💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[Falcon Sebben]

What in the actual ever-loving hell??!! She wants to be an old white man in briefs??

Obviously yes.

He's not fit, he has moobs and he's a man. It's her perfect fit except he's like 40 years too old.

That old man's chest isn't exactly flat. Doesn't she want a flat chest?

Relatively speaking. I think she mentioned, or one of her simps, mentioned something about moobs. So basically, flat as in, "not having boobs".

 

[Stinkyboy]

That's.... what she already looks like?
It's not like she has giant bazongas like Jake Alley

 

[Kosher Dill]

Is it just me or is kairi getting progressively poorer and dirtier as these fics go on? A few stories ago she was attending school and just from a poor family but now she's dirty, smelly, disheveled and hanging out at the park after dark like a homeless bum

Pretty soon Vanitas is going to pick her up off Skid Row shooting up Krokodil.
"Silly girl, you're just doing that because you're retarded. Now get ready for some average dick."

 

[LonesomeDud]

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This is too fucking hilarious

What a bod. Just like Vanitas.

 

[Breadbear]

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This is too fucking hilarious

What the fuck, Pixy

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

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This is too fucking hilarious

Because 20 year old wannabe zoomer tradwives are just desperate for a doughy middle aged sperg pooner with man tits to wait on hand and foot... Ashton doesn't even have a job to buy the destitute crackwhore Kairi of his dreams

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Because 20 year old wannabe zoomer tradwives are just desperate for a doughy middle aged sperg pooner with man tits to wait on hand and foot... Ashton doesn't even have a job to buy the destitute crackwhore Kairi of his dreams

And of course said crackwhore would be so happy that Vanitas "saved" her from her life of giving blowjobs for crack that she'd immediately turn her life around and become the perfect woman for him by blowing him instead.

 

[Dysnomia]

Since no one else here posted this, her latest and worst fic yet:

I've been ill so I didn't get to post this. I did a little artist's rendition of the outfit Vanitas is wearing in this disaster. I'm not sure what the shirt pattern is so I used that girly shirt with the rose print that she bought awhile ago as inspiration. No mention of pants color so I made them purple. Pixy has described Vanitas as wearing purple pants quite a few times and I thought it would really pull this hot mess together. And of course I added the gait belt. She's BELTED. Stop harming her.

Over 9000 hours in MS Paint:


This chapter is so bad. This is how an English major starts an opening paragraph:

This was weighing heavily on the man.

Her writing "skills" are degraded more every chapter.

Gotta add that Japanese flair.

Repeated traumas haunting his brain like a spectre, a giant akuma or oni demon.

Here Pixy makes sure that everyone knows Kairi is of legal age even though she's young. Just in case people accuse her of being a lolicon.

He don’t know why he was turned on by her. She was younger than him by quite a few years, but not enough to be illegal. She was 24, but looked 18 or 21.

Kairi is getting dirtier. I think Pixy wants someone worse off than her so she can elevate herself to a higher position. Because that's the kind of person Pixy is. Poverty doesn't=dirty with uncombed hair. I won't rant but I find it really irritating. Kairi has gone from being a hungry little waif to an alcoholic mess with no executive function.

The little red head was sort of dirty but he liked her, her nails ungroomed and crocs dirty with mud. She didn’t have a lot of shoes or changes of clothes he guessed. “I missed you too sweetie….you need to do something about that hair…it’s still as unruly as ever.”, he said. Trying not to be creepy or mean.

But the thing that really got me was the gait belt stuff. She's now suggesting that Kairi also be belted just like Vanitas.

He was fully belted and in his sane mind

His eyes drifted over her body as he demanded she belt up for her safety.

This last part happens right before the sex scene. I assume this is the same park as the the toilet Kairi received a piss bath on. I'm 100% convinced something happened to Pixy at this park that she is trauma dumping through this. Wearing multiple belts is some kind of symbolic way to prevent her pants from being removed. But the gait belt isn't even attached to any loops. It's not securing anything but Pixy's fear of being forcibly undressed while drunk in a public toilet. The next chapter after this also takes place at the part and it's in the bathroom again.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Gotta add that Japanese flair.

And she's not even getting it right.

First of all there's simply no reason to use random Japanese in your daily life unless you are speaking to somebody Japanese and can't remember the word in English. It's just bad fanfiction 101. You see this all the time when tweens try to write.

