Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[RA-5C Vigilante]

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Oh God, the HoI4 Academy of War grads are getting uppity again.

 

[Thomas Talus]

Attention to Orders:

The Kiwi Farms Iran Crisis Thread has taken pleasure in awarding @Mr. Racewar1488 the Kiwi Farms Intelligence Cross for conspicuous commitment to providing intelligence collection in support of Operation Epic Fury. His unending efforts to update the thread with current and accurate intelligence reflect great credit upon himself, his thread, and the Kiwi Farms.


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He should probably get a flair that says "the most trusted name in news."

 

[Stupor Mario]

Gonna power level for a bit but when I was younger I went on a date with someone who wrote for the times, they are that annoying IRL.

These faggot journalists literally think they are heroes bravely speaking truth to power instead of the useful propaganda mouthpieces for America's enemies that they actually are. I can imagine their egos are extraordinarily large in person.

Which brown got banned this time.

The one that pretends to be a fat white guy.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Which brown got banned this time.

The guy with the AI avatar of an obese caucasian male.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Attention to Orders:

The Kiwi Farms Iran Crisis Thread has taken pleasure in awarding @Mr. Racewar1488 the Kiwi Farms Intelligence Cross for conspicuous commitment to providing intelligence collection in support of Operation Epic Fury. His unending efforts to update the thread with current and accurate intelligence reflect great credit upon himself, his thread, and the Kiwi Farms.


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Attention to Orders:

The Kiwi Farms Iran Crisis Thread has taken pleasure in awarding @Mr. Racewar1488 the Kiwi Farms Autistic Conduct Medal for his unwavering commitment to staying on topic in support of Operation Epic Fury. His on-topic contributions saved his fellow posters from threadbans for off-topic slapfighting. His single-minded efforts reflect great credit upon himself, his thread, and the Kiwi Farms.

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I'm printing these out to tape onto my shadow box as we speak.

Oy gevalt, you forgot his most important medal:
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We all know Mr. Racewar1488 is reporting from a top secret Mossad FOB deep within Iran. Its the only explanation for why he's able to create so many informative posts!

Literally me according to the people I was trolling in the debate thread earlier:

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It took four posts before they started calling me a jew. And they were really butthurt I was posting so much news content. I guess they're salty that Null shouted me out and said I was a good poster while they're blackpilled doomer fags.

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'Secondary explosions in the mountains towards #Najafabad around 00:25 AM on Tuesday, April 8' Current time in Tehran: 0255


#Qazvin
Messages received:

Qazvin explosion north of the city at 1:18 AM

Qazvin 01:19 Several explosions near and far. Probably north of the city

Vahid Qazvin is calling
Heavy explosion sound

Qazvin strange sounds are coming

Qazvin just heard a sound
Several in a row

Qazvin itself had 6 explosions

1.22 Qazvin explosion and sound of a plane nearby

Just now at 1:20 minutes, sound of an explosion in Qazvin
Anti-aircraft sound also came

Qazvin 7/8 sounds of explosions in a row, then defenses started to strike
1:20 minutes

0:22

An Iranian ballistic missile struck Jubail Industrial City, the world's largest industrial city, in Saudi Arabia's Eastern Province.


A large fire has broken out in Jubail Industrial City, Saudi Arabia's Eastern Province, following the Iranian missile attack.

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Scenes from the massive fire in Jubail Industrial City, Saudi Arabia's Eastern Province, following an Iranian missile strike.

Vice President JD Vance is on standby to join the negotiations with Iran if backchannel talks progress to a direct meeting, according to POLITICO.

The discussions are currently being led by Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner, with Vance expected to step in if enough progress is made, though it remains unclear what Iran would need to offer.

Vance is currently involved behind the scenes and in contact with intermediaries like Pakistan.

