Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Catch The Rainbow]

Summary:

• The US plans to begin a blockade of the Strait of Hormuz
• The US Navy will stop and inspect ships entering or leaving
• Efforts will be made to locate and destroy any sea mines
• Any attack on US or civilian vessels will trigger strong military retaliation
• The US intends to prevent Iran from advancing its nuclear program

 

[Unredacted TND]

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Summary:

• The US plans to begin a blockade of the Strait of Hormuz
• The US Navy will stop and inspect ships entering or leaving
• Efforts will be made to locate and destroy any sea mines
• Any attack on US or civilian vessels will trigger strong military retaliation
• The US intends to prevent Iran from advancing its nuclear program

No power plant and bridge day and just controlling the strait

At least Jared is fine?

 

[Chuckwagon]

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Summary:

• The US plans to begin a blockade of the Strait of Hormuz
• The US Navy will stop and inspect ships entering or leaving
• Efforts will be made to locate and destroy any sea mines
• Any attack on US or civilian vessels will trigger strong military retaliation
• The US intends to prevent Iran from advancing its nuclear program

Lol, get fucked frogs, and every other cuck faggot who thought that cowardice & bending over for the modern Barbary pirates would let them wriggle out of this one.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

We didn't attack them? That's odd.

No point in breaking the ceasefire early. We still have a week until all assets are in place.

 

[Unredacted TND]

Lol, get fucked frogs, and every other cuck faggot who thought that cowardice & bending over for the modern Barbary pirates would let them wriggle out of this one.

Imagine Trump whacking up tolls with Iran

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

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Summary:

• The US plans to begin a blockade of the Strait of Hormuz
• The US Navy will stop and inspect ships entering or leaving
• Efforts will be made to locate and destroy any sea mines
• Any attack on US or civilian vessels will trigger strong military retaliation
• The US intends to prevent Iran from advancing its nuclear program

0:19

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

It seriously took them over a day to splice together this cheap shit?

By the order of the Ayatollah and the will of Allah, the IRGC has just sunk the infidel aircraft carrier USS Gerald R Ford.

Now all will fear the might of the IRGC.

Allah la la la la la la la la!

 

[Got Milk!]

By the order of the Ayatollah and the will of Allah, the IRGC has just sunk the infidel aircraft carrier USS Gerald R Ford.

Now all will fear the might of the IRGC.

Allah la la la la la la la la!
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My White Star Line holdings are worthless now. Noooooooo

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

No power plant and bridge day and just controlling the strait

At least Jared is fine?

The blood god will be appeased my friend. Just give it a week or two.

By the order of the Ayatollah and the will of Allah, the IRGC has just sunk the infidel aircraft carrier USS Gerald R Ford.

Now all will fear the might of the IRGC.

Allah la la la la la la la la!
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The Americans are truly in league with the devil which clearly keeps raising it from the depths.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

• The US plans to begin a blockade of the Strait of Hormuz

I hope they blockade all oil going to Europe.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Iranian fighters have released footage of the captain of the utterly destroyed vessel after his foolish attempt to defy the will of Allah and cross the strait

 

[Overly Serious]

I don't get this. The strait isn't blocked for many people. European ships traversed it only the other week, I believe. And Iran is letting other nations' ships traverse it. It's just the USA's ships and proxy countries that it blocks - you know, the countries that are bombing it, so pretty understandable.

The only way I can interpret this is that the USA is going to stop everyone else traversing it too. French ship that Iran is fine with letting go by? Tough shit - your 'ally' the USA is going to stop you.

Can this really make sense? I wonder if a French or Chinese or Portuguese ship tries passing through if the Americans will actually open fire on it?

 

[DumbDude43]

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I don't get this. The strait isn't blocked for many people. European ships traversed it only the other week, I believe. And Iran is letting other nations' ships traverse it. It's just the USA's ships and proxy countries that it blocks - you know, the countries that are bombing it, so pretty understandable.