Spoiler: Japanese sperging

But the worst part? Oni aren't demons. She already said a "giant Akuma" which is a demon or in English it's more often associated with a devil. An oni is an ogre... and at times aren't necessarily seen as being bad. Oh sure they're considered wild, dangerous and really mercurial but they're not necessarily evil. They can even be neutral, good and seen as protectors. In fact calling somebody an oni could mean they're really strong and powerful.

tl;dr: Pixy doesn't understand the language or the culture she's fixated on.

 

[Dysnomia]

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This is too fucking hilarious

She wants to look like a fat old man with lil' perky mantits. Her goals suck as much as her fantasies. Remember her goal was a svelte 170. In one of her more recent fics Vanitas was down to 187 so that's likely accurate. She has no intention of getting down to a healthy weight for her height because fast food and Starbucks tastes too good.

A nonny posted an AI image of what this probably looks like in Pixy's head.

Spoiler: Just add purple spikes and this is her fanfic Vanitas

 

[Falcon Sebben]

She wants to look like a fat old man with lil' perky mantits. Her goals suck as much as her fantasies. Remember her goal was a svelte 170. In one of her more recent fics Vanitas was down to 187 so that's likely accurate. She has no intention of getting down to a healthy weight for her height because fast food and Starbucks tastes too good.

A nonny posted an AI image of what this probably looks like in Pixy's head.

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Ironically enough... manlier than Pixy could ever hope to look like.

The adoring anime girl was a nice touch.

 

[Pancake]

Did anyone else catch the pronoun error in the latest story??

"They made out and he moved in to bite my neck with his light fangs,"

HMMM.

 

[Dysnomia]

Did anyone else catch the pronoun error in the latest story??

"They made out and he moved in to bite my neck with his light fangs,"

HMMM.

Maybe Pixy is still yaoi after all.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

In fact calling somebody an oni could mean they're really strong and powerful.

Yeah. It's common as a prefix used to mean exactly that, as in 鬼将軍. Or just to indicate large size, as in 鬼百合. No, the lily is not a demonic flower, Pixy.

That manner of pseudo-code-switching weebery really guraindzu mai giazu.

 

[Flaw Peacock]

The foundation is there. She needs to work on improving.

But she won't, because all she does is copy. Like most lolcows she's fundamentally incurious, and so doesn't bother to truly create or use her imagination to draw from. She doesn't use things as "references", she just straight up copies it. We know this cuz the few times she's lost the reference image she stole, suddenly her art skills sharply decline to Chris Chan standards.

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CASE IN POINT.

Not a chance in hell her brothers will take her in. I wonder if she thinks she gets to keep the house without paying any bills for it lol

At least Debbie died with the comfort of knowing she has other children who are normal and functional.

bazongas

Bazongas.

 

[Umaibae]

At least Debbie died

Wait what?? I thought she was just in the home. I missed a lot.

 

[Dysnomia]

Wait what?? I thought she was just in the home. I missed a lot.

I think she still is in the nursing home. If she had died Pixy would have probably posted about it.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Did anyone else catch the pronoun error in the latest story??

"They made out and he moved in to bite my neck with his light fangs,"

HMMM.

Or she's imagining from her POV and then shifting herself into Vanitas? After all doesn't Vanitas have small fangs? At least Pixy has written something like that before.

All this shows to me is she's still thinking like a woman and like she's the "weak" one.

 

[Kosher Dill]

If she had died Pixy would have probably posted about it.

If she died Vanitas probably would have mentioned it.

 

[Phouquehead]

Over 9000 hours in MS Paint:

This is great. Speaking of Vanitas Drip:

It's good she has a case manager because she's really going to need one once her parents are dead, but imagining the conversation that led to these photos taken make me cringe, as does her stupid outfit. Did she wear this to an appointment?! Or was this some kind of tard wrangling field trip? Sarah only vaguebooks about how being asked to take out the trash is a human rights violation, wanting a boyfriend free girl and millions of photos of her ugly face. I wish she overshared about her day to day life as a special needs elder millennial instead.

Meanwhile, I'm really curious how Sarah will react when Debbie dies. She's been weirdly secretive about her mom having a stroke and being in a nursing home this past year(?) and we only know this mostly through her fanfics, not her FB posts. I have a feeling she'll gravedance at first but over time the grief will sink in and we're going to get more violent freakouts. I don't know if Sarah has ever dealt with death of a family member, friend, anyone in her life before. (Lucky her.)