It's currently unknown if Iran is ready to say thank you.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

My post got moved with the spastic that ate a threadban but I'm re-posting this video because the imagery of trump talking down Iran while standing next to the Easter bunny is too funny to not keep here.
bMmwYVUvUM7gu6XZ.mp4

No surprise there, the rabbits have been wishing for Total Mohammedan Death since the Crusades:

Too bad Iran has spent all their time making rockets instead of Holy Hand Grenades.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Gonna be another year of ea my nigga. Just give em yer money though they made battle brothers.

Isnt it by the same studio that makes Xenonauts 2 which STILL isnt out of early access after 5 years or something?

 

[Alphasnail]

I'm printing these out to tape onto my shadow box as we speak.

Is it possible for the Feeder in Chief to pin some medals on you? Sorta like the triangle but for good boy points and not faggotry?

 

[Persona Grata]

Isnt it by the same studio that makes Xenonauts 2 which STILL isnt out of early access after 5 years or something?

I am sorry to mods ahead of time for off topic but it hit 1.0 a couple days ago.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Very sane take coming out of Iran.

Apparently they will be putting civilians inside of power plants tomorrow too.

 

[Getting Tard Comed Jr]

If this is just for news and no questions anymore, this may be interesting to you all.

https://halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/component/content/article/every-deal-is-dead-the-deadlines-are-set-iran-told-the-world-to-go-fuck-itself

Iran has rejected every attempt and proposal for a peaceful remedy. I guess their leaders are suicidal. If you guys have a better source for Iran's POV of the war I'd be happy to use it.

 

[hugh mungus feed n sneed]

The guy with the AI avatar of an obese caucasian male.

I'm still around don't worry.

until I get banned for this

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

It's currently unknown if Iran is ready to say thank you.

Trump implied today that his final plans involve America tolling the Strait, so I can only assume not quite yet.

Iran has rejected every attempt and proposal for a peaceful remedy. I guess their leaders are suicidal.

Good.

 

[harmy.kook]

>Hal Turner

Oh, you mean that buckbroken informant who snitched on all his fellow White Nationalists at the time?

Harold "Hal" Turner of North Bergen, New Jersey is a former FBI informant, convicted felon, and conservative talk radio host. Many people reading this may know of Turner from the prank call raids and DDOSs Anonymous conducted back in 2006 and 2007, but his story has many more interesting elements to it.

Since getting his ass kicked by Anonymous, the Internet, White Supremacists he narc'ed on, and the U.S. Justice Department, he no longer engages with trolls and has been effectively neutered. Screaming at clouds now.

 

[Alphasnail]

If this is just for news and no questions anymore, this may be interesting to you all.

https://halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/component/content/article/every-deal-is-dead-the-deadlines-are-set-iran-told-the-world-to-go-fuck-itself

Iran has rejected every attempt and proposal for a peaceful remedy. I guess their leaders are suicidal. If you guys have a better source for Iran's POV of the war I'd be happy to use it.

Hey wasn't hal turner that guy who turned out to be a lightning rod for the fbi way back? Does anybody remember this? I think i read it on ED.

Edit:

https://edramatica.com/Hal_Turner

Yes he is

 

[not william stenchever]

You may not like it, tekker, but this is what complete Wayback reclamation looks like.

(I know she's brown but goddamn does her squad kill things when you kit them out.)

 

[Alphasnail]

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You may not like it, tekker, but this is what complete Wayback reclamation looks like.

(I know she's brown but goddamn does her squad kill things when you kit them out.)

We are definitely getting flushed to the brown dimension for this. Nobody had the ability to stop talking about vidya.

 

[harmy.kook]

Yes he is

Even has a dead thread here, but it was kind of obvious when you see his website

 

[not william stenchever]

We are definitely getting flushed to the brown dimension for this. Nobody had the ability to stop talking about vidya.

Null will unleash his jailbroken AI waifu on us and we will all be gooped into becoming cybernetic extensions of Claude's will.

 

[Alphasnail]

Even has a dead thread here, but it was kind of obvious when you see his website

Hard to believe ED was the place to learn about lolcows at one time. Seems like 50 years ago.