💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[Danger]

Well if you read between the lines from the posts the last two days he's been really giving her some BUSE and making her angry. And I'm not sure she's mentally equipped to deal with a guy threatening to give himself a penectomy

"YOU CAN'T PICK AND CHOOSE!"

It's a real shame he didn't pick up a power line during the outage to prove she wasn't taking care of him.

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

Overwhelmed people don't film the situations they are in, nor do confused people.

Christ on a Ritz cracker with pepperjack, my 11 year old actually autistic niece would look at that list and go "Nigger, WHAT? That ain't how that works!"

 

[cmpyt]

He won't do it. Too much of a pussy.

Also he would know he wouldn't be able to jerk off in shitty diapers if he was able to damn find the fucking thing in between all of his fat rolls. He's going to have to cut a hole in the side of his stomach like I said just to find it.

 

[A-Stump]

He wants so badly for someone to call the police

Also I guess his timeblindness cured up. Well praise Jesus

 

[Amewsed]

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He wants so badly for someone to call the police

Also I guess his timeblindness cured up. Well praise Jesus

You never heard of intermittent time blindness?

It's a lot like his scaling fake autism. Sometimes level 2, other times level 3, and the ultimate form, fake autism level 4.

 

[Hulku]

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He wants so badly for someone to call the police

Also I guess his timeblindness cured up. Well praise Jesus

I would love for andy to articulate the thought process here in more detail. I know its bullshit but id still love to hear it.

 

[James X Maxwell]

Come on Andy chop off that dick

 

[Queen Metalia]

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He wants so badly for someone to call the police.

Where are the police that allegedly brutalize people like Andy when you need them.

 

[Danger]

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He wants so badly for someone to call the police

Also I guess his timeblindness cured up. Well praise Jesus

Well, whatever he does I hope it's on camera.

"Hey YouTube I am cutting off my dick because you say I can"

 

[JacksSenseOfDread]

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He wants so badly for someone to call the police

Also I guess his timeblindness cured up. Well praise Jesus

He's definitely angling to get someone to "stop him." Ain't gonna be me.

Have fun with that, Amby. Enjoy the "black market fentanyl."

 

[Amewsed]

Come on Andy chop off that dick

Probably not big enough to chop due to his morbid obesity. He'd need to find a small rubber band and twist tie it and let it gradually fall off.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Can’t wipe his ass but he can cut his dick off.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

Can’t wipe his ass but he can cut his dick off.

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>threatening to emasculate himself
>"rational decision"
nigger what

 

[A-Stump]

You know, with any other cow this would be front page, talk of the month news.

This is Andy though and is just another Wednesday night for him

 

[JacksSenseOfDread]

Finally, this season's story is starting to get interesting.

 

[malt_liquor]

"toss the bloody part in the toilet and flush" has me rolling, imagining shitbaby throwing his severed dick in the fucking toilet and flushing it LMAO

 

[timbo85]

Is Amdy claiming to be home? Rather than flush it, maybe feed it to Chewwie?

 

[Hulku]

If just 1 person calls for his well being the cops will act on it. Its fucked up how easy it is for him to manipulate any scenario. The only plus side is hes such a monumental fuck up that he never really wins.

 

[malt_liquor]

If just 1 person calls for his well being the cops will act on it. Its fucked up how easy it is for him to manipulate any scenario. The only plus side is hes such a monumental fuck up that he never really wins.

the care agency will probably call, even in the .00001% chance he acts on it their heads will roll for it, which Andy knows they know. he knows they all walk a razor thin line with him because he's a spiteful psychopath and knowing how much he inconveniences people out of fear of losing their jobs gets him off

 

[Hulku]

Ok andy

Nobody will wipe your ass andy.