If I had to guess at least once, but since he had no idea wtf he was doing it was disappointing for both of them. Given how he quits everything that isn't an instant success, because obviously everyone is clumsy as fuck when they fuck someone for the first time, he most likely never bothered trying again.
He's gotta be the most selfish lover in existence. He doesn't have the ability to think of others enjoyment, as we can see with his audience. He doesn't care that they have to sit there for 15 minutes while he "gets coffee" or "takes a walk with his
Its not a hard choice to stay when her other choice in life is being a homeless prostitute with her sister.
Idk, I would definitely rather live in a car than with Phil. Maybe not on the streets but man, can you imagine living with him? It would be a prestream but constant. "So mom I mean wife, my RE9 video is up to ten thousand views. Remember when I checked it 3 hours ago and it was only 9.8k? People really like my pahsitive, meaningful kahntent! Now what do I mean by that?" I would rope.
Her only other option is literally to be homeless, which is why she won't ever leave. I also believe there is an extremely high likelihood they have NEVER had sex, he's used his back injury as an excuse for everything since literal childhood, and we have plenty of proof when he was in relatively 'better shape' than he is now, when he was with Panda, that he has no social awareness for when a woman wants it, and that is definitely not getting better with age. I would honestly say it's like 95% they have never been together in that way
I agree. My current theory for the phone call was he was in his office with the door open and she was sleeping in the living room as that is her room now and him talking woke her up. But I don't think they talk. They certainly don't go on walks to feed the woodland critters, I think the grain of truth in that is that he's feeding/looking at his menagerie of birds and bunnies.
I think he once implied that they only "get intimate" once a year around Christmas.
This part is fucking insane to me. Like anyone can look up his area in google maps. Not only does he NOT live in a "neighborhood", but that "neighborhood" definitely doesn't have "creatures" in it beyond squirrels and birds.
I guess I agree. She has it pretty good all things considered, and she can tell him to do literally anything. They probably just don't speak, but even then can you imagine him moping around wanting to talk to her? He's just so annoying and pathetic. You're right though, as many have said she has nowhere to go and no means to do so even if she wanted to.
We don't have to imagine it
Just to the left, I think Phil is in the Palm Court Condo Complex. But you're 100% correct with the other stuff. Phil being an old decrepit pigeon lady is perfectly fitting.
We don't have to
The wardrobe space-filling chatter is a dismaying extension of the full sun/weather obsession, which in turn is an outgrowth of his fixation on justifying his move to Washington, which in turn needs to be justified because it was disastrously expensive and didn’t generate the tax benefits he thought it would. Oh and all of these things lead to complaining because he is bafflingly negative about nearly all things. Another version of himself could just laugh while nattering obsessively about Washington’s very mild weather fluctuations but alas…
People did ask if he got the amount of support he has been getting would he take 2 days off a week and he said only if it continued, which was like what? 2 years ago? Phil has nothing better to do when he's not streaming so he never followed up, it's only when he makes doctors appointments for Kat or himself that he takes an extra day off.
