Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

We've got other shit to do than wait around in the desert while you play a game of Monopoly with trade routes.
So what, do you want Iran retaining control of the strait or not?, because Trump seems to think that opening it is part of the agenda.
 
10% of the Earth's population is gonna start looking babyfaced.

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This is the nature of war, whose stake is at once the game and the authority and the justification. Seen so, war is the truest form of divination. It is the testing of one’s will and the will of another within that larger will which because it binds them is therefore forced to select. War is the ultimate game because war is at last a forcing of the unity of existence. War is god.

I'm just still kind of in shock over how insanely fucking stupid these people are. You have the biggest wardove in the admin, whom you explicitly requested, leading the negotiations.
You have multiple areas that you can easily lie about and never commit to, just there for the taking, and the one big one that you can't easily lie about, the Strait, can still maybe have some sanctions relief worked through.
But no, you're so fucking stupid and so fucking arrogant that you demand loud and proud for nearly an entire day of talking to be allowed a nuclear weapon, something Trump and the entire admin have said is their reddest of red lines.
Fuck me, we need to kill all these people for the good of humanity.

People say Islam is a death cult and they're largely right, but the specific sect of Shia Islam the Iranian regime practices is particularly insane even for a group that rape and marry minors. They have their own version of Holden Bloodfeast, he just wants to smell the burning flesh of Jews in nuclear hellfire once before he dies and coincidentally he's also a respectable bipartisan.


Jesus no wonder Iran had such an inflated fucking ego thinking they could make any demand they wanted, Obama and Biden were just bending over for them at every opportunity.
 
Even if a “good peace” is made by some
fluke, America was undeniably fought to a stand still to its utter humiliation
Lol. This is some good revisionist fanfic. "The Iranian Situation: Vietnam 2, Electric Boogaloo."

"It was the year 2026. It was the year of hubris. It was the year the Great Satan dared to challenge the indomitable might of the Iranian regime. And it was the year that the Great Satan died."
 
When are the Bush and Boxer arriving in-theater?

I'm surprised Vance is bailing already. I assumed we were going to drag out negotiations as long into the ceasefire as possible.

Given the pace we were going (14,000 sorties in a month), the chance to reset, replenish, and reinforce seems a lot more beneficial to us than the Iranians. Not to mention that the glowey boys are generating a whole new list of targets in the meantime as the as the mullahs try to dig out some of their missiles from the collapsed caves.
 
When are the Bush and Boxer arriving in-theater?
Around a week, maybe ten days.
I'm surprised Vance is bailing already. I assumed we were going to drag out negotiations as long into the ceasefire as possible.
Vance has got other things to focus on, like the Fraud Taskforce. He can't afford to just spend the next week-and-a-half bullshitting around in Buttfuckistan, having to sit across from insane sandniggers ranting about nukes.
Given the pace we were going (14,000 sorties in a month), the chance to reset, replenish, and reinforce seems a lot more beneficial to us than the Iranians. Not to mention that the glowey boys are generating a whole new list of targets in the meantime as the as the mullahs try to dig out some of their missiles from the collapsed caves.
We're probably not resuming attacks immediately. We proved today that ships can traverse the standard Strait route without fear of being mined, so it's on Iran if they want to fire at any passing tanker from the shore, as that would 100% be on them for ending the ceasefire with no way to talk themselves out of it.
Regardless, Israel has already said that they've got bridges, power stations, and oil infrastructure all lined up to strike as soon as the green light is given, so @Mr. Racewar1488 should hopefully start having kino footage for us again in the near future.
 
When are the Bush and Boxer arriving in-theater?

I'm surprised Vance is bailing already. I assumed we were going to drag out negotiations as long into the ceasefire as possible.

Given the pace we were going (14,000 sorties in a month), the chance to reset, replenish, and reinforce seems a lot more beneficial to us than the Iranians. Not to mention that the glowey boys are generating a whole new list of targets in the meantime as the as the mullahs try to dig out some of their missiles from the collapsed caves.
The Boxer is probably a week away, unless they are moving at ludicrous speed. They were last seen at Hawaii two weeks ago. The Bush should be on station within a couple days as well.
 
Big question is "what now". Are we gonna kick rocks for a few more days to see if the ceasefire holds up or are we gonna get back too it?

Also, we all know why the negotiations failed. The Iranians were super rude and probably weren't wearing suits. Vance takes that seriously.
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Can you possibly imagine the level of Izzat withdrawals Pakistan is currently experiencing? Everyone in both Iran's and Trump's admin now knows for a verifiable fact that Pakistan lied to their faces that the other side had totally accepted their offer all in a vain attempt to prove what amazing negotiators they are, and it catastrophically blew up in their faces.
India could probably get away with nuking them at this point, and I doubt anyone would care.
 
I would love to have a wire on Xi Jinping right now. If any more Chinese bigwigs go out the window, it may be of their own volition.
 
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