💰 Grifter Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions / "pedo_troll" - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votos: 369 4.6%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votos: 7,613 95.4%

  • Total de votantes
    7,982
Nobody knows who called cps you idiot. Fo you think hasan and his orbiters sat around a phone and called CPS? You fucking retards keep falling for his jew tactics.
they didnt really make it easy on themselves when their position amounts to "i totally didnt call cps but i sure hope someone else did" including their audience who were encouraging it, downplaying how this impacted the kids after the fact using the most retarded arguments you could imagine (never forgetti "who cares bro kids dont form memories until age 5" lmao), and conveniently the cps visit happened within a couple days after the hasansphere covered the giardia story.

i think youre willingly forgetting that the people youre talking about are reddit alogs and deranged leftist cocksuckers, much like ethan himself but more radical, and theyre absolutely capable of doing this because they think hes jewish hitler because hes anti palestine so any tactics against him are warranted. he was in bed with them for a time, he knows who hes dealing with. he has no concrete evidence that anyone specific made the call and hes lying if he says he does but if youre denying that the hasan faggots were interested in making it happen then youre just a fucking retard
 
Leftist Kikes and muzzies fighting everywhere they can, from Youtube to KF normal humans will be free.
Sounds like a win-win. Please keep eating each other for our amusement.
 
Deriving pleasure is fine. The issue is that they actually cheer for him and believe he's le Lex Jewtor lmfao. If you go back and read the thread, it wasn't just watch and laugh. They were actually supporting him specifically. You can see it from retards still using "muh cps, muh children" argument to support him here.
You're goddamn right I'll cheer for crushing reddit mods, and if you don't you're a fucking fool. Those are the very people who have been trying to destroy this site for years and who have ruined numerous lolcows with their criminal antics.
 
You're goddamn right I'll cheer for crushing reddit mods, and if you don't you're a fucking fool. Those are the very people who have been trying to destroy this site for years and who have ruined numerous lolcows with their criminal antics.
My dude I like you but none of this is true. It's actually the opposite in this particular case. Sure, there are shitty snark subreddits that encourage harassment like Aaron Imholte's and BMJ's, but H33B's snark wasn't one of them. They can give less of a shit about this site existing. A site that is at large at odds with the same ideology H33b has (zionism) doesn't pose a threat to these retards. It's the contrary, a lot of their criticisms of H33b is mirrored here as well.
Their subreddit has rules similar to ours and actively bans people trying to do gay shit.
H33b is acting like LFJ. If you hate LFJ, you should hate him and support the ones he's flagging. They are both using the same tactics. H33b is one step ahead because DMCAing clips that are like a minute long didn't work, so he's now suing them.
What are their crimes? Daring to make fun of a political lolcow with 5.5 million subscribers on his main channel and 2.5 on his stream channel?

Can you imagine if Jeremy Hambly started to DMCA every post that clipped him and then used subpoenas to try and get the identities of frequent posters?

Do you really want to support this piece of garbage? Has Hasanabi ever used the deaths of three people to try and deplatform us?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kCJyv-fbGHE48:11-50:19

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Jewish LFJ using the corpses of Chloe Sagal, Julie Terryberry and Byuu so he can lie about the site during DKF back in September 2022.

Here's the ultimate question for those who don't want to listen to the video (watching isn't necessary) to answer:
Would you accept LFJ strongarming this site into submission so you can see the dox of a few Reddit moderators?

I hate Hasanabi and Taylor Lorenz, however, sometimes you will find them in the same boat that's sailing towards an iceberg.
Instead of bickering about dead eggs and dogs being shocked, it's more productive to steer the boat away first.
 
