💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[he who has thus come/gone]

Almost every court out there engages in forced settlement or mediation proceedings. Even bankruptcy case appeals have required mediation in many federal circuits. The point of them is to defray costs of litigation on the judiciary and the parties. The fact that he's complaining about this as if it's some novel travesty he's being uniquely subjected to really underlies the fact that he really has no experience as an attorney. And that's putting aside the truly gay complaint about the court's order. Really shows that he was never really a lawyer, just a guy who graduated from law school.

 

[Petty Bitch]

The sunglasses... the hair product... the off-kilter tie and dress shirt... it's all so familiar. This is what confirmed it for me.

I mean, this is one picture and he is outside wearing sunglasses. I think it is a little preemptive to be jumping to any conclusions.

 

[That's not TRUE]

I've never known anyone who misses as many life-altering events as Nick does. Court dates, mortgage payments, drug tests, his job... Its like the world revolves around him.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

I mean, this is one picture and he is outside wearing sunglasses. I think it is a little preemptive to be jumping to any conclusions.

Not if the conclusion is funny.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I mean, this is one picture and he is outside wearing sunglasses. I think it is a little preemptive to be jumping to any conclusions.

You might be new to this game, kid, but with Rekieta you start theorizing with the presupposition that he is an embarrassing cuck. Sooner or later he ends up admitting it, as he did with his child testing positive for cocaine, or he admits to something even worse, like when he told us he chokeslammed his son.

 

[That's not TRUE]

The sunglasses... the hair product... the off-kilter tie and dress shirt... it's all so familiar. This is what confirmed it for me.

Does he also park cars for a living? This would explain nick's outfit.

 

[Folgers Can]

Nick you had since FEBRUARY 23RD to seek a continuance. Why have you only submitted it now?

Filing it at the last minute, for something that's been plaguing him for weeks is a red flag

That's just because you suffer from the Myopia of Karenfarming, as all the cool kids in the NLO audience get to know the super-sekreet insider info about some mysterious goings-on "behind the scenes" that did not "allow" Nick to file that continuance request until the end of March even if he wanted to:

2:47

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While it's encouraging to see so much of the chat in revolt at the attorneys as though they might next start blaming the man that hired them, and while it's always funny to hear Moody openly call Nick a "douchebag," the first rule is nothing ever happens, and all the pipe dreams about the "Snakening" will forever give way to the time-tested Nobody Likes Mushrooms M.O.: feed them shit and keep them in the dark.

 

[FookinShoite]

You know what you do with a wild animal that can't be tamed? You put it down.

In memory of the skunk that Nick trapped, half-drowned, then full drowned.

 

[Generic Misc]

Where did you find this analysis? Surely not in the hundreds of hours of Nick talking about intimate details of Aaron's life, sharing of pictures stolen from Aaron's private cloud drives, bringing up his Penis, or even hauling a fucking fridge he brought to their swinging to NAMBLAmania in 2025?

I'm sorry, but what?

The issue for Aaron is that, looking at the evidence he provided, a reasonable person could consider Nick's insults and conduct as failing to reach the threshold of restrainable. Accessing Aaron's account is the strongest evidence, but assuming the judge accepts it was Nick, it may still fail to justify a restraint because the risk of further 'hacks' has been eliminated already without a HRO. Nick is and was an arsehole, but talking shit and being at places the applicant has been at isn't really a strong case - a judge could reasonably determine these things to be ill advised, harassment in nature, potentially illegal if proven, but decline to impose a court ordered restraint. For example, Nick's conduct has been arguably worse since the TRO was granted but no enforcement action has been taken - if similar conduct isn't sufficient to breach the current TRO, it stands to reason that it may not be enough to justify the HRO.

The issue for Nick is that his conduct has painted Aaron's evidence in the strongest possible light. His steadfast refusal to stop engaging in harassment type conduct, even in the face of judicial sanction, supports the view that Nick is unhinged and Aaron is worthy of protection. For example, Nick accessing Aaron's account looks more likely, calculated, malicious, and indicative of future conduct because of Nick's actions post the TRO application.

The problem then is White and company's only duty would be to Melton, at which point they'd probably tell Melton to burn Nick to the ground. He needs control of Melton via the lawyers -- sort of like how he tried to be April and Kayla's lawyer despite being a co-defendant.

