💼 Careercow Will Stancil / whstancil / stancilculture - "Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok

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Honestly impressed he didn’t immediately chimp out, saying that this was an ICE stealth attack on him.

Rip street parking in snowy Minnesota, 100% African descendent or Somali behind the wheel. It’s a common meme they cannot understand driving on ice and will always hit and run cuz “sheeet dat white slave masta shund’nt dun park on da road like like shhhheeeeeeeeeet mah nigga bix snood n sheet”
 
Pelican Bones dijo:
It's the cost of the damages as a percentage of the cars value that determines if they total it. The percentage varies by state.
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I knew someone who had a car that was totaled just by a hailstorm even though there was nothing wrong with it other than some rather large dents. He just took the money and kept it and the car.
 
RIP the Fit ✊😔
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In other news, Bluesky has found the cure for Tourette's!
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Mr. Stancil's Degree in Black People™ doesn't seem to be paying off...
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The Gaby (Verge journalist) drama seems to have completely died off. But here are a few more funny posts:
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Will Stancil is the Patron Saint of precocious white guys who smugly ignore women & minorities.
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There's a Bluesky clique who are trying to drive Mr. Stancil off the Internet. (I've suspected as much — a bunch of his detractors seem weirdly dedicated & organized.)
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"it's absolutely depressing how many people just want a Kiwifarms that isn't transphobic to the ingroup"
 
Dead Lion dijo:
It’s also the worst possible hit. The car was likely T-Boned from the side with the actual unibody frame getting hit the hardest. You just can’t fix that without basically disassembling the entire car screw by screw . Stancil even posted another angle where you can clearly see that the car was parked right in front of an intersection

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(Is this even legal parking in the US? It would be illegal in Europe)
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I was going to say it didn’t look like a hit in the first posting. More like someone pulled up and got angry at it, but this definitely does look like it was a hit here because you can see the tire tracks leading away.
 
I like that no one on bluesky can pay their rent. It's so typical. Only chadstil can afford his rent and a new car. Hopefully he gets a dodge charger.
 
Crypt Kicker dijo:
Never gonna happen.
Those people just can't help themselves.
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I realize this is hard to believe but Will has done this multiple times in the past.

Mark my words, he will be right back to twitter, trying to farm engagement from right wing people. Then once the twitter shit dies down, he goes to reddit and blusky.

It is what he does. Since before he ran for the bullshit local political office and got raped by Grox. The dude is terminally online.
 
JustStopDude dijo:
I realize this is hard to believe but Will has done this multiple times in the past.

Mark my words, he will be right back to twitter, trying to farm engagement from right wing people. Then once the twitter shit dies down, he goes to reddit and blusky.

It is what he does. Since before he ran for the bullshit local political office and got raped by Grox. The dude is terminally online.
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I get that but I mean bluesky is never going to stop whining about Stancil.
It's ingrained in their brains that ignoring someone is the same as supporting that person. They all want to be important so they have to scream louder and louder.
So if/when he migrates back to twitter, it more than likely won't be because he's being ignored
 
Trigger Me Timbers dijo:
Honestly impressed he didn’t immediately chimp out, saying that this was an ICE stealth attack on him.
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He did, though. At least, he implied ICE somehow "wanted" to (suggesting someone else did the job for them).

ICE wasn't trying to trash your car, Will; they'd have done it right in front of you and arrested you for scratching the paint of whatever vehicle they used to hit yours if they'd been involved.
 
Nice Stick dijo:
It looks more like a baseball bat than a driver.
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Tempered glass breaks easily and in weird ways. The impact probably warped the rear window and made the glass shatter from the impact (like it's designed to do). Then a few chunks of it fell inward into the car interior, while the rest stayed in place because it's wedged in there and/or held together by the defroster grid, giving it that "baseball bat" look.
 
Lord Denning dijo:
This is it 100% (though I don't think it's limited to KF users but lolcow watchers in general). I do find Mr. Stancil endearing on some level but I don't want him to ever come over to the right and I don't think he ever will, but that's besides the point. What I want is for him to keep doing what he's doing, until some retarded liberal shoots him cause bluesky convinced them he is a federal informant. I want more content, I want more shenanigans, I want Will to keep finding new and innovative ways to get humiliated, and I don't want him to ever stop.
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I don't think he ever will. He's 40, almost as old as Chris and being the token progressive liberal white male has been his identity his whole life. You know he's legit unlike the guys who act woke for pussy because he's single despite the fact that his race, politics, and lack of children make him a Gigachad in the liberal dating pool for his age. He has around the same chances of doing an ideological 180 as Chris detransitioning, hitting the gym and dropping the dimensional delusions. Of course, he's not a diagnosed retard, but I think the reason people here find him endearing is because he's a lot like old-school Chris, and old-school lolcows in general. He's madly passionate about liberalism, ICE, homos and niggos. He's terminally online, gives his observers plenty of detail about his life and mental state, and constantly engages with the dang dirty trolls (Xitter right-wingers trolling him and Troonsky left-wingers seething at him alike). This already puts him in the top 1% of modern cows. The average modern cow who actively harms themselves and other innocents is depressing to observe, Will's naïveté and childlike passion is a breath of fresh air. Unfortunately, his likely asexuality means that we probably won't get to laugh at a Will Stancil lovequest.

If he's refusing donations for the Honda Fit because the e-beggars of Bluesky need them more, it implies he has an income stream... from what? He's a non-practicing lawyer with a McDonald's degree whose work experience is trying to run for government once and failing. Driving around town stalking ICE vehicles all day, then skeeting all night, is a time consuming, unemployed activity. Is Minnesota's unemployment assistance that good and/or does he have a secret league of paypigs?
 
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