💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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I was mistaken and you were right. I tried to hunt down some sources and this is on her ED.
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Then she cried on Lineplay that it wasn't fair. She wanted that job to live out her weeb fantasies and found out that it's real work instead of looking kawaii.
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Ok, Ashtray.

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"Talked to people" but "still lonely." Does she seriously expect people to instantly become her best friend? Or does she mean she didn't instantly score a girlfriend? 26 more photos, what could they possibly be?
Nope! She's just too fucking lazy and narcissistic to pick the best photos from the day and uploads all of them, and every single one is a selfie. Nothing of the market itself or even the crap she bought. Because she "looked good."

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She wore the stupid belt thing from her actual Vanitas costume.

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Why do we need to see her shoes?

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In case you needed to see her very masculine gunt, here it is thrice! Along with an ever important sidewalk!

Wow, I can't possibly imagine why she has no friends and chicks everywhere aren't bending over to receive her very real, very needy dick.

You can see the suit jacket over it in a few shots. How could anyone go out dressed like that? I'm surprised anyoe talked to her at all. Maybe they just felt sorry for her.

We need to see her "purple shoes with silver adornments" because that's what Vanitas wears in her pissfics. Duh! :roll:
They look like pimp shoes from some 1970s blaxploitation film. She's so tacky. She never could dress herself with any level of taste. Red looks dreadful on her and purple isn't much better. But those are "edgy" colors. Like Vanitas. I'm bored of this arc. I wish it would end already. But I feel like she's gonna be a man you will not harm for awhile still. It lets her baste herself in the misery she craves.
 
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I don't know if it's the angle, but it looks like one side of her face is drooping. Along with more "I'm old".
 
“I can’t figure out why I’m old,” as she posts a photo that makes her look like a 50 year-old with a pack-a-day habit.
In other words Pixy doesn't understand how time works. Or how anything works for that matter.

They look like pimp shoes from some 1970s blaxploitation film.
Nah. Dolemite wore white leather shoes and he was the pimpingest Mac Daddy of them all.

Pixy's shoes look like what some totally gay man would wear unironically.
 
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I don't know if it's the angle, but it looks like one side of her face is drooping. Along with more "I'm old".

I've never seen Pixy look so old and haggard. She looks like a middle-aged lesbian on a night out on the town. Girl needed a hardcore skincare routine like 5 years ago. She looks like she smokes half a pack a day. Soon Pixy's gonna start a begging GFM for a Lifestyle Lift. I want to laugh at her but I'm just sad now.
 
Holy moly, those shoes and the He/Him badge is what really sells this look.

The second hand embarrassment is becoming too much to handle,
but it’s unclear if it will get better or worse when she finally leaves her WANT WOMAN arc.

Edit: grammar
 
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Ok, Ashtray.

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"Talked to people" but "still lonely." Does she seriously expect people to instantly become her best friend? Or does she mean she didn't instantly score a girlfriend? 26 more photos, what could they possibly be?
Nope! She's just too fucking lazy and narcissistic to pick the best photos from the day and uploads all of them, and every single one is a selfie. Nothing of the market itself or even the crap she bought. Because she "looked good."

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She wore the stupid belt thing from her actual Vanitas costume.

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Why do we need to see her shoes?

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In case you needed to see her very masculine gunt, here it is thrice! Along with an ever important sidewalk!

Wow, I can't possibly imagine why she has no friends and chicks everywhere aren't bending over to receive her very real, very needy dick.
I'm so blown away by this fit I have to take inventory. In addition to the usual uniform we have:

- Unnecessary tie with Kingdom Hearts pin
- Single red earring
- Eyebrow piercing
- Brown/gold lenses
- Purple pimp loafers inexplicably paired with bright red socks
- Crossed anti-harming belts and half-skirt cosplay piece
- He/him pin

Her attempts at dressing like a man are almost worth the pooner arc.
 
I'm so blown away by this fit I have to take inventory. In addition to the usual uniform we have:

- Unnecessary tie with Kingdom Hearts pin
- Single red earring
- Eyebrow piercing
- Brown/gold lenses
- Purple pimp loafers inexplicably paired with bright red socks
- Crossed anti-harming belts and half-skirt cosplay piece
- He/him pin

Her attempts at dressing like a man are almost worth the pooner arc.

Toss in that the earring is technically on the gay side. Although I'm certain that's no longer the case in this day and age.
 
"I still can't figure out why I'm old"

It's because you were born in 1985 which was 41 years ago, hope that helps.
It also doesnt help that Sarah has a history of not at all caring about personal hygiene or the very basics of grooming and self care practices as far back as late teens. Confounding to this is her shitty diet of "asian" goyslop, Wattaburger and soda instead of water.

Hell, I could name ten 50+ aged women in my life who are by no means obsessive about their appearance, and look way younger than Sarah
 
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If it were my family's restaurant, Sarah would be the regular that we would not be thrilled about and provide her with sub par service even though it wouldn't really dawn on her.
If it were my family Restaurant.
I would ask her to share location with me "so we can make sure your food is hot and ready when you arrive"
Then take any expensive items off the buffet before she walks in the door...
 
I'm surprised anyoe talked to her at all.

"Ma'am, can you move aside please?"
"This is no guest admittance, ma'am. Staff access only."
"Excuse me, ma'am, we're having a private conversation."
"Can you tell me where I can find a bathroom, ma'am?"
"I think it's fantastic the group home gets you guys on outings so often!"
 
The lack of self awareness here is pathetic. Pixy is a slob and her room is a landfill. If she lived alone the house would look like this in no time and she'd be crying about her mean neighbors reporting her.

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As IF pixie uses plates at home! This bitch is really thinking that because she dines out that she doesnt leave a mess?
Thats literally one of the main reasons to go to a restaurant, so you dont have to clean up after yourself.
I guarantee she rolls up the straw wrapper and leaves it on the seat n shit like that that employees hate.
I'm surprised she isn't turned away more often, given her hygiene and being an obvious sped.
 
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