The issue for White & Co is that if they determine burning Nick to be in Melton's best interests, they wouldn't be in a position to represent Melton anymore because of their previous representation of Nick. They can't advise Melton to do anything to Nick because they have privileged information about Nick they should disclose to Melton but can't because of their client relationship with Nick. It's a complete shitshow and I hope if/when Melton loses he sues his lawyers.

It is my dream to phonebook TUGSIMP but I don't have the time to search at length.
She's a white woman in her 40-50's in Birmingham, UK, which despite being sandnigger central is about 35,000 women.

Fuck me. If she's from Birmingham just be grateful we only have to read her ramblings and not listen to her voice.

 

[LiquidKid]

Join Rekieta as he marks one year sober!​

Sober.mp4

Looks like the finasteride and minoxidil are working

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Rekieta vs Mersh is fucking hilarious ngl
Wall of text from not-a-lawyer Nick vs Mersh one liner killshotting him over and over again. And the walls of text WITH CAPITALS OH MY GOD YOUR SO STUPD I CANT EVE N GAH vs calm short posts on X.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Nick is clearly skinwalking as April's new man.

YWNBARE

You will never be a real Evan. You have no beard, you have no hairline, you have no military credentials. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and faggotry into a crude mockery of Evan's reflection.

All the “support” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Clients are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of litigation have allowed clients to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even failures who “pass” speak uncanny and unnatural to a client. Your case structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a client in court with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, ineffectual lawfare.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with just your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a failed lawyer is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably cucked.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[That's not TRUE]

Rekieta vs Mersh is fucking hilarious ngl
Wall of text from not-a-lawyer Nick vs Mersh one liner killshotting him over and over again. And the walls of text WITH CAPITALS OH MY GOD YOUR SO STUPD I CANT EVE N GAH vs calm short posts on X.

Mersh is streaming now about how Rekieta is a spaz

 

[Vibralldo]

Mersh is streaming now about how Rekieta is a spaz

This is some inception level shit.

 

[Dee Reynolds]

I'm ashamed and disgusted that I remember this, but last year the story was that Aaron was 'ashamed to be naked because of his penis being crooked'. I remember Nick calling into Melton's show, and Melton egging him on to talk about it.

This year, the stories and anecdote's are the exact same, but the penis has been demoted from crooked to small.

He can't keep up with his own lies.
He's like Bob Durst.

Also, this whole message is fucking haram, and I feel like I need a shower now.

two middle aged men in the same room walking around with their junk out in the open is weird AF to me. same can be said about the women tbh but for some reason that’s more socially acceptable.

The way Nick speaks, it’s as if he expected Aaron to have a hard on out in the open or some shit. “Crooked dick / kick stand/ grower vs shower / etc.

Then Aaron texting another dude about his dick, it’s all too much. I’m ready for this chapter of cock watching to come to a close.

 

[Lt Saavik]

I’m ready for this chapter of cock watching to come to a close

I'm stealing this for my profile.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Aaron had already testified, and nick is burning everything down. He needs to sit back and let the game clock run down. Then he wins.

Is it because she's a European that she doesn't understand what I mean? I thought it was pretty clear.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

The issue for Aaron is that, looking at the evidence he provided, a reasonable person could consider Nick's insults and conduct as failing to reach the threshold of restrainable.

I'll push back on that. A Judge already did, when granting the TRO. To defeat that, Nick either needs to show Aaron lied in the application or that Aaron has another motive for the HRO. Considering Aaron didn't actually lie, Nick's focus should always have been on the motive and that Aaron isn't really feeling threatened.

 

[Strix454]

Is it because she's a European that she doesn't understand what I mean? I thought it was pretty clear.

She is crazy and she is also seeing things through the lens of the Nick narrative. The Nick lens suggested earlier in the week that Aaron's "holding the ball and running out the clock" was some sort of proof that Aaron was deliberately delaying the HRO trial (whereas Nick was fighting for it to happen as quickly as possible).

This woman took what Nick said and took it a step back to you. So you are now part of the massive imaginary plot by Aaron which has endlessly delayed the HRO trial against Nick's efforts to make it happen as soon as possible.

Nick lies all the time to his followers and his closest followers live in a bubble of deep unreality. That is what you are seeing here.

 

[Sneed Force One]

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Aaron had already testified, and nick is burning everything down. He needs to sit back and let the game clock run down. Then he wins.
Is it because she's a European that she doesn't understand what I mean? I thought it was pretty clear.

Even Europeans understand your intent, she's just a dumb bitch.


False, he's a cuckold who screamed at his wife getting her back blown out in his own marriage bed.