I hate Hasanabi and Taylor Lorenz, however, sometimes you will find them in the same boat that's sailing towards an iceberg.
Sounds like I've been put into a self-defense situation.
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Instead of bickering about dead eggs and dogs being shocked, it's more productive to steer the boat away first.
Unless Null chooses to use the legal fund to insert the farms into the lawsuit, we're just bystanders in all of this.
 
they didnt really make it easy on themselves when their position amounts to "i totally didnt call cps but i sure hope someone else did" including their audience who were encouraging it, downplaying how this impacted the kids after the fact using the most retarded arguments you could imagine (never forgetti "who cares bro kids dont form memories until age 5" lmao), and conveniently the cps visit happened within a couple days after the hasansphere covered the giardia story.

So you’re saying that voicing harsh opinions about a public figure makes those critics responsible for a CPS call?


Given that forum members were openly boasting about this, is it your position that those users should face legal consequences or public identification?


If you answered yes, you might want to change your login details and walk away from this forum since you were personally responsible for contacting CPS, you have to take ownership.

This lawsuit shares so many similarities with how Ethan Klein operates

Ethan hasn't changed his way of handling criticism in years, he’s been using the same defensive tactics since 2018.


Have we considered Dan Saltman’s long history of using prank calls for harassment? It’s possible he was the one who contacted CPS, especially since he arguably benefited most from the situation. Perhaps Ethan was hesitant in moving forward with the lawsuits, and Saltman provided the necessary 'push' to move forward. It seems like Saltman is simply using Ethan as a front for his own gayops, the timing supports this theory as the CPS call occurred after Ethan registered his work with the Library of Congress, but before he officially started any lawsuits.


Dan Saltman should consult his wife regarding a referral to a specialist or clinical team equipped to handle his specific behavioral profile. His history reveals a long-standing pattern of premeditated harassment, including the creation of dozens of accounts under a personal domain for prank calling. This behavior, which dates back to at least 2019 for one target, often incorporates his personal obsessions and suggests a deep-seated issue that has likely evolved into more sophisticated methods over time. While he’s likely become more secretive about his methods lately, the underlying pattern is clear and needs professional intervention.
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Unless Null chooses to use the legal fund to insert the farms into the lawsuit, we're just bystanders in all of this.
I put it badly, it's a purely hypothetical. However, there's nothing stopping him from trying though, however, he knows we're strong as a unit. That's why he chose to attack two random fat leftoids and an onlyfans whore instead.
Hasanabi and Taylor Lorenz both supports Section 230. I don't like them but I don't consider them to be political enemies.

Seeing how he's an admitted member of a recognized terrorist organization, he would be putting Gitmo.
He's not. He boarded a captured ship that was open to the public.
This was a deliberate lie. I would like to call it hasbara but it's not the red forum.

I believe that the Content Nuke included some tweets where he calls himself a Houthi.

To be clear, I do not believe that Rashed was a Houthi (though at this point I would be surprised to find out that no Houthis had reached out to him), I think he is a poseur. But anyone who pretends that it's not just rational to believe that the guy who has been selling himself as a Houthi for the last few years is actually a Houthi is actually too retarded to live. Of course, this is the sort of person who makes up Hasan's community and apparently the kind of person at least one KF moderator is.
You're stubborn as fuck but you're certainly not dumb. You're just way too hellbent on hating Hasanabi.
Here, let me make it easier.
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This was the front cover of the popular satirical news magazine Charlie Hebdo.
It says "Je Suis Charlie" which means we are Charlie.
(The Charlie here refers to the based magazine, not that grifter who got shot by a chaser.)
A lot of people reposted this on Twitter to show solidarity with the magazine. Their headquarters were massarcred by terrorists.
Are they all employees of the magazine?
Say what you want about a kid calling himself a soldier and standing in solidarity with a bunch of bandits, the kid grew up in terror and a warzone. He was likely indoctrinated to hate the west (and Israel). He knows people "our side" killed in the war.
Most of the world doesn't consider the Houthi bandits to be a terrorist organisation.
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If people stood in solidarity with the Jews killed by Hamas during October 6th or Sydney's Bondi attack by saying "we are all Jewish", it doesn't literally make them all Jewish.
The video you refuse to watch because of severe cognitive dissocance showed his tweets.
I can care less what Hasanabi or his audience thought. We are operating on different moral frameworks. They believe the Houthis are part of the resistance fighting for Palestinian liberation, of course they started simping for him.

