💼 Careercow Will Stancil / whstancil / stancilculture - "Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok

Someone recently told me a car is technically totaled when the repair cost is more than the actual value. Not sure if this is true.
It’s true.

My brother had a 1977 New Yorker in impeccable condition (not joking, the thing had under 5000 miles on it when he bought it in an estate sale) and some dumb chink backed into his bumper in a parking lot. The insurance company wrote it off over a bent bumper because you can’t get an OEM bumper for a 1977 car anymore and they wouldn’t approve an aftermarket or restored part.

The cost to repair would have been about $350.00, but they told him they’d have the truck there to tow it to the scrapyard the next day and cut him a checque.
 
What does Will do for work? He’s a lawyer? What law practice allows you to take the winter off driving in circles?
Wikipedia says he works for one of those DNC affiliated public policy think tanks.

Those places are always staffed by Communist lunatics so it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if they actually give him flex time or PTO to chase ICE and make an ass of himself on the local news.
 
Wikipedia claims that he's a research fellow at the University of Minnesota's Institute of Metropolitan Opportunity. In other words he's a professional tax dollar waster.
A research fellowship is a temporary thing. It's typically 2-5 years, more often in the two year range.

It's effectively akin to doing graduate research, but instead of having a title like "research assistant" you get to act as a the research lead.

You aren't on the payroll of the university. You get a small grant package that pays for your living expenses and your research. If you were say at Princeton and doing your PhD in a STEM field, you would get around $90k a year. But the vast majority of that gets eaten up by your tuition. And you don't just do research. You are expected to go to conferences and get published. That all gets brutally expensive on a fixed income. Most of the prestigious and high grant money comes from private institutions, not government funding. And in my experience, I had to spend a lot of time getting private entities to fund my research. If you are on the government handout, you aren't getting enough to really do anything.

There is simply no way he could possibly afford a car or living on his own just on a research fellowship.

At least the typical graduate research student is getting their degree paid for. Since Will isn't getting a post graduate degree, I suspect his funding is around maybe $10k a year.

Someone in his state on disability would make close to $17k a year . Research fellowships are typically for rich kids that don't want to leave college yet and can afford to not have a job for years on end.

There is no fucking way his research grant is paying for his lifestyle. It has to be the bank of Mommy and Daddy.
 
It’s also the worst possible hit. The car was likely T-Boned from the side with the actual unibody frame getting hit the hardest. You just can’t fix that without basically disassembling the entire car screw by screw . Stancil even posted another angle where you can clearly see that the car was parked right in front of an intersection

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(Is this even legal parking in the US? It would be illegal in Europe)
Fuck Europe.

Having a functioning brain and any kind of self-respect is illegal in Europe.
 
Is there a GoFundMe for a new Stancilwagen yet?
We need to get Supreme Leader Stancil a truly worthy chariot for his crusade against Orange Hitler.
I’m thinking an armored car, with a 20mm chaingun for clearing out mobs of ANTIFA, a missile rack for strikes against ICE barricades, and a Sovereign Citizen that can be deployed to distract the cops while the StancilWagen makes its escape.
 
Tbh it looks more like someone took a bat to the car, rather than a vehicle collision
Late but I have to add that for the past five/six years there’s been a serious problem with roving gangs of black teenagers that just destroy whole blocks and neighborhoods of cars for funsies during the night in Minneapolis. It actually happened recently, which has me inclined to believe that it’s a possibility some Nigga smashed that shit. But also there’s a bunch of retarded hijabi women driving around crashing into anything and everything so that’s also a possibility. Either way: the universe just can’t stop raping dear Will.
 
He did, though. At least, he implied ICE somehow "wanted" to (suggesting someone else did the job for them).

ICE wasn't trying to trash your car, Will; they'd have done it right in front of you and arrested you for scratching the paint of whatever vehicle they used to hit yours if they'd been involved.
He's no doubt seen people on Bluesky actually fedpost about killing him, how is he this dense?
 
But back then liberals were non-mainstream. If you told me pre-9/11 that religious right Bible-bashing will be the bastion of going against consensus and asking uncomfortable questions that piss off the preacher types I wouldn't believe you.
Anyone have that 4chan greentext about how not doing drugs, not sleeping around, stuff like that, is all counter-culture now?
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"Clean cup, clean cup! Move down!"
 
A research fellowship is a temporary thing. It's typically 2-5 years, more often in the two year range.

It's effectively akin to doing graduate research, but instead of having a title like "research assistant" you get to act as a the research lead.

You aren't on the payroll of the university. You get a small grant package that pays for your living expenses and your research. If you were say at Princeton and doing your PhD in a STEM field, you would get around $90k a year. But the vast majority of that gets eaten up by your tuition. And you don't just do research. You are expected to go to conferences and get published. That all gets brutally expensive on a fixed income. Most of the prestigious and high grant money comes from private institutions, not government funding. And in my experience, I had to spend a lot of time getting private entities to fund my research. If you are on the government handout, you aren't getting enough to really do anything.

There is simply no way he could possibly afford a car or living on his own just on a research fellowship.

At least the typical graduate research student is getting their degree paid for. Since Will isn't getting a post graduate degree, I suspect his funding is around maybe $10k a year.

Someone in his state on disability would make close to $17k a year . Research fellowships are typically for rich kids that don't want to leave college yet and can afford to not have a job for years on end.

There is no fucking way his research grant is paying for his lifestyle. It has to be the bank of Mommy and Daddy.
 

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Something is rotten in the state of Minnesota. DOGE should look into more than just the Somalian daycares...
The Center for the American Experiment noted that the Minnesota school system suddenly started billing for a million extra school lunches per month with no change in enrollment.

Three weeks later, their offices burnt to the ground.
 
I'm retarded - can someone explain how this damage is enough to total the car? I assume a major factor is that the car is (relatively) old and this worth diddly squat.
Body's mostly plastic with barely enough steel to make a magnet stick. Means every damaged panel is a complete replace job. Ain't cheap and far more than the car is worth.
 
Will hasn't had a paper published in years (he was only ever a co-author, often with 3+ other co-authors). He has never actually worked as a lawyer. He hasn't had any Atlantic articles in years either. That's why he had all of this time to drive around Minneapolis chasing SUVs - he doesn't work and hasn't for awhile.

That's also why no one has to worry about Will getting a different car - his parents will buy him one, which is probably also why he is refusing a GoFundMe, even from his rabid Stancilstaffel fanbase.
 
Those places are always staffed by Communist lunatics so it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if they actually give him flex time or PTO to chase ICE and make an ass of himself on the local news.
Clearly, chasing ICE is the research he's being paid to do. Lots of tax write offs for gas etc.
 
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