Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

if you want the regime to capitulate then you need a land invasion
if you want regime change you need either a land invasion or to instigate a civil war that your faction ends up winning
What if we just keep bombing them forever. Sure people would make fun of Trump after it goes past the sixth week but what about the sixth year? I don't see any flaws to this plan espcially if they continue to blow up other Muslims and/or Jews the entire time.
 
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Oy gevalt, you forgot his most important medal:
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We all know Mr. Racewar1488 is reporting from a top secret Mossad FOB deep within Iran. Its the only explanation for why he's able to create so many informative posts!
 
It is very fun. It feels like only a third of the game is out in it's current state, but it's a very complete first third.
I'm legitimately surprised at how complete it is, despite the fact it essentially ends right as Act 2 starts as a semi-standard military tactics game, and then transitions with the MENACE and R&D and item crafting into an XCOM style alien assault game.
 
Uh, oh. Iran has a new Final Boss.

Meet Abu Azrael "The Angel of Death"
Special powers: Extra long beard and a Punisher hat.
His catchphrase: "Illa tahin" — "Grind you to dust."

https://x.com/DD_Geopolitics/status/2040955325726241162
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Wow. Its so nice of him to walk right into where we can kill him this time.Really saving Mossad a ton of work.

Every popular podcaster is an idiot. If someone tells you that they regularly watch podcasts, they're telling you that they're retarded and have no inner monologue.
Every talking head is.

The Great Khan of America wishes the Shahenshar to know that he was not making a threat when he said he would burn your city and make of it a despoilation that lasts a thousand moons. As the the great Sky father decrees he has made a promise. Not a threat. Speak not of your God to us, and instead ask your God what sins you have committed as to so anger him, that we are now here to punish you.
First day, the A-10s will circle your city training green smoke. If you open your gates and pay tribute you will be spared....

Even as a lowly officer cadet you could see the beginnings of the "great" man who he would become:
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Even with his fellow French the man couldn't help but gaze with disdain and suspicion towards the lowly peons who thought they were worthy to be in his magnificent presence.
De Gaulle was sheltered by the British, the free french supplied and funded by the British. And De Gaulle did everything in his power to ensure the British were kept from the European Free Trade Zone. They were not admitted until De Gaulle died.

Fuck de gaulle, I hope Hezbollah sinks the shitty carrier named after him.
 
Iran is attempting to deploy human shields around their power plants. This is what countries that are winning wars do.
If they're already targeting power plants and bridges, I doubt the Americans could care about the people in the power plants, Trump didn't give a shit about "Muh six million schoolgirls" so I don't see why he should give a shit about this
 
Probably because you start by saying things like this:
Oh so his skin is the color of shit. Not that we needed more evidence of that.
It is an indication of how well it is going.
You’ll be flushed back to your continent.
I hope the war does actually end soon I don't know if it will, but we in Europoorland really need those petrol prices down...
I wish your leaders weren’t morons and actually extracted energy.
 
Uh, oh. Iran has a new Final Boss.

Meet Abu Azrael "The Angel of Death"
Special powers: Extra long beard and a Punisher hat.
His catchphrase: "Illa tahin" — "Grind you to dust."

https://x.com/DD_Geopolitics/status/2040955325726241162
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A move like this is more of an indication that they're getting so many of their guys ack'd that they're having to pull in their outlying commanders back to the country to maintain order. That's a far more likely reason that the PMF commander just happens to be arriving a few days after his troops came across the border--it isn't to fight a ground invasion by Americans, it's to start exterminating any protestors that rise up against the regime when the lights go out.

Some journo cunt whined about how Trump striking the power plants will impact the Iranian people, and he told the stupid bitch that America has intercepted multiple communications from the populace saying they'd be willing to tolerate the suffering if it meant the regime suffers with them. Every time the bombing slows down, they beg for it to ramp back up.
Iran's already been targeting GCC infrastructure like bridges, energy facilities, and water desalination plants, so we've actually been holding back by not doing the same. Trump's mistake here was not pointing this out instead of going on about how much suffering the Iranians are willing to put up with. He may be right, but that only works if shit gets wrapped up quick. I think he's been emboldened by the fact that people apparently hate the IRGC so much that a bunch of villagers near one of its biggest cities not only appear to have helped the F-15 WSO evade those IRedditGC fucks, but even caused a traffic jam to keep them from swarming the area where the extraction was taking place.

With that said, there's still a pretty good chance that Trump will TACO here if someone provides him with a reasonable excuse to delay. His Sunday spazzout aside, he clearly doesn't want to hit their infrastructure for the very reason that it's going to take a new regime years to get it rebuilt, even with oil and gas revenues. I don't know what that excuse might be, but we've been blue-balled on this stuff before and it's not out of the question that it will happen again. The biggest risk here is that US troop morale is going to be sky-high after getting the F-15 crew out alive, right out from under the IRGC's nose, while IRGC credibility has sunk to lows seen during the January protests. Armies don't get many opportunities like this, and when you have them, you need to put your knee on your adversary's neck and snap it, or it's going to be obvious you're playing not to lose, rather than win.
 
My post got moved with the spastic that ate a threadban but I'm re-posting this video because the imagery of trump talking down Iran while standing next to the Easter bunny is too funny to not keep here.
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Which brown got banned this time.


Also we are such a meme country the west is just jealous that they have to listen to us. Trump could be eating a big mac while ordering a strike and the euros just have to take it. I fucking love it.
 
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