🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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Hold on... This fat bastard really said he needs 1 fucking sauce pack for at least 2-3 chicken nuggets?
Not even sauce, but straight honey. Every nugget from his 20 pack gets an extra 25 calories added onto it. That brings the 20 pack up from 830 calories to 1330. You know he's getting a large fry and soda as well at the very least. I'm sure around the holidays he loads up on those holiday creampies too.
 
Dumb VS lazy. Combined is deadly.

The comments Hamboned has made about how he needs a schedule and doesn't like leaving on trips makes it sound like he's autistic.

Being stupid on camera and getting paid - is this his stimming?



He's lazy and has a sense of entitlement. To him the Twitch gig is just turning on the camera, play a game, and talk. And JUST turn on a camera, play a game and talk is rather low effort.

Just like his 10 min long outrage videos are. Hamboned understands his time and material on YouTube is not working like it used to and needs to pivot to something else. Twitch was a pivot attempt and because it didn't result in buckets of cash with no effort it got left behind. (Hamboned might have also gotten a note from Twitch staff about the peeing conduct...no known data to support such a conclusion.)

The birthday card post has a list of names wishing him a happy birthday. Huck and 5 other names appear to be the animals. (Cats giving a damn would show somekind of stockholm syndrome?) Heather is listed along with Brandon.

Is Brandon why Hamboned claims to be "The Internet's Beard" along with why he's not consummated the marriage?

Is a Hamboned sex cult is why he needs a beard compound?
This guy is is going to get his whole swinger group exposed while PPP is drinking margs om the beach
 
Hearing the horse story and I have an immense suspicion that he's referring to source film maker shit that went around 2015 or so. Once Overwatch hit the SFM community it rapidly degenerated into pornography, which is probably a comorbidity of it also becoming filled with troons. Or maybe some other kind of "legal-only-because-no-one-expected-it" sort of shit.

So to be clear, While Jer is married and in his 30s he is either cranking it to what is most likely an actual Cartel horse show, or a low quality model of tracer vibrating against a static png of a horse.

This is what I am penning as "Schrodingers Jer", where he is so fucking weird and gross he exists in a superposition between pathetically horrific and horrifically pathetic.
 
100% this is Adam Sellers pushing Jer to flag, the timeline matches perfectly. The outstanding question is why. I tend to agree he was worried about this hurting his ability to continue swinging, but also if that didn't stop the Rekeitas from swinging (I'm not sure if it did or did not) I doubt this would stop the Jewbull
Right, which makes you wonder what was being dug up in relation to Adam Sellers that made him flip out so hard that hooked up with his cuck to self immolate on the internet, to open both of them up to potential litigation. We all know that talking about Adam Sellers is when the discussion is most over the target. How much do we know about Adam Sellers arrest records or the reports about what are alleged to have happened? Do we have details of his crimes that are out there? Or why his family members have restraining orders out on him? What is this greasy degenerate trying so desperately to keep people from finding out beyond what is already out there?
 
bullying of her husband and children
I mean kids are cruel and "hey I heard your mom's boss is a cuck does that mean your dad is too? yo mama a ho?" will 100% happen, specially if she stays attached to Jer as he keeps falling into the abyss.
But even if it breaks containment around her husband I don't see coworkers directly asking him "hey I heard your wife's boss is a cuck does that mean you are too? yo wife a ho?" even if they may think that, grown ups have more boundaries.
 
There entire conversation about trump getting dog-piled for his meme was amazing.

All of it was just a metaphor for what there going through right now. Ill try and cut it after there done.
 
Not even sauce, but straight honey. Every nugget from his 20 pack gets an extra 25 calories added onto it. That brings the 20 pack up from 830 calories to 1330. You know he's getting a large fry and soda as well at the very least. I'm sure around the holidays he loads up on those holiday creampies too.
If he could, he'd be protesting for them to bring back the super sizes
 
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Jer has been alerted to Asmon. Also that 30k viewers didn't seem to show up....
 
I've already got no future in online streaming, thank god.

I'd much rather keep building their nest egg with my real job that does not require me to pal around with Jeremy Hambly.

Yes, and one of the most likely consequences is irl bullying of her husband and children when their colleagues and classmates learn that Hannah Claire swept for a disgraced ex-YouTuber who lost it all after his vile history of beastiality porn and actual cuckoldry went public. She's not doing her family any favors by going down with the SS Chairemy.
you're absolutely correct. Clearly i'm playing devil's advocate. HCB and MM have both made their choice and should face their consequences. They are fucking sweepers regardless of their situations.
 
Right, which makes you wonder what was being dug up in relation to Adam Sellers that made him flip out so hard that hooked up with his cuck to self immolate on the internet, to open both of them up to potential litigation. We all know that talking about Adam Sellers is when the discussion is most over the target. How much do we know about Adam Sellers arrest records or the reports about what are alleged to have happened? Do we have details of his crimes that are out there? Or why his family members have restraining orders out on him? What is this greasy degenerate trying so desperately to keep people from finding out beyond what is already out there?
My answer is what Jer's tax records will show. That audit offer and its reneg got a lot more attention on the Jewbull and Jeremy and it escalated rapidly from there.
 
Ive been trying to see all the other channels cover this as much as possible. Craig from sidescrollers had a bit on it today. Some groomerfist simp sent a super chat in trying to bait him that the kino guys went after him unfairly which they didnt of course.

Craig didnt take the bait so I have to give him credit.
 
I genuinely don't know the game plan for Melanie Mac. I'm not going to cope and say she's not attractive. Thing is, she's like... 40? Girl, clock is ticking and you got 25 years left until you can take out your reduced social security, that's the game plan gonna be? Jer ain't gonna be your tugboat for the next 2 decades; he doesn't have enough money to do it for another 2 years.
I think in a few years she's gonna pull an Idubbz and talk about how "she found empathy" and "realized how toxic conservatives are"
 
People are somewhat surprised Jer has so much pull as to get a channel taken down like that, guy has not been big for a long time.
Jer is into strange sex shit, and the cuck stuff feels like the tip of the iceberg.

Combine those two lines of thinking.
 
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