💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

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He’s gay. He’s so fucking gay. There have been penises in that mouth.

Also he was married to Jane Fonda.

Hes so fucking dumb. No one is angry this war is this long for any other reason than YOU SAID it’d be only 3 days.

Miggers also wouldn’t get that wars have generally gotten shorter. WW3 could potentially last a day.

Unfortunately, the people who understand capitalism the least love it the most.

Trump doesn’t understand capitalism but he understands cheating.

Same with all of the rich. They know the worst of this corruption is heading to an end in November (at least most people think/hope so) so this is basically their last chance to rape and pillage the country. The Trumps have made at least 2 billion since 2016, do you think any of them give one lota of a fuck about what gas or cheese costs?

Even if the Dems sweep the house and Senate and enact a socialist revolution, this shit is going to take decades to undo if we even can. I really don't doomerpost often but like, wtf should I be optimistic about?

I was not doomerposting until he actually went and did the war. Up until then I believed he was fucked, it was only a matter of time before his luck ran out, and Miggers were turning on him.

But now? I really don’t fucking know what to do unless he croaks or we finally get some kind of smoking gun with Epstein or a psyop or something.

I knew it was a possibility that he’d do it when he started sending the carriers to the Gulf, because he telegraphs many of his big moves. Especially when it’s the opening move in one of his gay plans like Liberation Day or the Big Beautiful Bill. Once the con job has started, he becomes much more erratic with TACOs and reverse TACOs (like when he re-ignited the trade war in October).

But I think he really believed he could take out the regime in Iran and keep the strait open. He is in fact that dumb and he did have a winning streak with military operations. Plus Israel was probably blackmailing him.

 

[Dr. Robert Goddard]

Is it that hard to open the fucking strait?

The US was able to previously force open the Strait with Operation Earnest Will. However, things have changed since the 1980s, which Trump seems to be perpetually stuck in.

Businesses have wrung out all margins over the years, and that includes shipping through the Strait. A ship and its cargo is likely valued in the hundreds of millions, and the profit from a ship transiting the Strait and making delivery is probably in the single millions. If we say the total value of a ship is $300 million and the profit is $3 million, all Iran needs to do is hit one in a hundred ships to crash the expected profit to zero, and any more than that means shipping through the Strait will eventually cause bankruptcy. No business knowingly operates at a loss, so it takes very little threat from Iran to shut down shipping.

On top of this, weapons technology has advanced. The microcontrollers and servos used in Iran's drones are dirt cheap and readily available, and their speedboats are similarly simple and cheap while being sufficient to harass shipping. Drones and speedboats are the equivalent of prison shanks. It's too easy to take something hard and sharpen it against something rough to prevent prisoners from making shanks in anything other than the most restrictive security, and it's too easy for a nation state to slap together drones and speedboats when not being invaded and occupied.

Put these two together, and yes, it is that hard to open the Strait without a full scale, boots on the ground offensive to Tehran.

 

[cuttysnark]

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

without a full scale, boots on the ground offensive to Tehran.

I wouldn't be surprised if this is already in the works behind the scenes.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I wouldn't be surprised if this is already being worked on secretly.

I'm horrified. Iran will fuck up the entire Middle East if Americant boots hit Iranian soil.

 

[cuttysnark]

USPG2 MAGAloids will tell you should drive your family to Disney World in a 1977 Cadillac Sedan DeVille or you're a damn COMMIE!

 

[World in Scarlet]

But I think he really believed he could take out the regime in Iran and keep the strait open. He is in fact that dumb and he did have a winning streak with military operations. Plus Israel was probably blackmailing him.

Yeah, he said several times that he thought Iran would fold in a few days, exactly like Venezuela, and that's why he didn't bother building an international coalition.
He allegedly got intelligence briefings by US glowies that Iran doesn't work that way and it won't happen, but allegedly the Israelis encouraged his delusions to get him to pull the trigger.
I don't believe anyone is blackmailing Trump. Not the Russians, not the Chinese, not the Israelis.
He does their bidding because he is an easily manipulated moron.

