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Pretty slick thinking, actually. They're basically doing what Iran is doing at the source.
"Come help us open this thing, or you aren't getting a drop, you pussies."
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Iran’s Parliament Speaker, Mohammad Baqer Qalibaf, is possibly piloting his own plane to Islamabad

He’s licensed on the Airbus A321, which is the same plane headed to Islamabad now.

Qalibaf famously flew into Beirut with an Iranian delegation during ongoing bombings in 2024.

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The Iranian delegation has landed in Islamabad, Pakistan. Another Iranian plane, carrying Foreign Minister Abbas Araqchi, will land in some minutes. Both decided to take two different planes for security reasons.
 
Iran intends to humiliate the US as much as possible, it's as simple as that. They intend for the world to know the US is begging for mercy. This is Trump's legacy now let's hope Vance can avoid enough of the stink.
we will control the entire middle east
we will destroy the usa
we will destroy israel
you will never stop our nuke program
you will pay a great price for bombing fordo
if you attack you will never get a shot off
our leaders are untouchable
we will wipe israel off the map
we will sink your carrier
your side can't tolerate losses
we will drag this out for years
you will never stop our proxies
we will protect our infrastructure
you won't destroy our military
your troops will die in a sea of fire
we might lose but we will make it so costly america will never recover
we will hold the strait tolls forevor
we will not negotiate
we will negotiate but must get full reparations
we will negotiate but israel must completely dissappear
we will negotiate but here's 10 other things

we will convince you to give us our own money back and that will give us an angle to go on twitter and /pol/ and pretend that we humiliated the usa this is the day of great victory for iran!

The term "goalpost moving" just doesn't cover this.
 
The Xitter account of the Iranian embassy in India compares Khamenei I to Cyrus the Great, only to end up getting felted by its own dead leader.
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Islamists in general have never made a secret of how they hold pre-Islamic civilizations, most certainly including the Persian one, in absolute seething contempt. These niggers would 100% dynamite sites like Persepolis if they thought they could get away with it just as the Taliban did to the Buddhas of Bamiyan, so it's fucking hilarious whenever their shills & ball-washers try to present them as some heroic trad bastion against globohomo. Newsflash, Islamism of both the Sunni and Shiite flavors are essentially extensions of the medieval version of globohomo (emphasis on 'homo' given both Muhammad's own faggotry and Iranian Islamists' weird ass approach to the same + troonery), but without any of the positive contributions & philosophers medieval Catholicism could brag about (Cistercian technological advances, Albertus Magnus, Thomas Aquinas, etc.).

 
Iran’s Parliament Speaker, Mohammad Baqer Qalibaf, is possibly piloting his own plane to Islamabad

He’s licensed on the Airbus A321, which is the same plane headed to Islamabad now.

Qalibaf famously flew into Beirut with an Iranian delegation during ongoing bombings in 2024
I mean good for him, I guess that he is flying himself
 
Islamists in general have never made a secret of how they hold pre-Islamic civilizations, most certainly including the Persian one, in absolute seething contempt. These niggers would 100% dynamite sites like Persepolis if they thought they could get away with it just as the Taliban did to the Buddhas of Bamiyan, so it's fucking hilarious whenever their shills & ball-washers try to present them as some heroic trad bastion against globohomo. Newsflash, Islamism of both the Sunni and Shiite flavors are essentially extensions of the medieval version of globohomo (emphasis on 'homo' given both Muhammad's own faggotry and Iranian Islamists' weird ass approach to the same + troonery), but without any of the positive contributions & philosophers medieval Catholicism could brag about (Cistercian technological advances, Albertus Magnus, Thomas Aquinas, etc.).

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Makes sense, Rome was converted to Christanity with the faith imposed from the top down and gradually accepted by the populace over a century. About 5% of Rome was Christian when Constantine enacted the edict of Milan, which did not even outlaw the pagan practices, in 316, and was 85% Christian when Theodosius outlawed Paganism in 391. The faith had time to settle in and didn't disrupt the continuity of Roman statehood. Meanwhile, Islam conquered Persia by force as foreign overlords, and Persian was reduced to a pre-literate language for 200 years. Hezbollah beard guy is right in that there is nothing in common with Pre-islamic Iran and Iran today, and Iran has spent most of Islamic rule under foreign leadership, with even today most of Iran's ruling class coming from Azeri roots.
 
we will control the entire middle east
we will destroy the usa
we will destroy israel
you will never stop our nuke program
you will pay a great price for bombing fordo
if you attack you will never get a shot off
our leaders are untouchable
we will wipe israel off the map
we will sink your carrier
your side can't tolerate losses
we will drag this out for years
you will never stop our proxies
we will protect our infrastructure
you won't destroy our military
your troops will die in a sea of fire
we might lose but we will make it so costly america will never recover
we will hold the strait tolls forevor
we will not negotiate
we will negotiate but must get full reparations
we will negotiate but israel must completely dissappear
we will negotiate but here's 10 other things

we will convince you to give us our own money back and that will give us an angle to go on twitter and /pol/ and pretend that we humiliated the usa this is the day of great victory for iran!

The term "goalpost moving" just doesn't cover this.

Seems oddly familiar:
  • March 3: "We won the war."
  • March 7: "We defeated Iran."
  • March 9: "We must attack Iran."
  • March 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
  • March 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.”
  • March 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
  • March 13: "We won the war."
  • March 14: "Please help us."
  • March 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
  • March 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
  • March 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
  • March 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
  • March 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
  • March 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
  • March 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
  • March 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
  • March 20: "NATO are cowards."
  • March 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
  • March 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
  • March 22: "Iran is Dead"
  • March 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
  • March 24: "We’re making progress."
  • March 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.”
  • March 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
  • March 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
  • March 29: Claimed talks were progressing
  • March 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
  • March 31: Tells Europe to "Go get your own oil...build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT”
  • April 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
  • April 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
  • April 3: "Something big is going to happen."
  • April 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.
  • April 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
  • April 7: “A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.”
  • April 7: Iran deal is a "Total and complete victory. 100 percent. No question about it,"
  • April 9: ‘There are reports that Iran is charging fees to tankers going through the Hormuz Strait — They better not be and, if they are, they better stop now!
It's like a match made in heaven lol
 
we will control the entire middle east
we will destroy the usa
we will destroy israel
you will never stop our nuke program
you will pay a great price for bombing fordo
if you attack you will never get a shot off
our leaders are untouchable
we will wipe israel off the map
we will sink your carrier
your side can't tolerate losses
we will drag this out for years
you will never stop our proxies
we will protect our infrastructure
you won't destroy our military
your troops will die in a sea of fire
we might lose but we will make it so costly america will never recover
we will hold the strait tolls forevor
we will not negotiate
we will negotiate but must get full reparations
we will negotiate but israel must completely dissappear
we will negotiate but here's 10 other things

we will convince you to give us our own money back and that will give us an angle to go on twitter and /pol/ and pretend that we humiliated the usa this is the day of great victory for iran!

The term "goalpost moving" just doesn't cover this.
It's a 2,000 horsepower, hybrid powertrain, 1,500 lb-ft of torque hand-built Italian goalpost with a quad-turbo V16 engine with electric assist capable of 0-200 mph in 6.8 seconds.
 
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