🤝 Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Elysian]

Found a couple who say they are DID and autistic and live as "littles" non stop together demanding that everyone treat them as such. They are in UK and get all the government stuff they want. They got a day program for extremely delayed adults to let them roleplay there.
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Chelsea 2.0:
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I love pretending-to-be-retarded munchies like these, they’re so much more interesting than the combo platter girlies.

 

[Moldy Loaf Of Bread]

The only thing I can think of off the top of my head is getting takotsubo cardiomyopathy (known as "broken heart syndrome" as it commonly happens after a stressful life event like a break up), but most people recover fine after a couple of months. Technically it is a type of heart failure, but it's not like terminal by any means.

Correct - Takotsubo event is also known as Broken Heart Syndrome, because the acute onset of severe stress causes the heart muscles to become damaged. Devastating life events like the death of a loved one can cause it.

‘Takotsubo’ is Japanese for ‘Octopus Pot’ that fishermen use to catch octopi. BHS is known as Takotsubo because it typically presents as one of the chambers of the heart weakening significantly, so it ends up bulging outwards instead of constricting when it beats, resulting in the chamber being shaped exactly like an octopus pot.

 

[large_farva]

drop her username, i'm curious and have a thing for tiktok munchies

www.tiktok.com/@whatev4ever
Her name is Kaleigh. The two service dogs thing really bugs me. I don't understand.

 

[JacksSenseOfDread]

www.tiktok.com/@whatev4ever
Her name is Kaleigh. The two service dogs thing really bugs me. I don't understand.

Just opened that page, and the difference between her profile pic and her videos is...wow lol

 

[Reddit Refugee]

I generally avoid seeking out spoonies in the wild but Sydney Anne Bennett (The Anne Girl) slipped through. Bugs me for so many reasons but mostly how this FND/PNES content creator's toddler is learning to mimic mother's behaviour and secondly how PNES is meant to be without aura or prodrome.
Girl will set up cameras, stop what she is doing, inform her baby, lie down for a seizure as if she is an epileptic then post online for everyone to coo and laugh at the baby girl. When the toddler steals the moment and makes it about herself Sydney Anne forgets about her planned seizure and tells the girl to go ahead.
Again the baby is constantly mimicking mother by playing with her mobility aid. Please just give her a baby doll. Why do you want this for your children? MBP in the making.

edit: sorry @The Judean People's Front you posted her a week ago and I missed it and also was too foolish to use the search function:

Speaking of feeling rage towards fakers who brought kids into their shitshow, theanne_girl Sydney Anne posted this:


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So glad this person cares for small children. Very small children. I truly hope that when the camera is off she stops pretending to be this weak/unstable. I know, rainbows.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Wouldn't usually post about Katrina Wolterstorff my_fight_against_fnd again so soon, but holy crap.

0:22

The insanity of that room. Is that even safe? Imagine a fire ripping through there. And the power chair. Setting aside the fact that I cannot get over the fact that this bitch conned her way into a power chair, she has dolls strapped to the back of it. All those Disney dolls she puts on her Amazon wishlist - apparently this was the vision?

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

The insanity of that room. Is that even safe? Imagine a fire ripping through there. And the power chair. Setting aside the fact that I cannot get over the fact that this bitch conned her way into a power chair, she has dolls strapped to the back of it.

Age regression seems to be a common theme amongst munchies. The need to go back to pastels and dolls to show how heckin quirky they are. Strapping dolls to the back of a wheelchair is mental. She obviously desperately hopes for someone, anyone to interact with her about it.
Again, if your wheelchair is garishly decorated I'm marking you down as a munchie. One of us should write the definitive guide to munchie spotting.

 

[It's Never Leprosy]

I'm thinking all EmmyKatrina's hate towards Mom and Dr Dad is because they dared to put/leave her there. Which, since it's mental and not physical assisted living, is right where she needs to be (Hi, Andi!). I'm sure the other co-habitants are your run of the mill schizophrenics and non violent delusional psychotics. Which, let's be fair, she's taking housing from someone who needs it, but also by virtue of the fact she wants to live like this, imho she needs to be there and not in the real world if that makes sense? Like where else could they put her?

