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[Grand Duke Snowfall]

There’s only one thing you got wrong on your post there.

the sad fact is that this bitch is not old (under 30, at the very least),

She is absolutely not a young woman who possibly still has time to grow out of this mindset. This bitch (imo) is way too old to be acting this way.


If she’s not lying or trying to funny, she’s turning 38 in less than two months. That’s another one of the reasons I’m so morbidly fascinated. She’s still acting like a classic tumblrina. And unfortunately her garbage is being enabled by Instagram. While you can argue that tumblr and Xitter have gotten some more right leaning users, Insta is still very heavily liberal and feminist.


These are some somewhat tamer examples because I don’t have the energy to dig through more of her followers drooling right now. But she did have a lot of comments on one comic about male loneliness thanks to people tearing apart anyone who dared point out the highly misandrist strawman. However she did get one bit of negative feedback on her latest comic.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Sorry for the lack of updates, Tiffany didn’t post at all last week because she was in Scotland and I was dealing with my own shit. Thankful she’s making up for it with a good one. Confirmation that she’s just left active duty, and shit talking the men she served with!

Spoiler: Effectiveness of men in combat

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Unfortunately I don’t have the time or mental energy to pick apart everything that’s wrong with this (especially since I’m not politically brain rotted enough to know who Hegseth is), but I’m now waaaaaay more convinced that she’s incapable of thinking women are capable of extreme wrongdoings such as rape and terrorism. And I’m not denying that there’s pretty awful men in the military, it just feels like that’s diluted under all her bitching about white people, fascism, and shit.

So she's 37, old enough to remember the Bush administration, but she only started to think of the military as "like ICE" under Trump and reduces international conflict to "male vs female US service members?"

She's either genuinely retarded or thinks her audience is retarded.

 

[TopTierHealer]

If she’s not lying or trying to funny, she’s turning 38 in less than two months

This bitch is 38? And was in the Navy? How! She sounds 15! She writes like a neurotic teenager, she has the black and white worldview of a teenager. Is it autism? Did she put any case of the sadbrains in her bio?
She HAD to be a teenager when Iraq and Afghanistan happened. When it was cool to call Bush Jr Hitler and being against the military was the rebel's path. By now I think this is terminal millenialism. You know how there are boomers that think voting matters and that you can get a job with a firm handshake? Same here but with the tennets of the luxury beliefs of third wave feminism.
Fast forward 30 years when the AI revolution happens and 99.9% of the population is out of a job living under the vigilance of our benevolent autistic AI overlord and she will still complain that penis havers get 30 more grams of protein in their nutripill is an example of robopatriarchy.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

This bitch is 38? And was in the Navy? How! She sounds 15! She writes like a neurotic teenager, she has the black and white worldview of a teenager. Is it autism? Did she put any case of the sadbrains in her bio?
She HAD to be a teenager when Iraq and Afghanistan happened. When it was cool to call Bush Jr Hitler and being against the military was the rebel's path. By now I think this is terminal millenialism. You know how there are boomers that think voting matters and that you can get a job with a firm handshake? Same here but with the tennets of the luxury beliefs of third wave feminism.
Fast forward 30 years when the AI revolution happens and 99.9% of the population is out of a job living under the vigilance of our benevolent autistic AI overlord and she will still complain that penis havers get 30 more grams of protein in their nutripill is an example of robopatriarchy.

Sorry for the late response, but I don’t know what to tell you, man. I’ve read her teenage republican comic in the OP multiple times, and this is what I’ve gathered.
-She’s still mad about her upbringing in a suburban, middle class Christian community (I know she grew up in Tennessee)
-Magical girl shows and joining roller derby as a possibly teen or young adult had her realize how “queer” she is and how “amazing” diversity is
-Historical oppression of women and gender roles has her forever livid. Iirc she’s been steeped in feminism since the 2010s, if not earlier
-She absolutely has some mental issues, but one bad family therapist visit (told by an unreliable narrator) convinced her that most therapy is colonized and meant to keep down women and minorities
-She’s so ashamed of having some right leaning views as a teen (pro life, pro abstinence, not fond of gay marriage or government assistance) that she still acts like it’s some grave sin she has to make up for

Basically her rebellious feminist phase never ended, and probably never will. And I have seen what that does to someone’s brain. I’m just shocked she’s protective of trannies instead of hating them like a lot of radfems.

