DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Baklava]

Phil does something during these boring-ass RPG streams that I've taken to calling "chill begs". He still says the same script---"let's get some [tips, etc.]...right NOW"---but with less urgency than usual so you know it's a cool game stream and positive, meaningful content because he's playing something he loves! Even though people in chat are literally begging and giving money for him to play something else.

Also he said something really stupid during the prestream about Final Fantasy. They LITERALLY abandoned purely turn-based combat in the last decade with 15, 16, and the 7 remakes! Never mind that active time battle has been the standard for basically thirty years with FF, with exceptions

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Darziak cannot delete Phil videos.
Unless Phil was dumb enough to give him the permission, by making him a manager.

Or worse, if he gave him his password.

So yeah the only thing Darziak can do to troll Phil is either:
1) Sneakily add detractor memes on old video thumbnails/titles/description
2) Change video titles to "DSP CRAVES BIG BLACK DALE COCK" or something
3) Start uploading porn on Phil's channel or whatever until his channel gets three strikes and DSP channel is gone forever.

I also don't understand why Phil is angry about the age restricted shit... Doesn't that only applies to that stream? Or will it also be applied retroactively to all future streams as well?

 

[Cpt. Greybar]

have this machoor adult-style sticker for your efforts
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That reminds me of this part of an old smark guys clip I watched today:

0:33

0:19

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Also he said something really stupid during the prestream about Final Fantasy. They LITERALLY abandoned purely turn-based combat in the last decade with 15, 16, and the 7 remakes! Never mind that active time battle has been the standard for basically thirty years with FF, with exceptions

ATB from 4-9 was a shitty in-between where I would always turn to wait if possible, to be fair. It wasn't until 12 and especially 13 that they got it better (with 13, you could just mash attack and beat 99% of the game waiting to finally get past endless narrow hallways with a garbage story so most never experienced it, but I digress). So, I don't totally disagree with Phil there. 15 was a change.

 

[Kagome Higurashi]

So Phil is lying about how his stream got reported for nudity. It was actually hateful or abusive content (or more depending on other reporters.)

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Oh and by the way, as seen on WPIG - he provably lied about the reason his stream last night got flagged as adult content!

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He lies like he breathes.

Such a bad lie as well are we to believe that no SF6 streamer could ever get superchats if they had a match with Zangief? Also how gay is this dude to immediately come up with that as an excuse lmao

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

This Asmon guy must be a real mouth drooling dunce still enjoying such a badly made game

 

[SwiftBucks]

Such a bad lie as well are we to believe that no SF6 streamer could ever get superchats if they had a match with Zangief? Also how gay is this dude to immediately come up with that as an excuse lmao

The giefster always stands Phil's penne to attention so that must be it. Nothing he could do

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

Another day, another channel-killing JRPG stream. Imagine you're a sandwich shop and you keep jamming liver and onion sandwiches down your clientele's throats day after day after day as that foot traffic dwindles. Putting that business degree to good use, phil

 

[Yung Dalph]

So yeah the only thing Darziak can do to troll Phil is either:
1) Sneakily add detractor memes on old video thumbnails/titles/description
2) Change video titles to "DSP CRAVES BIG BLACK DALE COCK" or something
3) Start uploading porn on Phil's channel or whatever until his channel gets three strikes and DSP channel is gone forever

Darziak has admitted in the past that he's an editor. Don't get your hopes up - he will do none of these. He is the most harmless "troll" and he is deeply parasocial, severely autistic, and perhaps sees Phil as his father figure. He has announced he's been done with Phil at least three times before and has always come back. I suspect he is quite literally in love with Phil, maybe only platonically.

This desperate attention seeking from trolls is a part of his shtick. He might go on a doody stream or some other desperate clout hungry nigger detractor's stream to have an interview and get called a dent for half an hour. He will be back in Phil's good graces the next day.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Darziak has admitted in the past that he's an editor. Don't get your hopes up - he will do none of these. He is the most harmless "troll" and he is deeply parasocial, severely autistic, and perhaps sees Phil as his father figure. He has announced he's been done with Phil at least three times before and has always come back. I suspect he is quite literally in love with Phil, maybe only platonically.

