Aster sleeps for 37 hours.
Aster is going to have to move all her stuff into storage on her own. She's concerned about fundraising.
Somebody comments on Aster's Tumblr gofundme post telling her to stay in a shelter to avoid abuse for her own safety. Aster gets upset.
Aster goes to the ER for bad ouchies.
They tell her everything is fine. Aster insists on getting her tube changed.
Aster goes to get a smoothie from Panera so she doesn't kill herself. She's justified in spending the money because there's a pill stuck in her throat.
Aster's piss tubing gets stuck on her wheelchair joystick and makes her slam herself into the bathroom door.
She also spent too much time at Panera, and she fails to pick up her antibiotics for at least another 24 hours because of her sleep schedule.
Aster is super serious about killing herself and is making PLANS guys. PLANS. But she won't do it because she loves her brother so much.
It's Aster's birthday! She considers skipping another day of antibiotics as a gift to herself.
Aster has blood in her pee.
Aster has to get a brand new electric wheelchair because her mom won't let her bring the bedbug-infested one into the house.
Aster is vague about her own abuse towards her mom. She is very specific about what her mom has done to her.
Aster's catheter is blocked, and she has almost peed her pants twice today (in the regular manner). But bladder no worky!
Aster isn't happy with either her mom or her dad.
Aster asks for benzos in preparation for staying with her mom.
Aster writes about how tragic her life is
Aster fights with her mom while they're out for her birthday. She's mad at Sunny for blaming her.
She's mad at her mom
Aster recalls her therapist threatening to report
her to CPS for kicking her mom in front of Sunny. Aster then fled to a domestic violence shelter. Everyone is out to get Aster.
Aster is afraid that she is suffering from malnutrition
And she's sure that her SPC is infected
Aster complains about her mom more. Her mom says that Aster "tricked" her into thinking that Aster was in the hospital for something that wasn't an SPC, or something. She wants Aster to try to pee on her own.
Aster freely admits to being able to pee, but says she can't empty her bladder all the way. So she definitely needs the SPC for life.
Aster's mom thinks Aster has mUnChAuSeNs
Aster seethes about someone who told her she was spending money frivolously because she bought a pair of purple headphones to replace her perfectly good blue headphones. This was actually a great purchase.
Aster is at more than 50 alters
Aster decides she's allergic to silicone
Aster believes she has been diagnosed with regular orthostatic hypotension in addition to POTS. She's very happy.
More gastroparesis musings
Aster almost pisses herself again
Aster almost gets scammed
Aster gets her tube changed. She likes the new one better.
Aster's EDS-friendly urologist tells her that her bladder is hypotonic, not atonic. She suggests botox if Aster's bladder spasms become more of an issue.
The next day, Aster decides she doesn't like her tube.
She wants to go to the ER for a latex SPC
Aster randomly takes some old antibiotics.
And her urologist tells her to come in again.
Aster guilts her friend, who is talking to other people. She makes posts like this many times over the next month, but they're uninteresting, so I won't include them.
Aster says the antibiotics have helped.
Aster gets a job as a weekend nanny. (This never comes up again.)
And Aster's uber driver offers to help her move.
Aster tears her picc dressing and asks to get it changed. They say they can't send anyone because it's a holiday, but Aster insists.
They send someone but Aster hadn't showered yet, so she sends him away.
Aster wants to kill herself
Aster prepares for a busy day
She wants to speak with a homeless agency
Aster decides to hire someone to help her move, even though she knows it'll spread bedbugs
Aster misses another nursing visit
And has a meltdown
Aster is certain she has nutcracker syndrome
Aster tears her picc dressing again
Her nursing company chews her out even though it's THEIR fault Aster isn't ever showered and ready for a dressing change when they come.
Aster wants to get another port, this time with a material that isn't silicone.
Aster wants to punch her mom in the face really hard
Aster hopes that she'll get her own room when she goes to a DV shelter because of her special needs
Aster damages her relationship with her mom and is uninvited from her home.
Aster's roommates still hate her
Aster is fundraising for an Airbnb and is almost done moving
Aster's roommate doesn't leave the broom out. This FORCES her to purchase $38 of cleaning supplies.
Aster also reveals that she is violating the lease by having a cat.
Aster's Airbnb fundraiser is doing well, so she decides to put off going to a domestic violence shelter.
Aster's roommate asks her to clean the bathroom. Aster asks to swap for the kitchen because she can't bend down to clean the tub. The roommate agrees.
Aster doesn't clean the kitchen. The roommate asks Aster to clean the microwave. Aster explains why she can't do that and rants about her roommate online.
Aster leaves before the house is clean. Her roommates unsuccessfully try to guilt her into helping more.
Aster decides to lie about being injured so she can get out of it.
Aster fucks up her ubers and has to carry her 3 tubs of things an entire block to her Airbnb.
Aster's shoulder is out. It looks to me like she just squished her arm fat to the front.
Aster seeks medical care and gets mocked. They don't understand how high Aster's pain tolerance is.
But Aster gets a cute sling and is happy
And Aster is always right.
My urine looks like pespi colaaa 