 

[Squanto Airi]

>Does ancestor and goddess worship
>believes in things that said ancestors and goddesses would crucify her for

why are modern Pagan LARPers like this?

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Damn, almost forgot it’s her upload day. And this update is interesting because it’s addressing some backlash she got and introducing a new game/club.








Huh, looks like we can finally agree on something! So called progressives who tell people to kill themselves are shitty! Too bad she’s still on her own activism high horse in that response and a retard who’d gladly call me a Nazi for many reasons.
And oh boy, I am sooooo excited to see that Valentines Day comic. We already know how much she abhors like 99% of straight romance and “heteronormativity”, can’t wait to see what that’ll bring.

 

[TopTierHealer]

And oh boy, I am sooooo excited to see that Valentines Day comic. We already know how much she abhors like 99% of straight romance and “heteronormativity”, can’t wait to see what that’ll bring.

Oh boy! I bet we will be having a "Why romance movies do not work in real life part 2".

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

Who told you to kill yourself? Did you get a single death threat on any of your posts?

I'm sure the comic uploaded on Valentine's Day won't be a reflection of her bitterness over still being single and/or a virgin.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Who told you to kill yourself? Did you get a single death threat on any of your posts?

I imagine she probably got some DMs about it or is lying. I screenshotted some of her more negative comments down below. They’re from varying parts of the political spectrum. Love the ones who are laughing at her glazing Boudicca.

Spoiler: Comments

There was also a good amount of “The military has always been another version of ICE!”

Now for the comic itself! And of course it’s about shitting on other women because muh politics.






Yep, you read that right! You don’t get to enjoy the nice, simple things in life if you’re not being an activist. Honestly makes me a little MATI. Go fuck yourself you bitter bitch, you’re just making me want to put more effort into enjoying life and finding a boyfriend.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

Now for the comic itself! And of course it’s about shitting on other women because muh politics.

Andrew Tate reads these comics and thinks she's got a low view on women.

Good thing she took off that ridiculous outfit and put on something more dignified*.

*= Tonight, the part of "something more dignified" will be played by an outfit you'd see a five-year-old wear after rummaging though mommy's old clothes in the attic.

First, you call that a Trump caricature? His skin isn't orange and he actually looks like a human being.

Second, maybe the reason why people voted for Trump was because the Democrats weren't exactly doing a bang-up job while they were in charge. Hate Trump you all you want, but don't act like Biden was the next FDR.

Third,

I'm pretty sure YOU care. Half your comics are calling other women idiots for liking feminine things like fairy tales, and that includes this one.

And what are you doing besides drawing on Instagram? Do you have any actual fundraisers to cite or direct your followers to? How about public protests against the government? Anything beyond sitting on your duff and complaining about the world?

 

[Shig O'nella]

Do you have any actual fundraisers to cite or direct your followers to? How about public protests again ,,,

Don;t be daft. Plebs get their hands dirty, not the "intelligensia"

 

[Squanto Airi]

If you truly cared whether or not you'd trust your candidate with your daughter, you wouldn't have voted at all the past three elections. These left leaning artists, however, only deal in double standards.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

It’s Saturday, so you know what that means. Newest comic is Kitty Roccboxers, this time about how them dang dirty Republicans are forcing us to be skinny. With some backstory on one of the cats and the evil ravens, and featuring a new self insert.

Spoiler: Pilates Gurls & Ballet Bodies

I always forget how retarded everyone’s outfits are. I’ve seen better character designs from fucking Vivziepop.


I don’t like how narrow the brown cat’s face is here.









Nobody who isn’t terminally online talks like this.