They went after his kids. Say what you want about the man, but you never fuck with someone's kids. After that point, you get whatever is coming for you.
Zero proof.
If a lolcow this site makes fun of claims we called the cps on his children, like Nicholas Rekieta, you would demand proof.
If a fat h33b did the same thing, you apparently don't care because HASAN SHOCKED HIS DOG AND HE'S A LEFTY.

Hey retard what happens when he decided to go after this website? Will it continue to be funny?
He already tried. It didn't work.

>the copyright lawsuit he launched against people he hates and blames for his own life fuckups isnt actually about copyright!
no shit. they shouldve thought twice before fucking with a wealthy kike known for hypocrisy and publicly admitting to the fuckery. this was his plan all along and they fell for it
him using slimy jew tactics is to be expected, no reason to pity them
It's ridiculous to want someone check a government website (that might require a vpn outside of America) to see if a YouTube video would be registered before they reacted to it.
Can you imagine if MATI had to do that, else get sued?
If H33b wins this, there's now a trialed and proven method for someone with a bit of wealth to fuck up critics. If you think this doesn't damage the online ecosystem, you're the frog bathing in a wok that's going up in temperature.

Oh you sure the fake CPS calls trying to have his kids taken away have nothing to do with it?
It had nothing to do with it because he registered the video months before the call was made.
Before the 1st of February: Content Nuke: Roach registered
1st of Feb, 2025: Content Nuke posted
18th of Feb, 2025: H33B show #111, where he talks about giardia.
That's a gap of two weeks. The call happened in mid-March I think.
Proposition:
H3H3 Snark is like an active Kiwi Farms thread. They discuss their fat Hebrew lolcow the moment he streams, live.
If a call to CPS were to be made, wouldn't it happen immediately, or within a few days? Why did it take weeks?
Therefore, this is a lie. The lawsuit had absolutely nothing to do with the CPS call and I think the call had nothing to do with those reddit goons.
Given how psychotic and nasty these types of people can get, I wouldn't be surprised if this call was yet another false flag. I'm not saying he called the CPS himself, but there is a chance that one of his simps called CPS to legitimise his retard war against a stupid subreddit further.

im not watching a 4 hour hasan blowjob video

cya
It's literally not a Hasan blowjob video. You're letting your HASAN SHOCKED HIS DOG neuron activation inhibit basic functions.
I'll use myself as an example of someone who had this thought.
Me before listening to the video:
I'll watch that video during work later. I don't think I'll enjoy it because leftists generally suck at this kind of thing but I bet I'll find myself being misled on many occasions with deceptive clips.
About 30 minutes into the video:
I am about 30 minutes into the video.
- this guy is not a breadtuber
- not a leftist
- not sweeping for Hasanabi, those tweets were likely a sarcastic response to retarded H33B simps, much like when I would praise the Ralphamale.
- not a Hasanabi fan, he even showed the clip of Hasan's 9/11 comment.
If you don't want the full 4 hours, at least try half an hour.
And here, below, is another example of someone who actually watched the video. Almost everyone who watched it thought it was well researched.
Finally got around to watching the entire thing. Its very well researched with a multitude of clips supporting every argument, an immense effort. However I feel the message the video is trying to illustrate got a bit lost in the 4 hour runtime. Around the halfway mark I kinda forgot this was a video involving Hasan at all, it felt more like a video outlining legitimate criticisms of Ethan and the people who choose to keep a blind eye to them for whatever reason. Ironic since most people in the thread seem to think the video is purely a Hasan apologist piece.
Personally I think this video could be more focused on purely Ethan/Hasan and use a lot less runtime. There is sophistication in backing every single claim up with clips (thanks filmot) but there is also elegance in keeping it simple knowing every claim can be backed up if needed.
Anyway, hope to see more from this guy in the future.
I think that was the point of the video. It wasn't defending or endorsing Hasanabi, but rather shedding light on how he has been wronged, how most people fell for an astroturf campaign, and how despite facing equally bad if not worse people, the roach never sued anyone or took down detractor clips through DMCA.
The roach is the bigger man. I find his politics despicable but at least I can criticise him without having to check if he fucking registered his video with copyright or not. I can also clip him and make cartoons of him shocking his dog.
Speaking about that, here's another comparison.

