Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[draggs]

Being such an anti-interventionist, you can tell Vance just had his entire worldview shattered from having to actually talk to these insane goatfuckers for twenty hours straight. I don't think I've ever heard him sound so depressed.
Dealing with Arabs will turn even a libertarian into a neocon.

Neo-Buchananites need mugged by reality harder than any leftoid

 

[这次我发誓死不发帖]

Cooler heads have prevailed. The insane and dangerous ideology of the peacemongers was once again shown to be completely bankrupt. War, gentlemen, is back.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Bomb em’ again Mr. Trump.

 

[penava]

"god its like seeing usha's parents but somehow even more brown and retarded"

 

[Stupor Mario]

That's fine. Now the US can say, "We're not bloodthirsty monsters. We tried to have a reasonable negotiation. We tried our best to save these fuckwits from total destruction."

Back to strikes. Ratchet up the pressure on the regime. Take out those power plants.

 

[Meat Target]

Boys and girls, are Bridges back on the menu?

 

[SlipNHonkMach2]

It's on fleak
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He should post this the split second we start bombing them to death.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

I'd say just go back to clearing mines in the strait and if they want to start shooting then we bridge and power plant day. Otherwise, the current status quo of Israel bombing the fuck out of Lebanon and the US ready to bomb any nuclear related activity in Iran whenever we feel like it is fine.

Or just go all out, do bridge and power plant day while the Iranians are flying home and also add in every runway they might like to land on.

 

[merpalerpaherp]

I'd say just go back to clearing mines in the strait and if they want to start shooting then we bridge and power plant day. Otherwise, the current status quo of Israel bombing the fuck out of Lebanon and the US ready to bomb any nuclear related activity in Iran whenever we feel like it is fine.

Or just go all out, do bomb and power plant day while the Iranians are flying home and also add in every runway they might like to land on.

The problem with that is that they do still have stuff and eventually can recover some of what has been bombed, so if you can't make this regime agree you have to either go take it or topple the regime otherwise this and midnight hammer(?) were basically pointless.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

So many regime higher-ups have gathered for these talks that I'm kinda surprised Israel hasn't just sent a text to Vance to sneak out the back door while everyone's sleeping before they blow up the building.

If I was them I wouldn’t return. I wonder how many family members of high ranking officials fled..

 

[Kalergi]

Being such an anti-interventionist, you can tell Vance just had his entire worldview shattered from having to actually talk to these insane goatfuckers for twenty hours straight. I don't think I've ever heard him sound so depressed.
Dealing with Arabs will turn even a libertarian into a neocon.

You can tell that all their higher-level politicians have been eliminated with this kind of performance. The old guard would have actually dragged things out for the full two weeks by doing various bait-and-switches, pretending to give in on certain things only to pull back a few hours or a couple days later while shifting the tactics to other issues. By zerg-rushing the talks well after things had already kicked off, the IRGC goones ended up derailing the talks completely and limiting the amount of time their troops will have to get more munitions cleared from various rubble spots. I wouldn't be surprised if things start popping off as early as tonight.

 

[High Heeled Insertion]

Unsurprisingly, the talks went nowhere. Iran continues to pursue maximalist demands.

It's shit or get off the pot now, Trump.

 

[Fatsuit Shinji]

...Um, what does Vance's security detail look like?

You're asking for shit that will have Null get another unfriendly conversation with the feds again.

 

[draggs]

Cooler heads have prevailed. The insane and dangerous ideology of the peacemongers was once again shown to be completely bankrupt. War, gentlemen, is back.

Respected bipartisan Holden Bloodfeast (R-Skull Lands) has released a statement (same as all his other statements for his 73 years in Congress)

 

[Standard Man]

I honestly expected the Iranians to drag this out longer so they could stall as much as they could. I at least thought they would lie that they'll follow demands and get a few more days out of Trump. Was their izzat too strong that it compelled them to not back down, even nominally? Either way, at least we can get back to what we should have done in the first place: sending these terrorists back to the stone age.

 

[Path Wanderer]

Everything you need to know about this war is in the movie Threads

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

I honestly expected the Iranians to drag this out longer so they could stall as much as they could. I at least thought they would lie that they'll follow demands and get a few more days out of Trump. Was their izzat too strong that it compelled them to not back down, even nominally?

That's what I was thinking. The Strait is something obvious that would lose them a massive amount of Izzat if they backed down on it, but nukes can be easily lied about. Their backwater religion even compels them to lie if it advances the cause, but they're so fucking stupid and arrogant that they're literally too dumb to lie.

 

[draggs]

Vance full remarks:

3:21

10000000% Usha made Vance start off by redeeming subcontinent izzat

 

[Account]

This entire war was engineered by Usha to show Vance how retarded Pakistanis are.
Iran can get nuked or whatever, the Poopetmaster has got what she wanted out of it.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Your country's Izzat it MINE.