Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Dammit Mandrake!]

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Iran attempting to take shots at the Tripoli

"Iran claims it targeted..." Talk about nothing.

I targeted Halle Berry and Pamela Anderson. Put that in your news story.

 

[not william stenchever]

Hard to believe ED was the place to learn about lolcows at one time. Seems like 50 years ago.

I have fond memories of learning about Timecube at my friend's place while we were having fun looking at silly stuff on the internet.

 

[Snekposter]

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You may not like it, tekker, but this is what complete Wayback reclamation looks like.

(I know she's brown but goddamn does her squad kill things when you kit them out.)

I prefer to kit my man Yaz out with the Mk22 and stack on close quarters bonuses. Dude is fucking terrifying when you do that, even wiping out light vehicles in a single turn. Like seriously, what sort of deranged psychopath goes and picks the urinal right next to someone and then just starts talking to them?

 

[Alphasnail]

I prefer to kit my man Yaz out with the Mk22 and stack on close quarters bonuses. Dude is fucking terrifying with one of those when you do that. Like seriously, what sort of deranged psychopath goes and picks the urinal right next to someone and then just starts talking to them?

Please stop im waiting for the official release date.

 

[Hanged Man]

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Very sane take coming out of Iran.

Apparently they will be putting civilians inside of power plants tomorrow too.

"Come along kids, special field trip to our local power plant!" - Every IRGC adjacent teacher throughout Iran. I hope and wish this dark joke won't become a predictable reality.

 

[Knee Heel No Womb]

He should probably get a flair that says "the most trusted name in news."

How about "Fair and Balanced"?

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Britain will not allow the U.S. to use RAF bases for strikes on Iranian bridges or power plants, according to The i Paper.️ UK officials argue such attacks on civilian infrastructure could amount to a potential war crime, and any U.S. request to use British bases for this purpose would be refused. Starmer cucks out, again.

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Secondary explosions are being reported in the mountains near Najafabad, Isfahan province, following US/Israeli strikes.

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Syrians found a kill vehicle from a MIM‑401 interceptor of the U.S. THAAD anti-ballistic missile system in the Suwayda countryside, southern Syria.

 

[Alphasnail]

"Come along kids, special field trip to our local power plant!" - Every IRGC adjacent teacher throughout Iran. I hope and wish this dark joke won't be a predictable reality.

Theyll do it. We already blew up somebody's boy at a basij checkpoint.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

While the Iranians were distracted searching for the downed weapons officer, President Trump killed forty IRGC commanders. He killed 40 IRGC commanders.
That's as many as four tens.
And that's wonderful.

Source | Archive

 

[not william stenchever]

I prefer to kit my man Yaz out with the Mk22 and stack on close quarters bonuses. Dude is fucking terrifying when you do that, even wiping out light vehicles in a single turn. Like seriously, what sort of deranged psychopath goes and picks the urinal right next to someone and then just starts talking to them?

This playthrough I have not yet picked up my beloved Krokodil addict.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

While the Iranians were distracted searching for the downed weapons officer, President Trump killed forty IRGC commanders. He killed 40 IRGC commanders.
That's as many as four tens.
And that's wonderful.
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But the debate thread told me that rescuing the pilot and WSO was a huge waste of resources and that we don't have air dominance over Iran. At this rate will the IRGC have anyone over the rank of 2nd Lt. after Bridge and Power Day?

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

https://x.com/RealCandaceO/status/2041161880824058111

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Candace Owens quotes a known shill for China and somehow gets the rank of the pilot wrong, putting Black Excellence on display

So they are really just making up a story so they can say America failed. Nice.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

"We have informed Ghenghis Khan we do no appreciate being threatened by horsemen with banners"

We have informed Khan Trump we do not appreciate being threatened by trolls with shitposts.

The Ultimate Deal or the Ultimate Disaster

Listen, I’m going to make this very clear for you—clearer than anyone has ever made it before.

We have the greatest power this world has ever seen. The strength we have is incredible, frankly, it’s beautiful. And here is the bottom line: You need to decide, and you need to decide with a sincere heart, that you’re done being a problem. You have to say, "We’re going to be smart, we’re going to work with you, and we’re going to give you our full cooperation." I’m telling you right now, you, the Ayatollah, and all your "leaders"—every single one of them, no exceptions—need to show up, show some respect, wear a sharp suit, say thank you, and start doing things our way. That’s the only way we’re ever going to believe you’re serious. We’ll know you’ve finally seen the light.