Evidence for the Israelis not controlling him would be Trump publicly humiliating Netanyahu by ordering him to stop attacks publicly on social media, like he's his dog, and Bibi obeying, because Israel is dependent on the US to wage their wars for them. Happened both in 2025 and again in 2026.
I think Bibi's issue is that he isn't around in Washington enough, while the isolationist Wormtongues are, and unlike Putin or Xi, Netanyahu isn't backed by an aura of a Great Power. Israel doesn't make Trump feel small and inferior the way Russia (which he conflates with the Soviet Union) and China do, so while Trump can be tricked into starting wars on behalf of Israel, he can't be made to consistently act in Israel's interest when Bibi isn't there, through a looming background feeling of being intimidated.
Unlike many Republicans, Trump isn't an evangelical Israel worshipper either, and I don't think he likes or respects them. He probably thinks all Christians are cringe unless they worship him personally.

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Trump holds up a rendering of what the UFC fight at the White House will look like on his birthday

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No more anti-Trump speech! Stochastic terrorism is not covered by the First Amendment! Except when Trump says his political opponents need to be killed, that's different.

 

[mofu mofo]

Trump got kicked out of the country that did 9/11 and now owns/co-owns WWE, WB and paramount.

He'll never sit ringside again. Sad!

I wouldn't be surprised if this is already in the works behind the scenes.

I'm horrified. Iran will fuck up the entire Middle East if Americant boots hit Iranian soil.

That might be what prompted some Gulf states to kick the US out.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

What an asshole. History won't be kind to him when 50 years from now kids are reading how he bows down to a child rapist with dementia and is even willing to gerrymander for his pedophile daddy

 

[SOLDIER OF WALES]

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this would be funny as fuck if i wasn't living in the US and would have to pay taxes for said war reperations

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

The US was able to previously force open the Strait with Operation Earnest Will. However, things have changed since the 1980s, which Trump seems to be perpetually stuck in.

Businesses have wrung out all margins over the years, and that includes shipping through the Strait. A ship and its cargo is likely valued in the hundreds of millions, and the profit from a ship transiting the Strait and making delivery is probably in the single millions. If we say the total value of a ship is $300 million and the profit is $3 million, all Iran needs to do is hit one in a hundred ships to crash the expected profit to zero, and any more than that means shipping through the Strait will eventually cause bankruptcy. No business knowingly operates at a loss, so it takes very little threat from Iran to shut down shipping.

On top of this, weapons technology has advanced. The microcontrollers and servos used in Iran's drones are dirt cheap and readily available, and their speedboats are similarly simple and cheap while being sufficient to harass shipping. Drones and speedboats are the equivalent of prison shanks. It's too easy to take something hard and sharpen it against something rough to prevent prisoners from making shanks in anything other than the most restrictive security, and it's too easy for a nation state to slap together drones and speedboats when not being invaded and occupied.

Put these two together, and yes, it is that hard to open the Strait without a full scale, boots on the ground offensive to Tehran.

I knew next to nothing about Operation Earnest Will, thanks for posting about it.

At that time the US had the support of its allies, like the UK and France. Trump has really burned a lot of bridges and I suspect our allies are going to be skeptical of the trustworthiness of the US for at least a generation or two, since even a president who goes on an apology tour would be known to only be in power for four or eight years, to possibly be replaced by a MAGA cultist.

 

[SoyBoyCaliphate]

Honestly im starting to think Iran might be the dickheads here

Why would the Iranians trust the Americans? The US has acted like lunatics in diplomatic terms. They baited them into talks twice, just to do a pearl harbor surprise attack twice. They just... threw away the previous treaty 2 years after an election, after years of negotiations. The Iranians know that the israelis will never leave them alone, and will come back and make the americans come back regardless of any american interest. And the only israeli interest is the utter destruction of the Iranian state, so how can the iranians negotiate with extremists like them?