Somebody oughta tie those tubes or do an IUD or something, though. I wonder if her parents could have/have had her declared NCM since they have (presumably) a lifetime's worth of fuckery evidence to prove it's functional.

Also, again...I don't understand that this is how you want to spend your 20s. I'm sure most of us barely remember ours, we were so busy working and loving and living and playing and partying and imagining our futures (naively, but still). This lady goes to a community theatre show and flails around in the back for attention and that's a good time for her? Jesus.

 

[RNTard]

Age regression seems to be a common theme amongst munchies.

she's probably soft launching some age regression OF to fund her assisted living

this bitch conned her way into a power chair,

An ambulatory wheelchair user is such an oxymoron, too disabled to walk, work or live her life independently, yet she'll be dammed if her room is nothing short of Pinterest-perfect. So how did she get those butterflies on the roof and walls?? Seems like she's pretty well independent with ADLs when she needs to be. That "decorated commode" genuinely is a fetish.

 

[Reddit Refugee]

That "decorated commode" genuinely is a fetish.

How often do you think that deco paper gets wiped down?

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Age regression seems to be a common theme amongst munchies. The need to go back to pastels and dolls to show how heckin quirky they are.

She gets SUPER mad, too, when anyone points out her obvious age regression kink. According to Katrina Emmy, liking pink (and bows and stuffies and princess dolls and literally making someone feed and toilet you) isn't age regression. She just likes pink, ok? /Sneed

How often do you think that deco paper gets wiped down?

She does change the duct tape wrap every so often (she's posted video of it) but I think it's more for aesthetic reasons than hygiene. She also glues rhinestones to it and puts stickers all over it. Gross.

she's probably soft launching some age regression OF to fund her assisted living

I do think Katrina has some huge baggage around dating/sex. She's posted previously about how hard dating is for her (go fuckin figure). I'd post it here, but video upload seems to be having a moment. Here's the link though, for anyone with a 'gram.

I'm of the belief that munchies usually give away their reasons for munching, and Katrina recently had these captions on a video:


I suspect that like lots of munchies before her, Katrina was an annoying "normal" person who had trouble making friends and getting dates. She's mentioned the woes of trying to attract men or even make friends so much that I have to think something happened prior to the munch-out. My armchair guess is that a romantic rejection/friend group ice-out led to the munchie decision to Nope out of adult life.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Look who commented on one of Hannah's recent tweets






Circling back to Ace, she thanked people that funded her Amazon wheelchair



Has been livetweeting her car trips and cooking attempts, as usual. Often mentions how she must be "well medicated" (even if it's just a joint) to do anything. Something as simple as getting a Dr Pepper at the Taco Bell drive thru or using a Crockpot is too painful to persevere through otherwise

Spoiler: full photo

Spoiler: for length

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Wants a stealth cabinet so she can store more pot in her house




Has been thinking more about parenting. Decided that she will never let her child in public school so that he would her happy baby forever






When she's not mad about her parents, she's mad about doctors (and anti masking). Admits that she'd rather overwork "good" doctors if it keeps "bigots and abusers" from murdering her for being disabled in hospital





Reminder that when she means "good" doctors, she generally means black ones, as those are the only ones she trusts. Hence why she went off about white doctors after watching a TikTok where a former nurse alleges that she witnessed a doctor deliberately injuring a black woman so that a student could learn how to stitch up birthing injuries






She's very proud of that graphic

Spoiler: hello eyestrain my old friend

Just lots of thoughts about anti-black racism. Especially about that man that murdered 8 children (7 being his own) in Louisiana a few days ago. She's from the Shreveport area and knows he was driven to it due to "economic torture" black people have endured since the Antebellum era




She really thinks that Communism would've saved those kids, huh?




