💰 Grifter Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions / "pedo_troll" - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

Looking forward to seeing how people defend this one.

>the copyright lawsuit he launched against people he hates and blames for his own life fuckups isnt actually about copyright!
no shit. they shouldve thought twice before fucking with a wealthy kike known for hypocrisy and publicly admitting to the fuckery. this was his plan all along and they fell for it
him using slimy jew tactics is to be expected, no reason to pity them

 

[SoyBoyCaliphate]

Looking forward to seeing how people defend this one.

Dude you dont get it. He's just protecting his kids and owning brown people!

No, lol. It would not be funny. Does it not clock to you that those are two different things that people can have different opinions on?

You're probably brown but there's a concept in common law countries called "legal precedent" that makes you sound retarded for having that opinion. But I guess making it easier to win future lawsuits like these is worth it if it owns someone i dont like on the internet. No need to think about consequences! Just wondering, How Would You Have Felt If You Hadn't Eaten Breakfast?

 

[AardvarktheArthur]

They went after his kids. Say what you want about the man, but you never fuck with someone's kids. After that point, you get whatever is coming for you.

No one went after his kids . He told a story about how his dog had giardia, and how his infant crawls around putting stuff in his mouth, so now his kid and his wife have giardia. He said you needed to ingest shit to catch it. When you tell that story to over half a million people it's going to make people think maybe your child is eating shit. Couple that with the fact they talk about their dogs shitting on the floor and then don't clean it up, any number of people, fan and snarker alike might be alarmed. None of the people he is suing endorsed CPS. Destiny said it was warranted, but Dan Kikeman controls Ethan.

Ethan has been going after Trisha Paytas' parenting and making fun of her kids the past few weeks. "Don't go after the kids!" Of course it's fine when the jew does it.

 

[AnOminous]

But it's purely because they are saying bad things about him.

Oh you sure the fake CPS calls trying to have his kids taken away have nothing to do with it?

 

[Ted's Cabin]

Hey retard what happens when he decided to go after this website? Will it continue to be funny?

If it's anything like the Greer lawsuit it'll be hilarious and bring us joy for years. Though this forum is probably safe because Null is not a Muslim engaging in a holy war against Israel.

You're probably brown but there's a concept in common law countries called "legal precedent" that makes you sound retarded for having that opinion. But I guess making it easier to win future lawsuits like these is worth it if it owns someone i dont like on the internet. No need to think about consequences! Just wondering, How Would You Have Felt If You Hadn't Eaten Breakfast?

It's funny to watch political podcasters destroy each other in a purity spiral over a 0.1% difference in beliefs. We're not going to affect the court case either way, and you don't have to worry legal precedent because settlements don't create legal precedent. Your complaint is essentially that people shouldn't derive pleasure from friendly fire and instead have to be mad instead over something we have literally zero control over.

 

[Twrx]

No one went after his kids . He told a story about how his dog had giardia, and how his infant crawls around putting stuff in his mouth, so now his kid and his wife have giardia. He said you needed to ingest shit to catch it. When you tell that story to over half a million people it's going to make people think maybe your child is eating shit. Couple that with the fact they talk about their dogs shitting on the floor and then don't clean it up, any number of people, fan and snarker alike might be alarmed. None of the people he is suing endorsed CPS. Destiny said it was warranted, but Dan Kikeman controls Ethan.

Ethan has been going after Trisha Paytas' parenting and making fun of her kids the past few weeks. "Don't go after the kids!" Of course it's fine when the jew does it.

Fake CPS calls are going directly after his children. There's no middle ground, these fucks encouraged it and are now finding out that actions have consequences.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

It's funny to watch political podcasters destroy each other in a purity spiral over a 0.1% difference in beliefs. We're not going to affect the court case either way, and you don't have to worry legal precedent because settlements don't create legal precedent. Your complaint is essentially that people shouldn't derive pleasure from friendly fire and instead have to be mad instead over something we have literally zero control over.