Look, I haven’t been keeping up with anorexia stats or the body positivity movement (unless sometimes checking Tess Holliday’s thread counts) and don’t know shit about ballet. I just know that a lot of people don’t want to be fat bitches because if it gets bad enough, it makes you unhealthy and miserable. Sure, you shouldn’t beat yourself up over having a donut sometimes, especially if you work out regularly. That doesn’t mean you should cram a dozen down your gob every day. If anything she’s just doing what everyone else does: shunning unhealthy habits in favor of other unhealthy habits.
Everything else? Words words, strawman, violence against people I hate, men suck, political sperging.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

Non-Misogynist: "Women can't have their own ideas, they have to always be motivated by a desperate need to please men."

The Gym lady has a point, why would they advertise unhealthy food in a business that's about being healthy?

"I know you are, but what am I?"

"OH SNAP!"

We're dealing with the height of witty comebacks here. Also, any point about body positivity falls flat when the artist doesn't actually want to draw notably different body types. The raven and the cat look almost the same damn body type here, but it's being treated like there's a legit difference.

"I know I'm supposed to be perfect and never let anything ever get to me, but sometimes I don't like being insulted."

This isn't some arbitrary beauty standard, Ballet dancing requires a certain body type to effectively pull off their dances. Even male dancers aren't usually body builders because such a bulky physique doesn't lend itself well to those type of dances. It can even be a safety hazard. This is like complaining that 600 pound fatties aren't being accepted into the Olympic Sprint. You're not entitled to a profession just because you want it -- some standards are bullshit, and some standards are in place for a reason.

Also, again, this falls flat because she looks the fucking same as her 'ultra thin and unhealthy' state.

"No, you don't get it, women being judgemental bitches is men's fault. You only feel bad about being old, fat and ugly because men invented beauty to subjugate women."

Mean words are no laughing matter, but physical assault it fine.

Oh? Where's the fat baker character? You mean the woman who is just kind of boxy but overall still looks relatively fine? The only actual fat character here has been the Donald Trump stand-in. Why are you so afraid of introducing an actual fat character Miss Body Positivity? Do you think they'd somehow be too unappealing?

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Well, it’s been a hot minute since I’ve posted here. And I have my reasons. First, Tiff hasn’t uploaded anything in a month. Apparently this is because she found a new job. She’ll be posting again soon though.

Plus more confirmation about her leaving the military.

Second, real life stuff kept me busy, and tbh I’ve lost a lot of motivation to keep the thread going since I tend to feel like I’m just screaming into the void about this bitch. Has me at least wondering if putting it in Arts and Literature was a mistake.
That aside, maybe when I have some more time on hand I’ll go over some of her past graphic novels, since she published some like 8-11 years ago, one somehow warranting two articles about the power of feminist art. Just for the sake of cahntent at least.

 

[Squanto Airi]

I’ve lost a lot of motivation to keep the thread going since I tend to feel like I’m just screaming into the void about this bitch

It's why I stopped following the Pizza cake thread. They're rather similar in the "basic AWFL comic artist".

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

In the time I’ve spent trying to survive the last couple weeks, Tiffany has finally started posting again. I initially was going to wait on making a post, but tonight’s comic warranted at least something.
Basically she made an anti furry strawman and tied it back to her romantasy fan bashing.

That dangerhair enby’s face is pfp worthy.


“I say we just let every consenting adult enjoy their weirdness.” She says after she previously shat out this.



“Let people enjoy things! But also my god I wish these straight white women would stop thirsting over broody men and read/write about more fat black lesbians smashing dicks and making socialism utopias!” I don’t even know what to say about the “gentrified furry” accusation, I just want her to stop tempting me to join the war on Booktok on the side of Booktok!

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Welp, it’s been a hot minute, even if Tiffany seems to have gotten back to her regular uploads. I could give a laundry list of reasons why I haven’t updated, but the chief ones are that 1. Tiff is such a psychic vampire that I ended up getting lolcow fatigue and actually dreading looking at her page, 2. The way she posts is exhausting to share on KF. 20 slide long comics and such, not helped by her seemingly forgetting that comics are a VISUAL medium and having a bunch of speech bubbles with not much that’s interesting to look at. And much of it is just her licking her own asshole about how smart she and her characters are.