Sven Stoffels made the Hila Klein IDF style video. It was taken down by YouTube because of H33b.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-klein-h3h3productions-pedo_troll.48352/page-521#post-17085204
Guess how many cartoons of Hasanabi zapping his dog got taken down?
Zero.

Fuck this fat sack of sabra shit.
 
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Have we considered Dan Saltman’s long history of using prank calls for harassment?
I was unaware of such a history! I'm actually woefully unfamiliar with much of Saltman's history of harassing people - someone should make a publicly available resource that chronologically and exhaustively documents something like that, I think!
 
So you’re saying that voicing harsh opinions about a public figure makes those critics responsible for a CPS call?
no. why dont you just read what i said instead of making up a strawman and asking me if that happens to be what i said?
Given that forum members were openly boasting about this, is it your position that those users should face legal consequences or public identification?
these forum members never broke the law and never handed melinda a free win in court over something else they did, which is what the jannies have done. altistic touches upon this so read further. its not illegal to say someones kids should be taken away, but it is incredibly gay to encourage random redditors to make it happen because you dont like the person for politisperging reasons, and its also incredibly retarded to do all of the above AND then provoke that person into suing you because youre an idiot and you did something actually illegal and bragged about it online.
It's ridiculous to want someone check a government website (that might require a vpn outside of America) to see if a YouTube video would be registered before they reacted to it.
Can you imagine if MATI had to do that, else get sued?
If H33b wins this, there's now a trialed and proven method for someone with a bit of wealth to fuck up critics. If you think this doesn't damage the online ecosystem, you're the frog bathing in a wok that's going up in temperature.
what null does is exemplary fair use for the purposes of criticism and parody. what the whore trinity and the jannies did is copy h3s content in its entirety, add absolutely nothing to it, and openly and publicly admit their intention was to deprive h3 of revenue. thats just suicide.
you can say copyright is fucking gay and id agree with you, but i cant stress how fucking stupid it is to piss off a known litigious heeb faggot and then come out in public and shout "HEY IF YOU SUE ME RIGHT NOW FOR THIS THING I JUST DID YOU WILL WIN!"
they fucked around and theyre about to find out. complaining about how much of a fag h3 is for launching this lawsuit is like complaining about how nasty tapeworms are for living in human shit, its just what they do, dont let them do it to you.
 
what the whore trinity and the jannies did is copy h3s content in its entirety, add absolutely nothing to it
Except for Denims, as already covered in Kilo's video, and in the thread:
Here's a clip from Kilo's video showcasing how Denims' reaction to the Content Nuke was transformative by Ethan's own stated standards, and also highlighting how Ethan dishonestly represented his lawsuit against Denims to his audience, portraying it as an issue of her leeching off of edited long-form video essays with little to no commentary, when that just outright was not the case:

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I personally find Ethan's switcheroo with filing the pre-Nuke countdown stream with the US Copyright Office months later to be massively slimy and dishonest.
 
I was unaware of such a history! I'm actually woefully unfamiliar with much of Saltman's history of harassing people - someone should make a publicly available resource that chronologically and exhaustively documents something like that, I think!
Such slander. Dan Saltman is an absolutely trustworthy individual who would never, say, abuse his position as CEO of a mass redaction tool for social media to try and drudge up old posts from his clients.
 
