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Gonna be a heavy whale call tonight and Rimworld usually gets it done so we will probably be cucked for a 5 no coffers streak but we can only hope
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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Gonna be a heavy whale call tonight and Rimworld usually gets it done so we will probably be cucked for a 5 no coffers streak but we can only hope
PhilTRAINWRECKdentedREAL
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In a time not so long ago. Fiddy Bucks was a good stream. We only counted Tips not peasant YouTube donations. Now During the Goal less era we are having a hard time hitting the Nongoal. Maybe if Goal returned the Dents will refill the Tax coffers and there will be less confusion.
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Knowing how retarded Phil is, I'm 99% sure this is what happened. There's a theory that the video on DSPReacts (I think) TBS was reacting to was taken down by Darziak - if that's true, then he'd have to either have Manager perms or the password itself. The latter of which isn't unlikely and I doubt he uses different passwords so if he handed out one account he basically handed out all of them.
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Idk about you guys but I'm convinced. Phil is right, I'm wasting my life posting on KF, when I could be a moral, healthy, productive member of society like him. I'm gonna go to school and become a doctor!
Get fucked you faggot. You weren't trolling on SRK, you were being yourself and people hated you. The reason you were nice in person is because you're a cowardly beta bitch who only feels safe talking smack when you can't be called on it. Jaha called you on it and you cried like a fag and begged him not to kick your ass. Even if every single person who currently posts on here left more would take our places. The problem is not us, it's YOU.
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Do you think the IRS accepts payment in wrist rests?
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Imagine Phil on Hoarders, and he just insists on saving and selling his wrist rests, "I can get $14,000 from these at least! These wrist rests are my retirement!"
Dave'sWeakestDent
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ICS is on his period 
ICS is on his period
He's got nothin' to worry about. Phil's already bled him dry.
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- 7 de Feb, 2018
I was picturing that scene from the Dark Crystal where the old bird guy dies with all his toadies around him except it's Phil in the bed hacking and wheezing away saying he's still king as his cadre of furfags, cripples, feebs and incels that make up his moderators that all congregate on the totally non existent page because Phil doesn't know what discord is, all stand around him.
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Salt will do that to a man.
Remember............................it's all a joke right Phail?
Oh you know he drowned those sorrows hard last night.
Blows up his 'pulled a leg muscle' lie.
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It's funny how chicken is brought up because the first thing I thought of when piggy flexed his forearm was that it looked like the flat of a chicken wing that was cooked for too long and the bone was showing more than the meat.
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The “why didn’t Jaha finish the job” works on so many levels. Do you (the person reading, not OP necessarily) remember how scared you were to take your first punch? To break your first limb, or fuck, go beyond physical injury, just do something you know is going to suck but have no frame of reference? And then it happens and you acknowledge the suck but you now also have perspective you didn’t have before.
Phil has none of that. Phil has an adulthood of an absolute dearth of that. So every potential blow whether it’s physical or emotional or mental has the outsider’s perspective to him. When you never got Two For Flinching during freshman gym all year, everything makes you flinch.
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The fact that Phil still can't understand this simple pattern is astounding.
Relax, buddy. Next month is almost here, you will get your money. No need for the constant copecasts.
PS: And some Kiwis also can't understand this simple pattern either.
No guys, this time it's the END FOR PHIL, FOR REALSIES!
Relax, buddy. Next month is almost here, you will get your money. No need for the constant copecasts.
PS: And some Kiwis also can't understand this simple pattern either.
No guys, this time it's the END FOR PHIL, FOR REALSIES!
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We've talked about it before but the handholding doesn't get enough attention for the damage it has done to this man. Everything in his life he needs help with, all of it. He had a problem with YouTube today and what was the first thing he did? Grabbed his phone. Now why would he need his phone? Can't say for sure but I assume it was to message his tech slave on Discord, don't know what else he would be doing. The handholding in games is no longer something he's ashamed of, it's a feature he has justified many times. He doesn't cook, he doesn't clean, doesn't fix anything around the house. The things he does himself are inputting chat's suggestions into the actual games, and uploading his cut up stream segments with no editing. Rarely we get an AI thumbnail.
It makes sense he puts so much emphasis on those faggy animations because it is legitimately probably the most work he has to do. To him it's a big deal because his frame of reference of what work is is so limited. He has to "suffer through" a night where he gets his cheeks clapped in SF6. Oh, the horror, how did he survive? But really I think the handholding in every aspect of his life has lead to significant mental decay. He has atrophied the part of his brain responsible for making decisions, or at the very least he's made such a habit of it that it comes naturally to him. His locus of control has always been super external but with the handholding it just gets further away, and he becomes less and less able to make any changes for the better (which he already really struggled with). Unless some fairy godmother comes and tells him how to sort his shit (and he would probably tell her to fuck off because he's a cunt that can't take good advice) he's probably cooked. Maybe drinking around the clock will help.
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He struggles with many simple patterns, like the fact Kick money comes from like 2 people, or that games will lose support as they continue on. "I don't know what happened with [insert game here] guys it was doing well but now it seems to be struggling" oh you mean like every game you've ever played ever? I know he's an idiot but these are really simple patterns man. Then again this is the "okay let's say red = 1 and blue =2, and yellow =2, no wait" guy.
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Enlightened detractors understand it's not money that will break Phil, it'll be a major health crisis that simultaneously limits his ability to stream, eat slop, and live his dented, insular lifestyle, because his entire narcissistic stack of cards is built on avoiding responsibility and the existential dread of ageing and death. Unfortunately, just like Ethan Ralph is somehow still alive and banging a blacked pornstar after eating copious amounts of xaniberries, people with slovenly lifestyles have the roach body to match it and don't often hit a serious level of physical decay until their 50s. That's when unused muscle really starts to go and Phil will start wishing he'd hit the home gym.
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I long for the day that every stream for a full month fails to reach the goal. Troll dent tips are what like a quarter of his income? It could be done if people stopped trying to fish for crashouts and just ignored him and let him lose his mind all on his own
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Despite all his claims of overcoming things, he has never truly faced any adversity. He's never had to push through anything, at all. Comparing our childhoods (iirc) his Dad was a Marine, my dad was a Marine, and I had to learn at a young age to push through shit. Didn't matter if it was a task or punishment he gave me, bullshit at school, or at practice or games. His dad was exceedingly easy on him. Speaking of which, any record of him playing any sort of sport growing up? Like even T(rip)-ball?