You expect me to dissect all that bullshit, nigga? And of course most of the comments are licking her asshole even more.
And I know you don’t gotta hand it to the furries or anything, but she claims to be a furry while having some of the worst furry art I’ve ever seen on a technical level. Look at all those messy lines. The dogshit shading and highlights. I saw the side profile of the rhino down here and thought “Oh my god, I’ve seen kids on Deviantart do better.”






There’s a lot I could say. “Real people who don’t live on Twitter don’t talk like this, of course your fat self insert (who only has massive hips/thighs and no belly) is a violent bitch, what the fuck is that uneven ass on the gray cat in the second to last page, have fun eating whatever the fuck you want turning into Tess Hoolliday”. But it’s all so tiring.
I’m still looking forward to tearing into her graphic novel when it comes out. And since the Fourth of July is tomorrow, there’s a pretty good chance of her uploading something about how disappointed she is in this country. Happy early 250 years of America everyone!
Edit, “You can yeet them?” It’s not the 2010s anymore, I haven’t heard that term since high school! Definite proof that Tiff is rooted in the past.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

Keep up the good fight. We'll raise a glass to your tragic, but inevitable, suicide.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Keep up the good fight. We'll raise a glass to your tragic, but inevitable, suicide.

Thank you, truly. I told myself it wouldn’t come to that, but I think her newest comic series might be what breaks me.
Your Degree is Useless, where Tiff copes about her art degrees and leaving the military while fantasizing about being a magical girl witch who fights masculinity demons instead of, idk, fistfighting ICE in the streets.
I could have picked into this like a cadaver, but it’s so hard. The cringe got to me. I have secondhand embarrassment of being a woman now. I haven’t wanted to curl up and die this badly since I got food poisoning last month.

Spoiler: First Episode

It’s ugly as shit. Just like her and her cat.


I won’t question how those go together.



This is genuinely one of the ugliest characters she’s made, between the hair, face, and outfit.

Actually, I will judge you for doing something so utterly stupid. I’d be slightly more forgiving if this were for her husband instead of her boyfriend.


Maybe I just have very little dating experience, but this bitch just seems like a spineless dumbass. And it comes across as Tiff taking the “peak male living” meme way too seriously. Also fuck you, that antler IS cool.




This must be why my mom keeps saying to take care of myself while I’m still in my 20s. How did you survive the Navy?




Imagine growing up watching Sailor Moon and Utena to the point of realizing they made you queer and you can’t make good fight scenes.

Well, that was retarded. The next is also retarded, and boring.

Spoiler: The Origins

There was an explanation for how this works in the comments, but I don’t really give a shit.

“Be grateful anyone is serving this fucking country!” Wow, I’m sure you were an amazing soldier! Was saving Ukraine worth it, Tiff? Thinking about leaving so we can have a good time without you?


Christ those legs on the racially ambiguous chick look off.



This is the third time I’ve seen her assault a gym bro/pilates girl lover. Is there an epidemic I’m not aware of? Did one kill her cat and make fun of her lack of assets?



You can never convince me that this bootleg LPS cat is cute. Shave those goddamn eyebrows.

I am so tired of these fuckass character designs and her allergy to straightening lines.

Oh hey, a bit of self awareness in one panel!


What does being a man have to do with this? Picking your easiest sport wouldn’t make it much of a challenge.

“Hate him, despise him” is the Green Goblin mantra all radfems hear.


I think it might be best for every man ever to get a restraining order against this bitch. I can already smell the false rape accusations.

Try all you want, currently nameless cat, you will never be Luna or Salem Saberhagen.

I should probably bring up her credentials again. There is a very long list of her achievements on her official page, including her degrees:
www.tiffany-pascal.com/cv.html

Basically she has even less of an excuse than Andrew Dobson for being this bad at art.
This tweet also feels relevant, since it sums up basically all of her comics:

I did a quick run through, and yep, most of Tiff’s feminist power fantasy comics fail the Bechdel. Outstanding.