💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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Raxxinator dijo:
Oh boy. *rolls up sleeves*

From the anime/manga Inuyasha. Rin was a little mute orphan girl that found Sesshomaru, a powerful dog demon & half brother of the titular protagonist, when he was half dead in the forest. Rin fearlessly cared for him despite his outspoken disdain for humans & eventually nursed him back to full health. Then, when her village was attacked by demon wolves & she was killed, Sesshomaru resurrected her with his magical blade Tenseiga. Rin regained the ability to talk & latched onto following Sesshomaru on his journey along with his little goblin lackey Jaken. From what I can recall from the manga, Sesshomaru was pretty apathetic towards Rin but never complained about her following him, and learning that they do in fact marry & have children in the end kinda ruined the “awh she brought out his humanity” aspect of her character.

TL;DR: Sarah wants to rescue an impoverished young girl & groom her to be her bride/baby mama. Thank you all for tolerating my weebness.

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im honestly shocked she chose rin since sesshomaru never really shows that he has romantic feelings towards rin. he treats her more like a daughter. she would have been better off saying she wants a sango since that would make her miroku and miroku is a far more fitting character for her to LARP as. but instead of being cursed to have a black hole in her hand sarah is cursed with a stomach penis that cant escape and her hated mounds.
 
But Sango isn't an underage girl who is easier to manipulate and Sarah does have a baby fetish if you ask me. (I know Rin isn't a baby, but she is compared to a demon who has lived more than a 1 human lifetime)

inb4 "what baby fetish" see her photoshoots of "baby" sora and when she was posting underage kids in swimming suits on her Twitter back in 2015
 
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"Trying to remember the circumstances around" a doll. You are female, Sarah, and many girls get dolls as gifts growing up. It's not that deep. She has to make everything some reference to trauma and/or sex, doesn't she? That "hot Aqua" comment just throws any sympathy she might get from this sob story right in the trash. And she wonders why no one talks to her anymore unless they absolutely have to.

I thought she had no more room in her hovel for new paintings but I guess not. Wonder if she finally threw some of them away. Or perhaps she stuffed a bunch in the back of her soccer mom-mobile.
 
Tetragrammaton dijo:
im honestly shocked she chose rin since sesshomaru never really shows that he has romantic feelings towards rin.
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When the show was still airing on tube-teevees in the before times, I know that lots of girls shipped that pair, or self-shipped with sesshomaru (sp). This whole thing could just be a holdover from when she was a bigger weeb.

A lot of pedo coded shit floats by in anime because when you're like 12 or 13 you kind of fantasize about an older bf/gf and you don't really understand how weird, predatory and inappropriate it all is. It's only when you get older and realize adults are the ones making it that it sinks in.
 
"Reminds me of the egl things I used to hate wearing"
That's hilarious because I'm pretty sure no one forced Sarah to go to the egl community and cry about how the dresses don't fit and ask if she could cut the straps off just for the community to dog on her.
The a-log in me wants to comment with those screencaps going "this you, right?"
(I wouldn't actually do it. I don't even have facebook)
 
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Phouquehead dijo:
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"Trying to remember the circumstances around" a doll. You are female, Sarah, and many girls get dolls as gifts growing up. It's not that deep. She has to make everything some reference to trauma and/or sex, doesn't she? That "hot Aqua" comment just throws any sympathy she might get from this sob story right in the trash. And she wonders why no one talks to her anymore unless they absolutely have to.

I thought she had no more room in her hovel for new paintings but I guess not. Wonder if she finally threw some of them away. Or perhaps she stuffed a bunch in the back of her soccer mom-mobile.
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"I am oujisama prince style now".

She just said, "I am prince prince style now". That's as retarded as saying 'PIN number", "ATM machine" or something like "katana sword". You're just doubling up on words.

Shay Van Buren dijo:
"Reminds me of the egl things I used to hate wearing"
That's hilarious because I'm pretty sure no one forced Sarah to go to the egl community and cry about how the dresses don't fit and asking if she could cut the straps off just for the community to dog on her.
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No she just absolutely hated dressing up that way and trying to be an ugu totemo kawaii idoru desu desu like she saw herself as. It was all society's fault that she dressed that way and not because she was into it or anything.

Pixy is a perfect example of why anime was a mistake.
 
The Rin post reminds of all those other times that she sees a Facebook post on and declares that she’s NOT the little girl in Grave of the Fireflies because she’s the boy, or will NOT be turned into a hamburger. I don’t know if she actually means that she likes SessRin, or schizo brain impulsively computed “I like girls because I am man like Sesshomaru, so I need girl like Rin, but older!” without thinking deeper about the implications.

Her tastes in cosplay have often been juvenile (and agree with the others InuYasha sperging), though. Besides the baby Sora with an aquarium @Shay Van Buren mentioned, she also did a poop pose photoshoot in a Japanese kindergartener uniform pre-pooning. Something’s always been seriously wrong with her brain.
 
Phouquehead dijo:
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"Trying to remember the circumstances around" a doll. You are female, Sarah, and many girls get dolls as gifts growing up. It's not that deep. She has to make everything some reference to trauma and/or sex, doesn't she? That "hot Aqua" comment just throws any sympathy she might get from this sob story right in the trash. And she wonders why no one talks to her anymore unless they absolutely have to.

I thought she had no more room in her hovel for new paintings but I guess not. Wonder if she finally threw some of them away. Or perhaps she stuffed a bunch in the back of her soccer mom-mobile.
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"The EGL lolita things I used to hate wearing".
You mean the outfits you were wearing in photos where you were genuinely smiling and seemed happiest?
Gonna call bullshit on this one PT.
 
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th dijo:
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The caption for this is on the more hilarious side, especially the whole "they're usually polite".
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She goes to a Chinese restaurant to run away from her mean parents because she has no friends and she's a fatass who self-soothes with high carb, high fat slop. She's running out of ideas but now her paintings (more specifically, her captions) are beginning to reveal hilarious things about her pathetic life just like her fanfics.

"Usually polite." Uh oh, did they misgender her in Mandarin or Cantonese? Or make a face because she smells so bad?
 
Phouquehead dijo:
She goes to a Chinese restaurant to run away from her mean parents because she has no friends and she's a fatass who self-soothes with high carb, high fat slop. She's running out of ideas but now her paintings (more specifically, her captions) are beginning to reveal hilarious things about her pathetic life just like her fanfics.
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Not only that, but it's a restaurant that she was fired from, and apparently made a complete ass of herself at while employed there.
 
Picklechu dijo:
Not only that, but it's a restaurant that she was fired from, and apparently made a complete ass of herself at while employed there.
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This was also the job that she had left her long term, tard friendly job at Home Depot for. Where she was allowed to hide under desks from mean customers that were making her cry & was strategically assigned low maintenance tasks in outdoor sections so no one would have to deal with her/smell her. I can only imagine the collective sigh of relief from the rest of the employees when she willingly quit to LARP working a kawaii maid cafe at a goddamn Chinese restaurant.
 
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th dijo:
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The caption for this is on the more hilarious side, especially the whole "they're usually polite".
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God her art is so *fucking weird*. I think that's what makes it good? Like everything is just so slightly off that you can almost attribute it to artistic choice, but really she's just bad at art. Is it still good if it's not on purpose? She really makes you ponder the question of whether or not something is interesting just because it's made by someone that's most likely in full-blown psychosis.
 
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