DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

> mfw
- finally get DQ7 to the goal line
- only 16$ over

fucking retards are still witholding!


edit: once again, hit the goal, so the post-stream prestream doesn't need to be done, clock out asap

 

[Sperglord666]

"What they did is they put a hole in the box so you can do this. And you can then take your chicken and dip it into the sauce and the sauce won't go everywhere, but I will ask this, that's fine for your first tender but what happens when you go for your next tender? The sauce goes everywhere"
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I don't have words.

Ain't no goddamn way... my 3-year-old nephew can figure this out and I'm fairly sure his parents didn't show him at any point.

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

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David Lynch's weather reports were far more enjoyable than DSP's. RIP my goat.

 

[neger psykolog]

"What they did is they put a hole in the box so you can do this. And you can then take your chicken and dip it into the sauce and the sauce won't go everywhere, but I will ask this, that's fine for your first tender but what happens when you go for your next tender? The sauce goes everywhere"
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I don't have words.

This is totally the type of thing a woman would get confused by because it requires intrinsic mechanical knowledge.

Phil really is a fully titted woman. Certified lesbian woman moment.

He's lesbian AND he's gay!

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Why does he care so fucking much about that banana song?

He prides himself on being a mature adult gamer, except when he needs to clown around for donations.

He should just stop taking himself seriously and just have fun.

 

[Iron Hamster]

"What they did is they put a hole in the box so you can do this. And you can then take your chicken and dip it into the sauce and the sauce won't go everywhere, but I will ask this, that's fine for your first tender but what happens when you go for your next tender? The sauce goes everywhere"
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I don't have words.

what. in. the. actual. fuck? Does this clown have a stupidity fetish to go with the scat fetish? How can one insist on proving they're a mongoloid every single day while also proving their dent audience is Einstein compared to them.

I wonder if he glares at Khet like this while they eat.

No. They don't eat together. Don't be sucked in by that Kino Casino propaganda Dented Zone film.

 

[Schpoots]

Phil struggles with things that literal actual cavemen could figure out.

 

[Phíloden- King of Denthan]

"What they did is they put a hole in the box so you can do this. And you can then take your chicken and dip it into the sauce and the sauce won't go everywhere, but I will ask this, that's fine for your first tender but what happens when you go for your next tender? The sauce goes everywhere"
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I don't have words.

Im glad Khet beats him.

 

[GameratePTSD]

Phil realized he let slip his gay fantasies on the Banana song with "it comes from denim" and is now malding hard at it. Even if the experience is mentally taxing, put yourselves in his (gouted) perspective for a moment, imagine the narcissistic wound of making a key component of his self esteem (projecting the image of a masculine mathoor adoolt from sitcoms) failing by showing off his homosexuality even if through a small crack, if he mantains grudges over a wolverine doll from decades ago.

100%. For the longest time it was just a tractor meme that he didn't really understand and it bothered him only inasmuch as not being in on the joke bothers him. At some point recently it finally clicked what the trolls were laughing about. His reaction has been ranting endlessly in circles about it which is what he does when he's insecure about something e.g. "I'm successful now" "I have a great relationship with my mo-wife" "My content is meaningful"

He seemed particularly manic when he was trying to explain away the banana lyrics and at the end of his deboonking segment he literally threw his arms up in victory and said something like, "Now we don't have to fucking talk about this shit EVER AGAIN". I think he's trying to convince himself as much as the audience.

 

[Pargon]

He prides himself on being a mature adult gamer, except when he needs to clown around for donations.

He should just stop taking himself seriously and just have fun.

See, that’s what’s great. He can’t have fun because he’s incapable of enjoying anything (because he hates himself), and he can’t force anyone to take him seriously because he’s got terminal arrested development, so no matter what he does or says all he can do is come off as increasingly retarded.

 

[Fridge Raider]

Man today was some kino content. I might watch it again. This dude is losing his fucking mind. I think this is an interesting peek into his psyche (like basically everything he does). As soon as he thinks he has the W he wants to move on. He's not interested in evidence, or debate, he thought he found ONE THING that proved him right, took that and from that point on he won and was correct. Just like he does with chat, one person says "I agree Phil" and all the sudden it's "alotta peepl agree". Fascinating. Today was one for the ages.

Here's a little edit of the denim madness.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Hoping that Memeology goes back to using his Banana Song intro for his videos again, just to rub salt in the wound.

 

[Fridge Raider]

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Spoiler: Watch a gay man felate his food and describe tanginess

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I left in the confused looking around so you can get pissed too.

"I smell tanginess, I smell sweetness, I smell spice" Oh good so we've used every word we know to use to describe food. It's a hat trick! It's all downhill from here!

Honestly man does he seriously think this offers any value to anyone? Tanginess? How about a flavor profile that isn't "chili sauce huh? SNORT oh yup I smell the chili! Barbeque sauce? SNORT Yep it's tangy, with a kinda smokey barbeque flavor." He knows less than 10 words that he can use to describe food. This isn't a review, no one respects your opinion about anything, this is fetish content for the gay men that pay for your entire life.

 

[Pargon]

He's sniffing fast-food nuggets like they're truffles.

"Out of all the sauces, this one is by far the most translucent."
Now he's a nugget sauce sommelier.

Why does he look at the camera while he's chewing? I wonder if he glares at Khet like this while they eat.
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retvrn 2 blobbe

 

[GodModule]

A little late to the Great Banana Song Debate, but I always heard it as "comes in then uhhh". But since Phil has sung it as denim multiple times, and apparently there's something denim related in Donkey Kong 64, and the fact that Phil is a flaming homosexual, I don't know what to think anymore

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

This kick chat name gave me a good laugh

 

[Pargon]

This kick chat name gave me a good laugh
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“figure”, in this case to mean “wait until Phil suggests what he’s already decided to do anyway and then agree with him using money”

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

-Steam Nextfest is going on, decides to not take advantage of this in any capacity
Now this is what they give you those business degrees for.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Haha it's yellow like the banana song he's so fixated on.

Does the yellow bus come in denim?

I don't think "I still exist, so the detractors lost" is the win you think it is, Dave.

You know a lolcow has suffered complete collapse when they make still drawing breath their win condition over trolls. Maybe Phail got this from the Gunt because "I'M STILL ALIVE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!" was a thing he would say to prove that he's "WINNIN' OVER YOU AYLAAAAWGZ!"
Since roachpiggy and ragepiggy are still on good terms I wonder if they had any 2am gay pillow talks like how roachpiggy had with fat fuck Jordie.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

"What they did is they put a hole in the box so you can do this. And you can then take your chicken and dip it into the sauce and the sauce won't go everywhere, but I will ask this, that's fine for your first tender but what happens when you go for your next tender? The sauce goes everywhere"
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I don't have words.

You have GOT to be kidding me…