But let’s be very honest: If you don't follow the plan, if you keep going against what we’ve ordered, we’re going to know exactly who you are. We’re going to know you’re the enemy. And believe me, nobody wants to be on the other side of what happens next. It’s your choice. Make it a good one.

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Speaking of Khan Trump

Live Updates: Trump's threat to blow "everything up" if Iran won't make a deal hangs over new ceasefire bid (archive Wip)​

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Live Updates: Trump's threat to blow "everything up" if Iran won't make a deal hangs over new ceasefire bid

Iran's counteroffer is fucking insane. They want:
1) Guarantees that they'll never be struck again.
2) Israel to stop fighting Hezbollah.
3) The lifting of all sanctions.
4) The reopening of the Strait, but only if they get to continue their $2M per tanker tolls.

These are all non-starters, but especially the second demand. Israel has made clear that they're using this opportunity to completely destroy Hezbollah, and they don't give a shit what Trump says. This is an inborn, deeply personal grudge for them.

 

[draggs]

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Very sane take coming out of Iran.

Apparently they will be putting civilians inside of power plants tomorrow too.

Casually committing war crimes while accusing yt of casually committing war crimes is all the browns got

Article 28 of the 1949 Geneva Conventions and Additional Protocol I (1977) explicitly ban the use of human shields. Forced use, and voluntary use like what Iran is doing here, both banned. Well browns aren't human so I guess it's ok

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

The reopening of the Strait, but only if they get to continue their $2M per tanker tolls.

I'm going to be honest, I think even if the war wasn't going on, Iran would have gotten desperate enough cash wise for them to add a toll to the strait

 

[Buzz Killington]

Iran's counteroffer is fucking insane. They want:
1) Guarantees that they'll never be struck again.
2) Israel to stop fighting Hezbollah.
3) The lifting of all sanctions.
4) The reopening of the Strait, but only if they get to continue their $2M per tanker tolls.

These are all non-starters, but especially the second demand. Israel has made clear that they're using this opportunity to completely destroy Hezbollah, and they don't give a shit what Trump says. This is an inborn, deeply personal grudge for them.

Number 2 and number 4 are fucking retarded. Number 4 especially, yeah we'll reopen the strait bro but we'll keep extorting vessels that pass through it. I hope they get nuked.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Casually committing war crimes while accusing yt of casually committing war crimes is all the browns got

Article 28 of the 1949 Geneva Conventions and Additional Protocol I (1977) explicitly ban the use of human shields. Forced use, and voluntary use like what Iran is doing here, both banned. Well browns aren't human so I guess it's ok

Thankfully, England is there to put a stop to it by denying us access to their air bases as soon as we start to make a move that might actually result in Iran suffering consequences.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Received messages:
Continuous sound of fighter jets from the sky of Hamedan, probably heading towards Tehran, 2:50

Sound of fighter jets in Saveh 02:53, they are doing red missions

2:54 Saveh, sound of fighter jets flying low towards Tehran
3:02 again the sound of fighter jets comes but this time much louder

At 3:02, explosion sound near Gohardasht, Karaj

Sound of fighter jets and two explosions, time 03:02, Karaj

At 3:03 Mehrshahr, I heard three explosion sounds


Vahid Karaj, sound of three terrible explosions

3:02, loud explosion sound in Jahanshahr Karaj, three times


@VahidOnline (https://t.me/VahidOnline)


East Tehran, two or three strong explosions - 3:02

I don't know, I think it was at 3:02 in northeast Tehran

Tehran, Lavizan. The sound of a single explosion. 3:03

Hello Narmak, the sound of 2-3 explosions near 3:03

Tehran - northeast - Hossein Abad - Heravi
03:03
I heard the sound of an explosion

Niavaran, 3:02, a distant but very heavy explosion

Nobonyad 03:02, explosion sounds heard

Hello, at 3:03 Ajodaniyeh, a terrible explosion sound came
It seems like a targeted assassination

Tehran Jeyhun 3:03, two distant explosions

03:03 Farmanieh had a terrible sound, windows shook

Hello 3:03 west Tehran, explosion sound came

@VahidOnline (https://t.me/VahidOnline)

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Britain will not allow the U.S. to use RAF bases for strikes on Iranian bridges or power plants, according to The i Paper.️ UK officials argue such attacks on civilian infrastructure could amount to a potential war crime, and any U.S. request to use British bases for this purpose would be refused. Starmer cucks out, again.

Greenland is ours.