💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[The Gentle Abyss]

I'm sure others have stated this but, my god its uncanny nowadays.

 

[Trombonista]

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CWC still looks more masculine than her. They both suck at transitioning.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Since no one else here posted this, her latest and worst fic yet:

I wonder if she really did take up smoking cigars to be more manly. And I also wonder if the 187lb figure is accurate or "optimistic".

He was fully belted and in his sane mind

Straitjackets are in!

his whole face erupted with a primitive fire and lust when he saw his red headed friend Kairi

"I'm about to blow my load....", he gasped breathily

"AMBATUKAM"
All the gasping and giggling and babbling that this supposedly straight man does cracks me up Buddy, you just might be yaoi.

 

[Xerxes IX]

Everybody calm down. Here's a John:
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Now I wonder if Pixy has ever watched The Vampire Dies in No Time. I doubt she has, though.

I hope not because she'd start skinwalking one of the characters. Who would it be? Ronaldo? He's a true and honest man and his book editor has threatened to take away his penis by giving him a literal axe wound if he doesn't finish his manuscripts on time.

 

[Trombonista]

I hope not because she'd start skinwalking one of the characters. Who would it be? Ronaldo? He's a true and honest man and his book editor has threatened to take away his penis by giving him a literal axe wound if he doesn't finish his manuscripts on time.

Worst case scenario: Zenranium/Nudenium

Spoiler: this might count as NSFW

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Her latest fanfic doesn't make sense.

She... sorry "Vanitas" wishes he had a lover or "friends" with benefits... then goes and fucks his friend with benefits / girlfriend / whatever.

It's almost as if Pixy has no clue what she's talking about.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

How can she face discrimination at work when she doesn't have a job?

 

[Breadbear]

He was fully belted and in his sane mind

He almost wanted to kick her but resisted

What the fuck

His 187 lb frame

Now we know how much she weighs

 

[Kosher Dill]

Her latest fanfic doesn't make sense.

She... sorry "Vanitas" wishes he had a lover or "friends" with benefits... then goes and fucks his friend with benefits / girlfriend / whatever.

Then he goes and dreams about doing that stuff because by some coincidence his real life is exactly like Pixy's.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Then he goes and dreams about doing that stuff because by some coincidence his real life is exactly like Pixy's.

Well that at least makes a shred of sense. Even in her fantasy dreams she's still a weirdo.

 

[Dysnomia]

This one sent my sides into orbit. SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A FADE IS She really is permanently trapped in 2006!

Well she didn't know what AI was either. She really is retarded.

Isn't she still wearing Debbie's old lady glasses? I think those black ones are the same. She never mentioned "Vanitas was wearing his new glasses that featured thick black frames and were masculine and he was also belted". So I'm thinking yes. Those are Debbie's glasses. Anyway,, we all know she's not going to take these suggestions and will keep wearing Debbie's glasses and Simple Jack's hair. And the gait belt. Gotta be belted. Stop harming her.

Anyway, I really want to see this fake moustache she's considering. Because it's going to be hilarious and probably be half falling off the entire time.

 

[VinegarPussy]

I imagine the fake moustache as either a Groucho Marx style or some of her own hair affixed to her face.

 

[Levi]

Since no one else here posted this, her latest and worst fic yet:

Half-way through reading this, I felt the story could have been worth my time and sanity if it was set up as a slasher genre story instead of a tasteless smut-fic. Especially the part where they go to park the car in a hidden area, perfect set up. Hand-hook-car-door.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

This is too fucking hilarious

 

[VinegarPussy]

What in the actual ever-loving hell??!! She wants to be an old white man in briefs??

 

[Phouquehead]

What in the actual ever-loving hell??!! She wants to be an old white man in briefs??

To her credit, she no longer wants to be a 12-14 year old boy because the reality of her being middle aged is finally setting in. I guess she's also coming to terms with the fact she'll never have workout lines either. So she's adjusting her transition goal from JRPG boy to flabby old man. Yet she'll still bemoan that skinny little 18 year olds don't want to bend over and get pounded by her jizzler in the back of her SUV... when she has zero income, zero charisma, and smells like cheap cigars, cream of mushroom soup, rancid pussy.

I love how she copes with her insecurities by looking at fetish material. I'm still convinced the whole stomach penis thing was lifted from some hentai manga she read long ago.

 

[Trombonista]

That old man's chest isn't exactly flat. Doesn't she want a flat chest?

 

[SwiftBucks]

Is it just me or is kairi getting progressively poorer and dirtier as these fics go on? A few stories ago she was attending school and just from a poor family but now she's dirty, smelly, disheveled and hanging out at the park after dark like a homeless bum

 

[TismFarmer]

I assumed the 'I want to live my best life in Austin' thing was because Victoria is one of those places where the slightly conservative people she interacts with eavesdrops on say things like 'just like those wierdos/freaks in Austin' or similar whenever the subject of LGBT/Perverts comes up.

 

[Tiresome]

Edit: Everyone is laughing and this post was about 90% serious.

You're so close to understanding yourself on this site.