Not posting more of her Sinophilia today. In lieu, here is something more lighthearted: a couple examples of her great critical thinking skills, featuring what came up after a five second google search for both







Since one could recap what Ace blathered about forever, will close with her review of bamboo toilet paper (and how it relates to her shitting while autistic; this is the Munchie thread)

 

[Der Doppelgänger]

Has been thinking more about parenting. Decided that she will never let her child in public school so that he would her happy baby forever

She says that now, but once that kid gets in the middle of her smoke sessions or inconveniences her, she's going to ship them off to public school at the drop of a hat. All it takes is one day of her having a 'flare up' or being 'overstimulated' with a toddler, and POOF.

I'm going to also theorize that the child will likely require SpEd services if Ace is some flavor of neurodivergent, which includes its own challenges that Ace cannot possibly handle if they can't deal with Monday morning traffic.

 

[Reddit Refugee]

witnessed a doctor deliberately injuring a black woman so that a student could learn how to stitch up birth injuries

If this actually happened and this went to social media allegations before reported normally the witness is entirely complicit and culpable as an accessory. There are no records of this happening outside some medfluencer's content farming.

 

[Otterly]

Some of them think that every sound their joints make is a "dislocation." If their hip makes a popping sound as they rise from a seated position, they'll say that the hip or knee "dislocated" (or "subluxated" if they actually understand medical terminology.)

They’ll enjoy ageing. You get out of bed and put your feet on the floor and it sounds like gunfire.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

I want to see the non binary genderqueer munchie deported to a communist country so she can experience what she covets.
Something tells me it would be a learning experience for her.

Also, munchies claiming that smoking weed is essential medicine is vexing me.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Ace is 100% smoking IN the car with the baby. You can see his car seat behind her head with a blanket pulled over the top. That plus she's claiming "total smoke containment" using a micro CRbox (one of those air purifiers with filters on 4/5 sides and a fan pulling air through them). She's smoking weed in the car and then counting on her lil air purifier to stop the baby from being exposed

Also @hey god it's me again was spot on:

I'm super curious about the other residents, but won't overly phonebook them unless it's funny.

 

[FreeFlirty]

She says that now, but once that kid gets in the middle of her smoke sessions or inconveniences her, she's going to ship them off to public school at the drop of a hat.

I really hope this is true, because it honestly seems like blaring red sirens for MPB intentions. Wanting to keep her kid out of school so it can be her baby forever? Big yikes. But then again, I do get the impression the baby is still very small and in that not-doing-much phase of life, so they probably really vibe on that. Hopefully it gets to go to school and be away from her screeching about the communist vision of buying better toilet paper.

I want to see the non binary genderqueer munchie deported to a communist country so she can experience what she covets.

She thinks it's all free houses and Chinese Finger Traps.

 

[It's Never Leprosy]

Great news guys, Tilly got her 'decompression' surgery in Germany! I keep reading and re reading her explanation of what they're telling her they've done and I'm not sure if she doesn't understand or I don't or what, but...

Mummy and Olly Oxford are both there.

Her post op post is incredible, though. She sounds, idk, aroused or something by all this.



I can't figure out what the fuck she's had done. If it was a reroute, what was the original obstruction? And is she claiming she's resistant to NMBAs/succinylcholine with the 'my muscles won't relax' thing? Can we get an anesthetist sperg if that's even physically possible? I know it's intentional but goddamn she's obtuse...

Thousands of words and zero actual info. Never change, Tillymuffin.

 

[brooky]

If this actually happened and this went to social media allegations before reported normally the witness is entirely complicit and culpable as an accessory. There are no records of this happening outside some medfluencer's content farming.

I actually kind of believe this happened, or at least that it could have...

But I don't get what capitalism has to do with it. Doctors can be egomaniacs and the "experience hunting" she mentions would still exist in a different economic system.