This desperate attention seeking from trolls is a part of his shtick. He might go on a doody stream or some other desperate clout hungry nigger detractor's stream to have an interview and get called a dent for half an hour. He will be back in Phil's good graces the next day.

TL, DR: Darziak is boring just like all other dents.

Eh, can you imagine how many terabites of space Google would gain after deleting the 70k wastes of space on Phil's channel?
I bet Google might offer a prize to whoever does that lol

 

[Yung Dalph]

TL, DR: Darziak is boring just like all other dents

He's not completely without entertaining value. He has more fetishes than countries I can name. He also commissioned someone to make fanart of himself as a dragon and Phil (fanfic name Gavid) as his friend.

All I'm trying to say here is not to expect any level of "meaningful" snaking from him.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Did no one tell these fucking dents Phil has missed the goal which does not exist 3 times already? Did they miss the morning business meeting where he told them it's been tough, y'know, it's been tough? How are WE only at 88 dahllars nearing the end of DQ7?

Where are you, Princess Troona?!

 

[Elite Kipchak]

i hate to say it, milord, but I suspect you may need to fabricate an Anonymous Tip to save you izzat today...

 

[fresh pair of socks]

King's Tax: $88

Detractor Streak: 3

Whales continue to withhold. Detractors stay winning.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Did no one tell these fucking dents Phil has missed the goal which does not exist 3 times already?

After yesterday's crashout I was expecting the "organic" dents (meaning the one Phil talks to on discord) to come by and support in drove with their bought accounts... It's weird as in the past they always came with large tips right after huge crashouts.

Maybe the crayolas are affected by the inflation too

 

[Optimus Crime]

Three times the charm. Someone should kick him while he's down (his words) and try to convince him that having King's Tax is problematic. It's a leftover meme from the Kasino arc and kings aren't beggars

Or gay.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

i hate to say it, milord, but I suspect you may need to fabricate an Anonymous Tip to save you izzat today...

Just one fake tip, my liege. What's the harm?

Just imagine the look on Ayushton and Ayundy's faces when they see how SUSSESSFUL you still are...

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

King's Tax: $88

still WAY WAY more than he deserves

 

[InspiredReviewBrah]

Has he ever done this much OT during any of his other baby tantrums?

Really successful streamer if you're whining about support like you are tonight!

Nope, but like a dozen of his streams have been fairly close. Off the top of my head, his AKI stream 2 years ago lasted until ~10:23 PM PST, but that was because of 5-10 minutes of coping and slides. There were also a bunch of streams since then that lasted until 10:15-10:20 PM, and I think a lot of those were SF6 streams.

"Now, Trayvon, it's been six hours and you haven't had a single client sign up for the app. What do I mean by this? This week we're really pushing the app. If you can't get at least three sign ups a shift, I'm gonna have to move you to the night shift, get it?"

He's not talking to a Black dude.

Remember how his goals used to be like 50 USD and has been so before some time ago?

The guy is getting more and more greedy and insane, top tier AAA Gaming company behavior

Remember when the goal for AN ENTIRE DAY was $50 USD because of how hard it was for him to hit the goal?

This childless middle-aged man is talking to a chat he knows is full of nothing but trolls like they're children, and he thinks... what is going to happen, exactly??

It takes this dude YEARS to finally realize things (wrasslin being fake and all). That or his izzat is so low that only lording over the trolls will save him from drunkenly shouting slurs on stream.

It's weird as in the past they always came with large tips right after huge crashouts.

OIC's support was always responsible for like 75% of the post-crashout support, OIC not having 90% of the money he used to have is mostly why his support is consistently so low these days. AFAIK I ran the numbers a few years ago, and I think he organically loses something like 3-5 donating dents a year and gets like 1-2 or so new dents unless he gets a boost from larger channels, give or take.