Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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The IDF struck a Hezbollah missile launcher aimed towards Israel in the village of Jouaiyya, southern Lebanon, last night.



 
Wait no fuck the treaty was supposed to result in India getting fucked if they messed with us we weren't supposed to have to actually do anything fuck fuck fuck fuck.


They tried so hard to avoid having to honor their security contract, didn't they?
They tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end izzat didn't even matter

Official Iranian news twitter pumping it out today.

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Arabs always turn into worthless cowardly raiders & pirates. It is the muslim way.
 
They tried so hard to avoid having to honor their security contract, didn't they?
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Its upsetting that the country that gets mistaken for street shitters will provide more assistance to their allies than our HUWITE western European "allies" will send us.
Jefferson would not have stood for this shit, even if it's just some cope spewn by a retard, not an actual demand
He'd probably write a whole book on the threat of fat balding retards and deploy the military.
 
There were some rumors earlier that Kushner and Witkoff were staying in Islamabad to continue talks, but that was bullshit.
Not sure why they'd stick around when the head guy fucked off, as they're even harder-line than Vance is.
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I just wanted to pop in and say you guys are doing a great job with the HAPPENING posting. I'm going to be taking a little break until the war starts again in a week or two. Don't worry, I'll still be MONITORING THE SITUATION from Mossad HQ but I've been HAPPENING posting almost none stop since we Churro'ed Maduro and I need a break.
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They're seriously going with the "We're literally so brown and retarded that we don't know how to unfuck the situation we fucked up" excuse.
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Lmao, looks like iran DID afterall lose the keys to the gate of homos!
They clearly want to go 9th century on the Persians at this point.
That's the ONE instance i will side with government because fuck arabs lol. I hope more IRGC lackeys and incompetent sandmonkeys die!
A classic Polandball explaining how Persians haggle.

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This hits so damn hard like mojtaba getting hit with the "stick of wisdom" by an ayatollah lol. My family would go to a shop filled with persian foodstuffs around here and usually its pretty overpriced but when the shopkeepers learned we were farsi, they would suddenly go "OH YOUR PERSIAN! MASHALLAH NICE TO SEE A FAMILIAR FACE! I GIVE YOU EVERYTHING IN THIS SHOP VERY GOOD PRICE FOR YOU". usually slightly less than the usual price but still overpriced so obviously i would haggle until we got a price that wasn't utter lunacy. Some of them were nice people, but fuck me the prices. We really aren't any different from the jews sometimes lol.
 
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Big question is "what now". Are we gonna kick rocks for a few more days to see if the ceasefire holds up or are we gonna get back too it?

Also, we all know why the negotiations failed. The Iranians were super rude and probably weren't wearing suits. Vance takes that seriously.
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They didn’t even say thank you…
It’s upsetting that the country that gets mistaken for street shitters will provide more assistance to their allies than our HUWITE western European "allies" will send us.
It is sad and pathetic that the gulf states and Israel are more useful than all of Europe combined.

Case in point…
Lloyds, huh? Why does that sound so familiar...?
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Iranian fast attack craft maneuvers and approaches a US warship in the Strait of Hormuz this morning.

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Iranian state radio and television broadcast footage of the failed attempt by two US destroyers to cross the Strait of Hormuz yesterday. After issuing a warning, the US warships withdrew from the area.

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We didn't attack them? That's odd.

I see talks continuing then. I don't know why everyone here is so sure about power plant and bridge day.
 
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