Except for Denims, as already covered in Kilo's video, and in the thread:
ok, according to the clip you linked, this pngtuber construes h3 saying "taking two times longer than the original runtime seems like a good amount to contribute to have proper commentary" as him somehow admitting that as long as you double the runtime your video is automatically fair use regardless of anything else, and then uses this to argue h3 is suing in bad faith.
my god, that is the most retarded thing ive heard all day, and i just finished replying to a guy who likened this to the melinda scott lolsuits. im glad i didnt waste time watching more of this faggy video :story:

heres what denims actual "contribution" is, summarized for you in the lawsuit you should already be familiar with since youre arguing about it:
complaint pages 53-57
opposition to motion for summary judgment pages 15-17
as for bad faith, lets let the judge decide. so far a judge has ruled that h3 made a sufficient showing of a claim against denims to grant the subpoenas against the reddit jannies.
 
heres what denims actual "contribution" is, summarized for you in the lawsuit
"I'm not sucking off Ethan Klein at all! That's why I base my beliefs of his enemies entirely off of what he claims in his court filings (the most reliable source)!"

Or you could, you know, click around her four-hour reaction and see her frequently pausing, making counter-arguments, attempting jokes at Ethan's expense, doing quick Google searches for more info on something being covered in the video - to suggest that this isn't critical commentary (and thus not transformative) is utter lunacy.
 
"I'm not sucking off Ethan Klein at all! That's why I base my beliefs of his enemies entirely off of what he claims in his court filings (the most reliable source)!"
if its all false then tell me why denims lawyers didnt bother denying the breakdown and instead attempted to argue that her making "huuuh?" noises and having chat enabled on the stream is highly transformative?
or maybe dont, youre just going to post another 4 hour long video from a random hasan orbiter to make your point for you. god have mercy upon this thread if said orbiter is as retarded as the first one you shilled in happenings.
 
Do you really want to support this piece of garbage? Has Hasanabi ever used the deaths of three people to try and deplatform us?
If I have a choice between seeing Reethan crushed or three redditors and about a half dozen reddit mods it's going to be reddit mods every time. Once he's through with them we can go back to business as usual.
if its all false then tell me why denims lawyers didnt bother denying the breakdown and instead attempted to argue that her making "huuuh?" noises and having chat enabled on the stream is highly transformative?
Because it's an uncontested fact. Summary judgment bait. Not even Denims, the dumbest of the defendants so far, is dumb enough to claim that.
Unless Null chooses to use the legal fund to insert the farms into the lawsuit, we're just bystanders in all of this.
And that would be actually "supporting" Ethan Klein. Saying I'd rather see at least nine redditors eat curb isn't.
 
these forum members never broke the law

Just take accountability for your actions, you called CPS 1,584 times as it stands.

Was it his own fans that called CPS?
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Denims called CPS retracted



Hasans community called CPS (depending on which day you ask ethan)




Hasans mod called CPS because they had CPS in their username dating all the way back to at least 2021 which was even featured in ethans content nuke that came out before ethan told the story of his kids eating shit or the CPS call




Was it his housekeeper who called CPS? She was fired and filed a lawsuit right before the CPS call and Ethan did say CPS told him someone that works inside his home called them.

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"Snark called CPS" (again depending on which day you ask ethan)



or maybe he's just using it as shield against any valid criticism and retards like you will go around and repeat it like an absolute troglodyte


We are talking about someone who intentionally showed doctored logs to further this narrative


The CPS justification for why he sued them is retarded when he set the plan in motion by registering the content nuke months before he ever told the story about his kids eating shit and the cps call, in fact that specific subreddit was also closed during that time period. The entire discussion between Ethan saying how his kids may have gotten sick from eating shit (these are his own words) and the CPS call was on a completely different Subreddit, it was the r/h3h3_productions Subreddit that was largely unmoderated and had no affiliation with h3snark.

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He's been pretty clear as to why hes going after h3snark mods, they are Trisha fans according to Ethan and he wants to ruin their lives because of that. Anything else is just a smokescreen, you don't need to be a retarded goy and repeat Ethans bs fabricated talking points while bending over to protect some millionaire youtubers IP, I don't give a fuck about a youtubers IP why should I. Just say its funny and you dont care that hes suing them.





