🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

[Beavis]

"Its too late, Hannah, Child.. you've made your decisions... your life is OVER.. enjoy the Quartering show Prison."

This is how she’s chosen to end things. Enjoy spergatory, child.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Damn i gotta read that

Don't forget he got friendly with Rackets and he was even made a Knight of the Balldo

 

[ThereIsNoFlyingHence]

The team rocket of the right wing.

 

[Common Krait]

Asmondgold has just offered his opinion on Hamplanet. And it was a WHOA BUDDY. Can't clip I'm on my phone. But he basically said Hambone was fucked up for being a flaggot.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Okay here are some Melonie react images. I didn’t do the work the software did so thank programmers not me. If this was 20 years ago and I had to figure out how to do this myself I would be shit out of luck.

Make your own custom Melonie Reacts Thumbails! Try not to be too perverse with it, maybe!

 

[ThereIsNoFlyingHence]

He's "Hard cut alcohol" guys.

 

[Sloppa]

He's "Hard cut alcohol" guys.

No, he's Hard CUCK Alcohol.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Okay here are some Melonie react images. I didn’t do the work the software did so thank programmers not me. If this was 20 years ago and I had to figure out how to do this myself I would be shit out of luck.

Make your own custom Melonie Reacts Thumbails! Try not to be too perverse with it, maybe!

Can she settle on her hairdo?

 

[Darkrider]

So I looked it up. This nigga has hetero-scatphila

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

At this point the baldo should be considered a cursed talisman or lolcow horcrux.
I've seen the validity of that idea discussed more before but now it's officially claimed another victim in Hambly.

 

[Journoscum]

He's "Hard cut alcohol" guys.

Until 6 p.m. CST, he has cut a whole hour out of his drinking schedule

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Checked this guy's channel and he's just Hambly for videogames. I guess that makes him a VTuber Endymion.
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Coincidentally, Endymion looks like a mystery meat Hambly.
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Conclusion: there is a Hambly phenotype that seeks to make the exact same types of videos.

Creetosis is a target of Acerthorn's lolsuits

 

[Tablet County]

The retard with the dick torture fetish, ya, Kraut and Tea. Massive faggot.

Kraut and Tea? More like CBT.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Mel goes to black churches!

SHE'S BLACKED

 

[Trans Randy]

Asmondgold has just offered his opinion on Hamplanet. And it was a WHOA BUDDY. Can't clip I'm on my phone. But he basically said Hambone was fucked up for being a flaggot.

Reminder that the Boulder King himself, Matthew Jarbo, warned Jer two days ago that he would eventually face massive creators shitting on him.
His examples iirc were Ethan Klein, Asmongold, and Critikal.
We are now at 2 of 3.
And 3 of 3 is not out of the question.

So anyway Hannah and Mel, how are you going to what going to was your weekend gonna to were?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Kraut and Tea? More like CBT.

Cuck and Bull Training?

 

[GenuineSunset]

RumBULL chat!!!! They're still going!!!


Dents seething.




Banned for asking "does anyone have any plans this weekend?" LMAO.




Cuck talk? GTAB. (No speaking about Hannah's father either)








Weekend talk is banned, planning for a game of darts is also banned.





I think this guy said "HE'S A FLAGGOT!"


No telling the truth about Jeremy, or questioning his true loyalty to Christ (of which he has none).


> complains about "drama fags"
> watches quartering




No speaking about what Jer does to women on his own show.






SUFFAH DENT!




Don't speak about his eyes.


Jer's not looking forward to it... SUFFAH!


I guess not...





SEAN!


*sniff*


Weekend talk is still banned.




Mel says "hijab" as "he job"



beg harder


"oh big (???) got him", great jokes on the quarterplanet "show".



They told Hannah to file a discrimination lawsuit against Jer and to take his money.

 

[JustKiwiPosting]

This is something that has been in my mind due to the fact that

I touched on this before, but the reason why it likely makes the Jewbull irate is because of the nature of swinging and cuckolding communities. When places like the Farms talk about his criminality and the Casino amplifies that discussion, you're putting his access to those people in jeopardy. While a lot of kink communities can and do protect bad actors, it becomes far more difficult to do so when those actors are thrown into the very public spotlight and it is now common knowledge. As a person who has been around kink circles before, nobody that I knew would willingly associate with someone who is publicly acknowledged as smacking their wife around. They might be willing to do that as part of a scene, but the social stigma of hanging around an abuser would fuck up their own position within a broader community.

I would be willing to bet that a fair number of people in Sellers' private life are cutting ties, and its making him very angry. Couple that with the obvious suggestion that Jeremy may be the cuckold described as being forced by their wife to suck off the Jewbull, and now both of their images are shot to shit. Sorry, Adam! Guess you should have tried to fuck Melonie instead.

Given the fact that all of this happened after the attention brought to Adam Sellers, domestic abusing sex degenerate Jew, what are the chances that Ham Planet's actions are at the behest of Sellers? Maybe Jer is such a humiliation cuck that the Jew Bull was able to flex some influence or threats of revealing humiliating information on Jer to push him to using his contacts? I don't say that as an excuse for Jeremy as he could easily say no and it's degenerate to even be associated and out about it with a guy like Adam Sellers (brings to mind that black creep Rekieta used to bring around).

 

[BicketyBuckBumble]

It's Thanksgiving and they're at an undisclosed location. Jer is with his friend and Heather. Is this friend the Clawbull, we cannot confirm or deny

The Clawbull is Jeremy’s friend Brandon, who also helped him with the RC channels.

I had started viewing the Claw videos as well because of the intro video for Clawstruck mentioning his cohosts being his wife and Brandon and cause of a post from earlier in the thread

The birthday card post has a list of names wishing him a happy birthday. Huck and 5 other names appear to be the animals. (Cats giving a damn would show somekind of stockholm syndrome?) Heather is listed along with Brandon.

Is Brandon why Hamboned claims to be "The Internet's Beard" along with why he's not consummated the marriage?

Is a Hamboned sex cult is why he needs a beard compound?

@AutoClownMaker showcased a Quartering post of a birthday card from his wife with Brandon listed as the first name next to hers.

AutoClown speculated that the other names listed are their pets so the only other person besides Heather is Brandon. Nothing major but I do find their dynamic to be a bit odd.

It’s not that implausible that Jeremy’s best friend (he referred to Brandon as such in his Clawstruck intro) at the time was also acquainted with Heather (who Jeremy’s also known for a long time). But knowing what we know now, it is strange how this guy was always thirdwheeling with Jer and his wife in the Claw videos.

 

[Jr_Bacon_Sneedburger]

Sad as it is to say, being on the Jer show is the most relevant Mel will ever be. She is a screeching harpy that flushed her grift down the tube with Goonergate. All she has now is the inevitable divorce from her clearly closeted gay husband (again). Suffah bish. I am tired of the money for family defense for HBC. Her reputation is that of a punching bag for a cuck, and these videos will be around forever. She should think of how embarrassing it will be when her kids see her clown show when they are teenagers.