I do find it funny to watch these people kill each other and I look forward to the next hostage. Style video of Rogan. Battling before her Jewish master and begging him not to smite. Her subhuman Muslim ass. Also, did we get an influx of retarded snipers on this site?
I've noticed autistic rain, few other people's balls washing a bunch of brown homosexuals.
Ethan is a slimy, dirty little. Jewish neoliberal scumbag and all the people going after him was even more subhuman. I'm going to laugh at them slap fighting.

 

[AardvarktheArthur]

Oh you sure the fake CPS calls trying to have his kids taken away have nothing to do with it?

Considering he registered the video he is suing over in January 2025, and didn't get the CPS call until March 2025, yeah. He had every intention to sue before CPS was even involved. It is an idea that Saltman has spoken about in the past, so it's likely where he got the idea.

 

[SoyBoyCaliphate]

If it's anything like the Greer lawsuit it'll be hilarious and bring us joy for years. Though this forum is probably safe because Null is not a Muslim engaging in a holy war against Israel.


It's funny to watch political podcasters destroy each other in a purity spiral over a 0.1% difference in beliefs. We're not going to affect the court case either way, and you don't have to worry legal precedent because settlements don't create legal precedent. Your complaint is essentially that people shouldn't derive pleasure from friendly fire and instead have to be mad instead over something we have literally zero control over.

Deriving pleasure is fine. The issue is that they actually cheer for him and believe he's le Lex Jewtor lmfao. If you go back and read the thread, it wasn't just watch and laugh. They were actually supporting him specifically. You can see it from retards still using "muh cps, muh children" argument to support him here.

 

[toffle]

Dude you dont get it. He's just protecting his kids and owning brown people!

You're probably brown but there's a concept in common law countries called "legal precedent" that makes you sound retarded for having that opinion. But I guess making it easier to win future lawsuits like these is worth it if it owns someone i dont like on the internet. No need to think about consequences! Just wondering, How Would You Have Felt If You Hadn't Eaten Breakfast?Ver archivo adjunto 8991945

Right, because whatever Denims the retard did and what Kiwifarms are doing are the exact same thing and if Denims loses, the entire internet will shutdown in the wake of Ethan Kleins godlike Kikepowers. Dude, get a grip. Ethan is a lawfaring freak who throws his monetary wealth around to smush smaller people below him. And yeah, it is incredibly pathetic that he chooses to use his time and energy on vindicitive pettiness like that. His podcast is boring as hell when he's not talking about the Jomhas or his lawsuits and I think his wife looks like a horse.

It just happens those small people are retarded faggots so yeah, I'm gonna enjoy the shitshow while it happens. I have no idea if Ethan will or will not sue Kiwifarms, an aggregate website with thousands of users, one day, but in this random hypothetical situation, I can't imagine it would be similar to whatever he's suing Denims, an individual live streamer, for.

Speaking of IQ and ability to understand cause and effect, I'd love for you to give us a breakdown on how exactly Denims losing this lawsuit somehow sets a novel precedent against Kiwifarms that did not exist before. Let's hear it, dexter.

Edit: Look man, I get it. We are in the Ethan thread and it's probably annoying that it seems like people are "sweeping" for Ethan. I can't speak for others but for myself, I think Ethan is a weirdo retard and his behaviors are extremely pathetic in many ways. I just think its funny that his targets happen to be some of the other biggest retards on the internet, and it's cool to see them all throw shit at each other. I will admit that there are certain things that Ethan has done that I am happy about, such as the entire Jomha vs Ethan saga that led to lolcow of the year for AnisaandI, and the whole making kaceytron do an apology video was hilarious. That said, I have no like or sympathy for the faggot and only root for him so far as it is funny to see his opponents squirm. One thing you won't see me doing is collecting hours long receipts about how all of Ethan's enemies are liar liar pants on fire bad guys and Ethan is based guy, unlike what's happening for Hasan in this thread right now. I don't care or like Ethan enough to play defense for him. The entire argument since Sprate the retard came barging in here with his video is "I have 4 hours video of receipts about how Ethan exaggerated or lied about Hasan being a bad guy" and acting like its some sort of content nuke and anyone who doesn't immediately drop everything to watch 4 hours of boring dogshit and soyface and seal clap in support is an Ethan fan for some reason.