I'm going to have to go back to this article because as mentioned ethan klein is using the same exact script today


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Which btw you do know ethans moved on from the whole "wanting to protect fair use / copyright" bs right? Hes just suing people for making videos criticizing his political takes now, which outside the h3 fandom you will be hard-pressed to find any lawtuber or commentary youtuber who genuinely supports it based on its legal merits.
 
Can you imagine if Jeremy Hambly started to DMCA every post that clipped him and then used subpoenas to try and get the identities of frequent posters?
People carrying so much weight for this faggot Ethan Klein will act like he is so much different than Jeremy when they employ the same tactics and act similarly when criticized. Yeah, I fucking abhor the whores he is suing, but I'm not going to applaud a Jew engaging in lawfare and lying, because litigious Jews are a bane to society and try to silence any criticism. It's their immediate reaction whenever they are criticized. Jews are all over the internet demanding Jew York Times be sued because they reported Israel is raping people with dogs. For some reason they are less offended by the reports about IDF raping children...interesting. They are one note, and even if you hate the people he is currently suing, no one is immune to their wallets.

I still can't believe retards in this thread are crying about how he should be able to sue because CPS and going after children. His intentions to sue are on record in January '25 when he registered the video. He then spent months begging roach to watch it, thinking he was incredibly clever by luring roach into a trap. He finally settled on suing his whorbiters. Imagine taking advice from Dan Saltman. That stupid fucker has been on a crusade against the Turk for years, and in that time Hasan has only become more popular, while Impstiny is sitting in the kirk chair on campuses, speaking to a crowd of 10 people.
 
He's been pretty clear as to why hes going after h3snark mods, they are Trisha fans according to Ethan and he wants to ruin their lives because of that. Anything else is just a smokescreen, you don't need to be a retarded goy and repeat Ethans bs fabricated talking points while bending over to protect some millionaire youtubers IP, I don't give a fuck about a youtubers IP why should I. Just say its funny and you dont care that hes suing them.
no shit hes not suing them because of the cps call. if that was the case he would be suing for abuse of process or something and not for copyright infringement. their defense of the cps call is just one reason why hes assmad at them and wants to ruin them. fortunately for him and unfortunately for them, theyre very dumb so they exposed themselves to an easy lawsuit for an entirely different reason and now hes out for blood.
i dont give a shit about h3s copyright being infringed but i do find the idea of reddit alogs getting doxed by a court very funny.

inb4 "kiwi farms is just green reddit so the same will happen to you if h3 wins"
i dont encourage people to troll litigious jews and repost their copyrighted shit so im in the clear, but hasan fans better double check if gay sodomy is still illegal in their state or they might be next
 
no shit hes not suing them because of the cps call
You see that repeated 24/7 by some of the most retarded people online against any valid criticism of Ethan

inb4 "kiwi farms is just green reddit so the same will happen to you if h3 wins"
No but it's very odd that people here will sperg out when anyone else uses similar tactics yet when ethan does it they turn into soy faggots to defend him.

Here's something I saw recently that just made me cringe, it was really offputting to see these people take a 12-inch mandingo up their ass just to prove their loyalty to h3.



I caught the zoom call live, it was funny and hila is a retard.

Then you got these guys just injecting pure estrogen imported from tel aviv to defend hila while trying to convince us that actually its not funny and to not laugh at their queen hila.


and then the cope ensues


It was hila and it was funny... fuck you for trying to convince us otherwise

Please tell me IS THIS THE FUCKING H3 SUBREDDIT FULL OF MIDDLE AGED WINE MOMS DRESSED IN HEAD TO TOE OVERPRICED TEDDY FRESH or kiwifarms.. it was very disgusting and I had to take a shower after witnessing that.

because wtf is this statement?

people in that subreddit who use trivialities to dunk on Hila is nauseating

Nauseating? You are nauseous at people making fun of hila of all people? wtf is wrong with you
 
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