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Why would the Iranians trust the Americans? The US has acted like lunatics in diplomatic terms. They baited them into talks twice, just to do a pearl harbor surprise attack twice. They just... threw away the previous treaty 2 years after an election, after years of negotiations. The Iranians know that the israelis will never leave them alone, and will come back and make the americans come back regardless of any american interest. And the only israeli interest is the utter destruction of the Iranian state, so how can the iranians negotiate with extremists like them?

Iran has a chance to appear more brave than the US. To take a step back.

Some will tell you that the bold are those whom step forward, but how do you know there is ground to stand upon if you step backward? That is the truly courageous act.

Iran can still do the right thing and give up this hopeless, spiteful resistance.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Iran has a chance to appear more brave than the US. To take a step back.

Some will tell you that the bold are those whom step forward, but how do you know there is ground to stand upon if you step backward? That is the truly courageous act.

Iran can still do the right thing and give up this hopeless, spiteful resistance.

Are you retarded?

 

[proteus4994]

Iran has a chance to appear more brave than the US. To take a step back.

Some will tell you that the bold are those whom step forward, but how do you know there is ground to stand upon if you step backward? That is the truly courageous act.

Iran can still do the right thing and give up this hopeless, spiteful resistance.

As Sun Tsu said, "Always interrupt your enemy while they're making a mistake. In fact, that's really the best time to give up entirely."

 

[SoyBoyCaliphate]

Iran has a chance to appear more brave than the US. To take a step back.

Some will tell you that the bold are those whom step forward, but how do you know there is ground to stand upon if you step backward? That is the truly courageous act.

Iran can still do the right thing and give up this hopeless, spiteful resistance.

I know that you are trolling but even then I could agree if it wasn't for the fact that they will literally just get bombed again in 6 months. If it was just the US, Iran could reasonably believe that they could let this go and Americans will eventually move on to idk bomb Mexico or something. The issue is that Israël will never ever move on. So the US won't.

 

[World in Scarlet]

The 2026 Anti-Terrorism Strategy of the US is 16 pages of worthless partisan slop.
Trump praised on every page. Nothing but twitter botnet talking points: Biden derangement syndrome on full display, he's probably the most named adversary in the whole thing, Europe bad, Trump genius who fixes everything,etc.
Why write something serious when you can suck Trump's cock instead? Terrorism is just a meme.

Radical transgenders are a big terrorist threat and the only victims of terrorism are Catholics and conservatives.

Zero mention of right wing threats anywhere btw. Also, the guy being a tranny activist was debunked but whatever, why not lie.

The Republican-Evangelical alliance killed more Americans than all commie larpers soying out about Hamas on bluesky combined.


Erm, Russia? Good thing Trump doesn't read anything, or someone would get purged.


Europe bad slop, "willful decline" describes the US perfectly, but not Europe, and "common sense and reality-based" are the opposite of MAGA.

Of course when they say "common sense" what they mean is "all facts and arguments contradict me, so I can only vaguely gesture towards gut feeling to justify myself."

https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-USCT-Strategy-1.pdf

 

[Captain Syrup]

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This is still Brandon's best line

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1/3 of Americans still support one of the most stupid and pointless wars ever.

Independent voter Kevin Dixon, 66, said he believes Trump's efforts in Iran were "something that needed to be done."

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I go by vibes and then retroactively brush off facts that don't support those vibes.



Levin will call anyone he doesn't like a "Soviet-style" bureaucrat. Not worth rebutting.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Project Freedom off to a hot start

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Give me your 'tarded masses yearning to breathe farts

Imagine fuckin up a war with Iran so badly fucking Saudi Arabia, sworn enemy of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard is forcing you to give up just to make the pain stop.

 

[Pedophobe]

Imagine fuckin up a war with Iran so badly fucking Saudi Arabia, sworn enemy of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard is forcing you to give up just to make the pain stop.

This is so unprecedented I can barely believe it's real.