 

[SoyBoyCaliphate]

I can't reply to you but again, no one said you can't laugh at denims. It's just that again, the entire thread is full of unironic support for h3h3 specifically. And we went from "denims deserved it because she went after his children" to "she deserves it and I'd rather side with a creepy jewish pedo because... uh i dont like her" which is retarded but fine, but as you can see just a few posts ago tons of retards are actually siding with ethan, because they believe his insane delusions completely like actual goy cattle.
As for precedent, you realize that h3h3 did actually set an often cited precedent for fair use in 2017? Precedent doesnt mean suddenly making something illegal, it just makes it easier for the next judge to decide. it would make it so any faggot will want to register their slop so that can just sue the farms or anyone else. And subpoena for the irl identity of thread mods. Remember, they didn't get to pull the content like you would if it wasn't registered.

Same goes for the crazy defamation lawsuit he is attempting. Again, the issue is that people want him to win, not just for both sides to waste money and lose. Denims at least is just a dumb retarded ewhore that doesn't go around suing people. Ethan is a deranged leftist too, the only difference is that he is pro ethnostate for his own tribe.

 

[toffle]

My autistic screed was too long, you have to manually select and quote parts of it.

Ethan is a deranged leftist too, the only difference is that he is pro ethnostate for his own tribe.

I agree with you completely.

As far as the winning thing, I don't think there's a realistic outcome where Ethan loses these cases. He is more intelligent than the average lolcow he's going up against (low bar) and picks sure winners. He also has infinitely more money so he can just pound them into the dust either way. Therefore, his lawfare is fundamentally different than say Greer or SmashJT etc where rooting against him to fumble in moronic hilarious ways isn't really realistic.

Thing is, Ethan isn't "winning" anything in terms of real life and karma, because simply by getting in the mud with these freaks and wasting his time and life on this is incredibly pathetic and spiritually evil, which is a schadenfreude in itself.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

The entire damn weekend passed and none of the people involved gave us any examples of how the clips prove Hasan has been taken out of context or at least pertinent timestamps.

The worst thing about the damn feud these two catty former lovers have is that it made people think they have to pick sides. I said this before and I will say it again: Ethan Klein would be milking to this day the skulls and CPS calls had it happened to someone else because he is that petty of a bastard. He just so happens to be opposing people that either were already largely disliked or made themselves even more unlikeable than him through their own actions.

The dislike for Hasan is completely organic. If anything is more organic than his rise as a news streamer pulling eight hours, six days a week that still can barely crack into the Twitch elite with stats alone and has blatant support from both management and legacy media. People tend to not like industry plants unless they are really good or they can afford to pay more fans than haters. Because fame online is pay-to-win, people will organically dislike people who can pay advantages. Specially so if these people support causes not everyone gets behind or come off as disingenuous about them. I should know because I've written plenty about it to the chagrin of my assigned glowie.

Ethan will never be able to undo the fact he still tried to latch to Hasan for relevancy and still depends of him somewhat. Hasan will never live down that he has anti-Midas touch for everything he cares about and he is a nepo-baby. Both of them suck and the only good thing they can do is destroy each other while probably reminiscing about how much they want to fuck.

The Kiwi Farms is a great website but it is quite circlejerky. There are threads and boards where going against the narrative is going to earn you neg stickers regardless of what you want to say. Shilling for this video in the Hasan thread didn't find success so you come to shill it here, because maybe people that laugh at the kike would be more receptive to mild defences of the roach. And it didn't work because instead of letting the video speak by itself and earn those comments of "it's fine if long" organically, you have to press people about how they have to watch shit in your video NOW NOW NOW. My goyim, you have done the worst fucking publicity for your video. It would only be worse if you forced your promo code on me for Chinese shit that never arrives.

