🧊 IP2 Johnny Somali / Ramsey Khalid Ismael - Banned YouTuber, Banned Twitch Streamer, Banned Kick Streamer, Disruptive nigger who was arrested many times in Asia

How will this trial end for Johnny Somali?

  • Manual labor, welcome the cabbage field motherfucker!

    Votos: 523 62.3%
  • Ends up some criminals girlfriend.

    Votos: 176 21.0%
  • Punching bag for the entire cell block.

    Votos: 292 34.8%
  • Dies trying to escape.

    Votos: 87 10.4%
  • God is dead, he walks away free.

    Votos: 111 13.2%

  • Total de votantes
    840
For everyone howling that 6 months isn't enough (and boy oh boy, do I agree), one has to remember...

This boy is a massively retarded niggerfaggot whose braincells are occupied with the laborious task of operating his diaphragm so he continues breathing and reminding him to blink every now and again. Even if he were locked away for 12 years, he wouldn't learn anything as he doesn't have any synapses available for tasks outside of being a whiny bitch. Length of time won't make a difference.

I am praying for 6 months of sleeping on the floor next to the shitter and being kicked in the head constantly by people 'not seeing him' as they goes to piss in the middle of the night, though.
 
Apparently they try to house non Korean inmates with other non koreans but there's such a population problem he's probably going to be in a cell with 10 or more inmates who will most certainly get sick of his shit fast.
That's normal but they're not doing that for him. That's a courtesy for the sake of international relations. This is a special case and they're sending this nigger to normal prison, not the special cushy international prison.
He is not going into GenPop. He is very likely going to be in protective custody when not working, and will probably have a guard set to watch and make sure he's not fucked with any way that results in the infirmary.
Yeah but they're still going to do the shit like force him to be in a stress position for hours without moving and getting smacked around. Even if he is in gen pop he isn't going to get shanked. They don't put up with that kind of shit in Korea.

It may be only six months, but other than it being pretty much guaranteed he gets out alive without his asshole any more blown out than it is already, he's not going to have a good time. This isn't going to be American jail where you just get to hang out with your homies from the hood and torment white people.

So while I'm not outright orgasmic about this result, I'm at least partly satisfied after seeing assholes like this completely get away with it over and over again. I can't really blame Second Korea for balancing their interests in punishing this bulb headed nigger and wanting to flush him out of their country like the turd he is as soon as possible.
Either job will be eternal Hell for a lazy nigger like Ramsay.
People are really underestimating how hellish it will be for this nigger to have to work.
If we lived on a civilized world they would have dragged the nigger to the public square and whipped him, and perhaps followed by a session of buck breaking from a fellow negroid.
I think a sadistic Korean dom who looks like Van Darkholme would be more appropriate.
Stinky nigger smell all day will make him a very unpopular guest and he may not have a single person to speak to because of the language barrier.
I'm pretty sure one thing all prisons in the world share in common, regardless of culture, is that the one thing you will absolutely get the shit beaten out of you for is stinking and being filthy. Watch Larry Lawton's prison videos about this. He dispels a lot of the myths about prison, like the ass rape and random shankings, but the one guaranteed way to get your ass kicked is not to bathe. (He did some hard time for being a prolific jewel thief.)
gulag style rock smashing
BREAKIN ROCKS IN THE HOT SUN
I FOUGHT KOREA AND
KOREA WON
I FOUGHT KOREA AND
KOREA WON
 
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For everyone howling that 6 months isn't enough (and boy oh boy, do I agree), one has to remember...

This boy is a massively retarded niggerfaggot whose braincells are occupied with the laborious task of operating his diaphragm so he continues breathing and reminding him to blink every now and again. Even if he were locked away for 12 years, he wouldn't learn anything as he doesn't have any synapses available for tasks outside of being a whiny bitch. Length of time won't make a difference.

I am praying for 6 months of sleeping on the floor next to the shitter and being kicked in the head constantly by people 'not seeing him' as they goes to piss in the middle of the night, though.
We also got to watch South Korea keep postponing his court cases as long as they could for the last couple of years making him depend on people and beg for money and pity, and keeping hi stuck in korea while all his electronics were taken for evidence.

Since he'll likely be going to prison with other Koreans and was found with CP, with luck, maybe his sentence will be even shorter. Then again he's a young guy with a fresh unmangled asshole too, if he plays his cards right he can be someone's whore.
 
For everyone howling that 6 months isn't enough (and boy oh boy, do I agree), one has to remember...

This boy is a massively retarded niggerfaggot whose braincells are occupied with the laborious task of operating his diaphragm so he continues breathing and reminding him to blink every now and again. Even if he were locked away for 12 years, he wouldn't learn anything as he doesn't have any synapses available for tasks outside of being a whiny bitch. Length of time won't make a difference.

I am praying for 6 months of sleeping on the floor next to the shitter and being kicked in the head constantly by people 'not seeing him' as they goes to piss in the middle of the night, though.
I hear you but a longer sentence would bring the message home that those who disrespect Korea and Koreans, especially the 'comfort women', will pay, in spades, no pun intended.

During 39 months in the country the thought of disrespecting either South Korea or the South Korean people never even came to mind, even with a few beers under the belt. And it doesn't for the vast, vast majority of those visiting or stationed there, just utter fuckwagons like Somali. Personally wouldn't mind going back but health problems prohibit leaving the USA.