The only way I can interpret this is that the USA is going to stop everyone else traversing it too. French ship that Iran is fine with letting go by? Tough shit - your 'ally' the USA is going to stop you.

Can this really make sense? I wonder if a French or Chinese or Portuguese ship tries passing through if the Americans will actually open fire on it?

the ones who went through did it by paying extortion money to iran, no?
burgers don't like this so they're shutting it all down i guess

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

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I don't get this. The strait isn't blocked for many people. European ships traversed it only the other week, I believe. And Iran is letting other nations' ships traverse it. It's just the USA's ships and proxy countries that it blocks - you know, the countries that are bombing it, so pretty understandable.

The only way I can interpret this is that the USA is going to stop everyone else traversing it too. French ship that Iran is fine with letting go by? Tough shit - your 'ally' the USA is going to stop you.

Can this really make sense? I wonder if a French or Chinese or Portuguese ship tries passing through if the Americans will actually open fire on it?

Europeans are not our allies.
They had a month to help, and they told us all to go fuck ourselves while selling us out to Iran and China.
France and Spain, in particular, did some seriously treasonous shit, so they can all starve as far as we're concerned.

 

[Unredacted TND]

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I don't get this. The strait isn't blocked for many people. European ships traversed it only the other week, I believe. And Iran is letting other nations' ships traverse it. It's just the USA's ships and proxy countries that it blocks - you know, the countries that are bombing it, so pretty understandable.

The only way I can interpret this is that the USA is going to stop everyone else traversing it too. French ship that Iran is fine with letting go by? Tough shit - your 'ally' the USA is going to stop you.

Can this really make sense? I wonder if a French or Chinese or Portuguese ship tries passing through if the Americans will actually open fire on it?

I interpreted as we're going to minehunt and protect the ships.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

the ones who went through did it by paying extortion money to iran, no?
burgers don't like this so they're shutting it all down i guess

And unlike Iran our mines will work lmao.

 

[Still Anonymous For This]

I could care less about the European angle but the number of people whose vocabulary consisted of just the word “retarded” every time they had to describe foreign policy felt like a prank. Every single page, for weeks, they chanted “retarded” like a mantra, and I am not even offended by the word. It just felt so lazy and stupid to rely on one word to describe everything.

This sounds like a pretty retarded thing to post, brother.

 

[quaawaa]

Summary:

• The US plans to begin a blockade of the Strait of Hormuz
• The US Navy will stop and inspect ships entering or leaving
• Efforts will be made to locate and destroy any sea mines
• Any attack on US or civilian vessels will trigger strong military retaliation
• The US intends to prevent Iran from advancing its nuclear program

You forgot to mention that ships that paid tolls to Iran will be interdicted:

I have also instructed our Navy to seek and interdict every vessel in International Waters that has paid a toll to Iran. No one who pays an illegal toll will have safe passage on the high seas.

We will be getting more free oil soon from the idiots who paid Iran for "safe" passage.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

You forgot to mention that ships that paid tolls to Iran will be interdicted:

We will be getting more free oil soon from the idiots who paid Iran for "safe" passage.

When Trump says he'll interdict tankers that paid the toll, I wonder if that means we'll just stop them or if we'll seize them and take the oil for ourselves.
I'd much prefer the latter, but I'm not sure how legal that would be (but then, who gives a fuck since Iran is allowed to do all the shit they do and be rewarded by NATO for it).

Also, I just wanted to highlight this part of the announcement where he very much implies that the blockade is just a delaying action until we have enough assets in place to finish the job.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

the countries that are bombing it,

We aren't bombing them. We stopped and they immediately began issuing new demands. Now you must permit them to wage proxy war against Israel while delegitimizing the government of Lebanon if you want the strait open. That is significantly less reasonable a demand then "Stop bombing us" and Trump is predicting the world will see that and finally tell Iran to fuck off. If they don't, it does eventually end up with the US bombing them again. A united diplomatic response can end this, France and Spain and other friends of Iran deciding to continue to be on their side will increase the duration of the conflict.