I wish you shills the best. Eat shit.

 

[AssignedEva]

Oh you sure the fake CPS calls trying to have his kids taken away have nothing to do with it?

Calls? If there had been more than one CPS call, Ethan would have been screeching it from the rooftops. There was only one CPS call made and it was a direct result of Ethan sharing his gross giardia story.

Someone doing a fake CPS call to "own" someone else would be reprehensible but there is no evidence that this is what happened. People like Denims joked about it after the fact. I can appreciate finding joking about that distasteful, but Ethan had no issue using Trishyland which phonebooked Trisha's fertility doctors, continually posted about calling CPS on her

and had at least one user calling in tips to the CPS hotline. Ethan never commented on it, but he clearly had no issue sharing content from the people doing this.

 

[ProxyAnon]

>the copyright lawsuit he launched against people he hates and blames for his own life fuckups isnt actually about copyright!
no shit. they shouldve thought twice before fucking with a wealthy kike known for hypocrisy and publicly admitting to the fuckery. this was his plan all along and they fell for it
him using slimy jew tactics is to be expected, no reason to pity them

i hate Ethan more then all of them combined.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

it would make it so any faggot will want to register their slop so that can just sue the farms or anyone else. And subpoena for the irl identity of thread mods. Remember, they didn't get to pull the content like you would if it wasn't registered.

all it will take for you to avoid this hypothetical precedent is to not say "i am reuploading this copyrighted video here with minimal commentary specifically to deprive the author of ad revenue, come watch it here". copyright law isnt some novel invention by h3 in 2026, its been the law for half a century and its always been a fucking retarded idea to break the law and publicly announce youre doing so

 

[Sprate Header]

Oh you sure the fake CPS calls trying to have his kids taken away have nothing to do with it?

Given the fact that Ethan Klein was abusing DMCA in an attempt to deplatform his snark subreddit months before the CPS call or the skulls, no, actually, the CPS call doesn't have anything to do with Ethan's current Liz Fong-Jones arc.

The entire damn weekend passed and none of the people involved gave us any examples of how the clips prove Hasan has been taken out of context or at least pertinent timestamps.

Why are you blatantly lying? Here are two examples of exactly what you say has not been posted in this thread, not even to count the examples listed by @AltisticRight that he didn't specifically clip out.

But the usage of the Artemis story to say Hasan had sex with underaged girls is not backed up by the evidence, as Kilo covers, and I do not think criticizing or disliking Hasan requires one to lie about this.

2:53

[The Diddy party claim] was addressed within the video btw. The clip you are basing this belief off of was deliberately dishonestly cut.

1:47

Shilling for this video in the Hasan thread didn't find success so you come to shill it here

Why are you blatantly lying again? I didn't post Kilo's video to the Hasan thread. This thread was the first place the video was posted on the forum. You are lying.

instead of letting the video speak by itself and earn those comments of "it's fine if long" organically, you have to press people about how they have to watch shit in your video NOW NOW NOW.

Hmm, why might people have been pressed about not watching the video? Could it be because they immediately wrote it off for reasons that were untrue, or responded with claims that the video already proved were false? No, it must be that Sprate Header is secretly Kilotonics. Truly, that is the most rational explanation.

 

[spacko]

Spoiler: Local Archive (480p)

HASAN BAD： The “Weaselly Little Liar” Awards [EYk9MGx7it8].mp4

im not watching a 4 hour hasan blowjob video

cya

 

[ProxyAnon]

Oh you sure the fake CPS calls trying to have his kids taken away have nothing to do with it?

Nobody knows who called cps you idiot. Fo you think hasan and his orbiters sat around a phone and called CPS? You fucking retards keep falling for his jew tactics.

im not watching a 4 hour hasan blowjob video

cya

So you didn't watch it and are declaring its a "hasan blow job video" because it exposes your beloved pedo troll

 

[spacko]

So you didn't watch it and are declaring its a "hasan blow job video" because it exposes your beloved pedo troll

yeah sure