take up smoking. She also has a history of respiratory problems anyway, which also leads me to believe she bought one pack of cheap cigars to use as a prop and not to actually consume. I cannot imagine Sarah tolerating the sensation of inhaling smoke.

Then again, I thought she'd never get a tattoo either, but here we are.
 
Is she trying to say "girl with glasses" with that hiragana?
As far as I can tell it says "jiyodashi megane". Jiyodashi is meaningless but the second word is the hiragana spelling of glasses, which should actually be katakana.

She's using hiragana while omitting daikuten so I don't where to even start parsing it. Someone who actually knows nipponese could probably divine the meaning.

If you dump ji, yo and dashi into jisho you could technically make the nonsense construct

Next-world/festival float/glasses

But like not as a descriptor of anything, just three nouns in a row not in reference to anything in particular
 
As far as I can tell it says "jiyodashi megane". Jiyodashi is meaningless but the second word is the hiragana spelling of glasses, which should actually be katakana.

She's using hiragana while omitting daikuten so I don't where to even start parsing it. Someone who actually knows nipponese could probably divine the meaning.

If you dump ji, yo and dashi into jisho you could technically make the nonsense construct

Next-world/festival float/glasses

But like not as a descriptor of anything, just three nouns in a row not in reference to anything in particular
Maybe she’s getting stylistic with her hiragana swapping. That’s trendy to do, like writing in cursive. (Hahah no she has no idea what goes on in Japan.)

I wonder if she’s trying to say 女性 (josei/jyosei). Japanese Google thinks that’s what I’m trying to say when I type it in.

She is just vomiting random hiragana, as far as I’m concerned. Is it that character’s name maybe??
 
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The first 2 are hilarious irony given that Sarah does none of this shit. The last one is twofold, given that she's most likely talking about her filthy fake dicks that she packs into her pants and expects other girls to be willing to take it.
It's even funnier when those are some of the most superficial ways that a man's worth is measured yet to her, they're like unfiltered truth.
 
Don’t shout at your wife or disrespect your mom in public. Make sure you do it behind closed doors where there won’t be any witnesses.

These RULES are non negotiable.
 
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Oh no, don't do that. We all have great memories of seeing your bloated gut and armpit hair exploding out of this costume. :roll:
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Lol.

If she really wanted to toss it, she would have done it already and without making a big show of it. She tried to sell it a while ago too, citing something like she "doesn't do fanservice anymore." Does she want someone to say no, keep it, because she's so sexy dressed as a guy dressed as a girl? Just throw that nasty AliExpress costume out if it's so triggering!

Last year she tossed it in a wrinkled mess on her bed, took a pic and tried to sell it on Facebook. Guess no one wanted it. It was so bunched up you couldn't even tell what it was. I don't think she really wants to get rid of it eithe.rIt's all a production because she needs attention. She didn't say anything about bad memories then. Just that she wasn't going to do fanservice anymore. I think she's just mining salt over the fact that no one is begging to see her in a sekushii costume and it's eating her up inside.

She wouldn't have bought that Gerudo Link costume for any other reason that attention. Deep down she still wants to be the sekushii idol-chan that she never could be. The Gerudo Link costume is just the compromise because she's still in her pooner arc and can't just cosplay as a female character. The genderbending twink is as close as she can get while still claiming she's a MAN you will not HARM.
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Looks like someone got rid of Sarah's tard art.

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Looks like Sarah wants a cock in her mouth like her town bike days.

I used to call these white trash cigars. Chomping on a bodega garbage cigar is just her way to look tough. It doesn't work and she just looks like a tired, fat middle aged mom dreading her kids coming back from school. Bless her heart she just can't see it.
 
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