💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

If you meant who he was talking to, it was definitely his dad. Andy comes up with the wildest shit to pester him about...case in point
Im an idiot. I meant i would say its an a log that suggested to him he do that. Hes the worst tho. Even a logs dip.
 
I really like this idea he has that we would stop making fun of him if he chopped off his dick and balls.

Andy, you lurk here, you know we would think that was hilarious.
 
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Baby Amdy really, really wants 302'd
 
Only andy could 'out horrorcow' andy. In the exceedingly small chance this happens hes dead on sight since he willingly sits in his own stew all day. Why does he have such a boner for a 302?
Well, if Andy constantly plays “I’m gonna do X and you can’t do anything about it”, getting 302d gives him what he really wants: attention. He forces others to put total attention on him, including the possibility of tornado swirlies on his Nurgle garden of an asshole.
 
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Baby Amdy really, really wants 302'd
I thought he was going to doctor shop for this (read: record harassing doctors for it and complaining about diapers and buze just to bother people) I didn't know he's threatening to give himself a homegrown vagina like Chris Chan what the fuck.
 
I thought he was going to doctor shop for this (read: record harassing doctors for it and complaining about diapers and buze just to bother people) I didn't know he's threatening to give himself a homegrown vagina like Chris Chan what the fuck.
If he's doing all Chris' classic moments I guess he'll have to fuck Tom?
 
"You better wipe my ass, otherwise I will troon out and get an ostomy bag, that way no one will ever have to wipe my ass ever again."

Didn't think this empty threat through to its logical conclusion, did he? Oh well, he won't do it because he is a fucking coward, but dying from constant infections around the stoma because he still wouldn't clean himself would be a fitting end.
 
Does andy live alone on crackshack street? In the recent police vid his careworker was in pj's and she looked like someone young and dumb enough to blindly wipe mr shits ass thinking shes actually helping someone.
 
Does andy live alone on crackshack street? In the recent police vid his careworker was in pj's and she looked like someone young and dumb enough to blindly wipe mr shits ass thinking shes actually helping someone.

Well if you read between the lines from the posts the last two days he's been really giving her some BUSE and making her angry. And I'm not sure she's mentally equipped to deal with a guy threatening to give himself a penectomy
 
"I been having a hard time with my caregivers. I got new caregivers because the agency takes my care seriously and disability needs seriously. It's because I recorded them because I wasn't getting help."
Yeah because when you set the bar higher to more outlandish expectations, of course they can't "take your care or disability seriously" because they can't meet them.
"I am not posting the audio on social media."
You will eventually. In one of your fakefits or on a random holiday you see fit.
"This is how I respond to power outage. I was not planning a power outage. I was not planning to give anyone a hard time. I did not plan a meltdown or shutdown. But that is exactly what happened here."
Nobody responds to a power outage that way, so that's not surprising coming from you. But it was the perfect time to give everyone a hard time, which is what you do perfectly, no matter how many times you say you didn't want to or wasn't planning on it.
"I was not able to use my aac device to communicate either. I was in a meltdown."
It wasn't a meltdown, it was a tantrum. And you have no issue using your see and say in other tantrums you've had in the past, so I don't see how this time is any different.
"She asked me are you really crying. Yes. Because I am so scared. My caregiver did everything she was able to do."
Crocodile tears. You weren't scared you literally went outside to film a cable hanging of the side of your neighbor's house within the first minutes of there being a power outage. You were obviously aware of your surroundings, which doesn't really convince me you were scared.
"If my home starts on fire and no caregiver this would be my death as I would not be able to share this."
You were situationally aware, so I doubt it would. Regardless of death I wish you WOULDN'T have shared this.
"This is what happens in thunderstorms, power outages, and smoke alarms."
No it ain't.
"It is what happens with changes and sensory input and when someone refuses to help me with something I need help with like wiping."
You don't have a problem with change. You were perfectly fine with them moving to a new apartment from the old group home. Far as sensory issues, what sensory issues? You went to a death metal concert or whatever it was and it didn't hurt your ears. And I know why. Because you don't have them.
"I get confused. I get overwhelmed. I don't know how to respond. I cry, freeze, hit my head, and elopement. It's my automatic nervous system. I have no say. It's not an act. It's not something I can control. Yes I have a history of aggressive behavior with this. Especially in my childhood. Since having more verbal communication skills I am less aggressive with other people."
Overwhelmed people don't film the situations they are in, nor do confused people.
You have always been verbal. And you were always at the same level of aggression and defiance you were at when you started making a fool of yourself online.
"It is also why I tend to wipe myself over having help to avoid the meltdown. So people see me wiping myself. Only to get rashes. It's why I need caregivers who are comfortable with helping me."
You purposefully wipe your ass wrong to get rashes. To prove you need dat hewlp. And he will continue to remind us of this.

I'm hoping he DOES cut a big fucking hole in the side of his stomach. Then, with his self neglect induced hoarding environment, he gets an infection and permanently leaves this earth.
 
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