And I wouldn't be so sure he will be incarcerated with Koreans, suggest he will be locked up with other foreigners, get visits from the Embassy, etc.
 
and was found with CP,
Da fuck? Okay Ramsay's a fucking nigger POS but let's not let false facts get mixed in the narrative.

He was never found with CP, the charges (still pending) of child sexual harassment come from him playing loud "pay me $5 and say whatever you want on my lifestream" soundbites of Korean speakers saying "I want to fuck kids" or something of the like by members of his audience in a kids amusement park while he claims he has no control over what his audience is saying, and lying that he can't turn it down when asked by park employees. There were I think other bits where he played messages like that directly without it being a streamer audience soundbite and evidence that he stated something like 'let's mess with these kids's minds' or something before playing them. I don't recall if this is the same or a seperate time and date or park.

I don't recall all the details but CP was never in the picture.
 
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I think (and my thinkins are worth just as little as everyone else's LOL) the sentence was so low because the judge said BongBong wasn't that "shamed" by the deep fake. In Korea, that thing was serious because showing people kissing passionately is implying they're having sex. But BongBong laughed and showed it on her own channel.

I could be way wrong, of course. I never thought Johnny would get 3 years, but I did think he'd get one. Anyway, fuck him sideways.
 
I think (and my thinkins are worth just as little as everyone else's LOL) the sentence was so low because the judge said BongBong wasn't that "shamed" by the deep fake. In Korea, that thing was serious because showing people kissing passionately is implying they're having sex. But BongBong laughed and showed it on her own channel.

I could be way wrong, of course. I never thought Johnny would get 3 years, but I did think he'd get one. Anyway, fuck him sideways.
Could be the case. Also, no one bought that this broke, uncharismatic manlet could land himself a woman. A man is a different story but a woman no.
 
Then again he's a young guy with a fresh unmangled asshole too, if he plays his cards right he can be someone's whore.
Smally is such a tissue soft pussy, so he'll be the sweest bitch in the prison.

After he leaves, the taste of stale buttholes, kim chi, and gook jizz will forever linger on his tongue.
 
BREAKIN ROCKS IN THE HOT SUN
I FOUGHT KOREA AND
KOREA WON
I FOUGHT KOREA AND
KOREA WON
I NEEDED MONEY CUZ I HAZ NONE
I FOUGHT KOREA AND KOREA WON
I FOUGHT KOREA AND KOREA WON
I LEFT MY HANKY AND IT FEELS SO BAD
I GUESS MY RACE IS SCUM
HE'S THE BEST DICK THAT I EVER HAD
I FOUGHT KOREA AND KOREA WON
I FOUGHT KOREA AND KOREA WON
HARASSING PEOPLE WITH A DEAD FISH
I FOUGHT KOREA AND KOREA WON
I FOUGHT KOREA AND KOREA WON
I LOST MY HANK AND I LOST MY FUN
I FOUGHT KOREA AND KOREA WON
I FOUGHT KOREA AND KOREA WON.

(Where's an AIbro when we need someone to put this to music?)
 
Only 6 months of prison labor is bullshit. Should’ve been a couple of years. He’s not gonna learn a thing.

Give it time. People like him are retarded and fuck up so bad, it wouldn't be believable if it was written into a movie script.

Ive seen people turn a 365 county bid into a 5 year sentence because they were bullied into hiding someone else's contraband.
 
I hope they all miss the toilet and piss on him instead.

I mean I wish that for all IRL streamers that act out in public but Johnny was so... arrogant about the whole thing that he deserves some extra punishment.
I can say as someone who works janitorial. You’d be surprised at how may dudes dunno how to aim their piss laser. He’s definitely getting golden shower’d on a nightly basis if they make him sleep next to the toilet.
 
I wonder if the prosecution will appeal the verdict or just go "well, he gets 6 months in a normal prison so fuck him" And if the additional district charges go through he might get another penalty slapped on with more prison time and maybe a prolonged sex offender registry. His next 5 years will be fun as that entry will follow him everywhere: travel options, searching for a place to live and so on. And I doubt most people will look deep into what he was exactly penalized for
 
Ive seen people turn a 365 county bid into a 5 year sentence because they were bullied into hiding someone else's contraband.

You’re absolutely right but I suspect South Koreans have a lower rate of contraband than New World prisons.

Same with all the mutts law about him getting raped. That really only happens to child molesters and very weak effeminate inmates. There’s enough willing faggots and even troons in prisons now that people looking to do gay shit don’t have to look too hard. I really doubt the booty bandits are going to find him particularly desirable anyways.
 
I wonder if the prosecution will appeal the verdict or just go "well, he gets 6 months in a normal prison so fuck him" And if the additional district charges go through he might get another penalty slapped on with more prison time and maybe a prolonged sex offender registry. His next 5 years will be fun as that entry will follow him everywhere: travel options, searching for a place to live and so on. And I doubt most people will look deep into what he was exactly penalized for
The sex offender registry is expected to follow Johnny back to the US, which he will have trouble leaving. He'll be in international databases even if he fails to register on his own.

It won't be hard for people to look up what he actually did, but you're right, most people won't bother. They'll see sex offender, his stupid light bulb head, and assume he fucked kids probably.

Johnny is being covered by mainstream news now. A search reveals NBC News, The Guardian, BBC, ABC, USA Today, local FOX stations, and many more.

I mentioned local FOX stations. Fox 10 Phoenix has a combined headline that shows the priorities of people in Arizona.

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