DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Phil claims on today's prestream that Maximilian Dood actually WANTED to rematch him in Marvel, but was FORCED into not playing with him because of... you guessed it... the haters!

You know what I heard Phil, from undisclosed sources? Max also is secretly a huge fan of your cahntent, and wishes he could be your best friend. If only it weren't for those damn, dirty tractors...

Oh my god, PLEASE write a book. Can you imagine?

 

[00R-Gundam]

Phil and his fat landwhale wife had a VERY romantic Valentine's Day!


romantic day.mov

They...

-went grocery shopping
-ate food

Our king is a real Casanova. Kat is a lucky woman!

Fat Khet just doesnt care at this point. Any actual woman would be dissatisfied with the monotony of doing the same shit for valentine or atleast as hollow as just going grocery and eating.

Spoiler: Slight Powerlevel

At one point in my life i was broke and for valentine's i would take my gf on a mini roadtrip and i would make paper flowers and tale her to eat ice cream. My point is that dsp just doesnt put any amount of effort into valentine amd just does what he perceives to be the typical thing which is taking the person out to eat, etc. He has money to take her to a nice place, maybe drive somewhere nice and get her a pretty bouquetof flowers, instead does what he does almost every day off and thus is not special.

 

[Iron Hamster]

So now he's speaking on how he's a mature adult now and that games from suda 51 or Shadow Of The Damned are not funny to him in his 40's anymore because hes mature and that's immature these days.

Ah yes, fun video games with goofy humor fucking sucks, we should ALL make super serious A24 pretentious games like father and son Kratos pussy edition.

God, he's miserable, never change what makes you laugh just because other people find it immature.

BTW THIS DUDE WAS IN HIS 30'S loving it and now 12 years later this ozempic melting senile fuck thinks he matured.

He's the second oldest 6 year old I know. Stuttering Bomb being the first. You have to look at lolcows as toddlers and it all makes sense.

This faggot complaining about people being in a costco on Valentines Day, while HE is also in the same fucking place. Just a perfect example of how he has zero self-awareness.
He has also never looked at the flower section at Costco because he thinks the flowers are in like massive bundles. I know, shocking that he doesn't know.

HE'S A FAGGOT

It's just another day. wtf?

You know what I heard Phil, from undisclosed sources? Max also is secretly a huge fan of your cahntent, and wishes he could be your best friend. If only it weren't for those damn, dirty tractors...

'someone told me' Max is anonymous that's been donating he likes Phail so much.

 

[Benchod]

So now he's speaking on how he's a mature adult now and that games from suda 51 or Shadow Of The Damned are not funny to him in his 40's anymore because hes mature and that's immature these days.

Ah yes, fun video games with goofy humor fucking sucks, we should ALL make super serious A24 pretentious games like father and son Kratos pussy edition.

God, he's miserable, never change what makes you laugh just because other people find it immature.

BTW THIS DUDE WAS IN HIS 30'S loving it and now 12 years later this ozempic melting senile fuck thinks he matured.

I've thought for a while now that he is intentionally making himself as boring as possible these days for whatever reason. I have a feeling that it's something to do with fat kat, but who knows.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

I feel like kat is a firm believer in punishment haircuts, hence the trashy lesbian cut. phil should be lucky she didn't shave him bald or the patchy goatee off for disturbing her deep slumber so late into the night.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

They...

-went grocery shopping
-ate food

Four fucking minutes to say that. How? Also, he complains about there being too many people at Costco and wonders why would they go on Valentine's Day... as he's there on Valentine's Day. Even with something as simple as "I went to Costco" he somehow manages to be a fucking piece of shit hypocrite. Such a simple statement shouldn't make people go "wow what a dick" but he manages to do that.

 

[johnkimble123]

Fat Khet just doesnt care at this point. Any actual woman would be dissatisfied with the monotony of doing the same shit for valentine or atleast as hollow as just going grocery and eating.

Name an activity the Burnells have done that isn't one of the following:

• Grocery shopping/shopping in general
• Eating at home/eating at a restaurant
• Cleaning
• Watching something on TV
• Mandatory walking of the horse

Now imagine that is all you've done as a couple for nearly 6 years

They bowlth deserve the hell they are in, the dumb fat cunt and the dumb skinny fat pussy

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Oh my god, PLEASE write a book. Can you imagine?

The book would be just a gigantic cope session with him re-writting history and oversharing, it would be similar to MovieBob's book but in this case it would have Phil's face in the cover with his Bison hat and it would be titled "My struggle".

 

[DerelictOnion]

I feel like kat is a firm believer in punishment haircuts, hence the trashy lesbian cut. phil should be lucky she didn't shave him bald or the patchy goatee off for disturbing her deep slumber so late into the night.

Shaving off the goatee would actually be an improvement.

 

[weliveinaMeritocracy]

Drink up Phil

 

[Smithfield Ham]

There must be some kind of way outta here
Said the beggar to the slob
The fields I plow are barren
I might have to get a real job

 

[San Dimas High School]

Phil and his fat landwhale wife had a VERY romantic Valentine's Day!

>Shittalks people for going to Cosco on Valentine's day.
>Also goes to costco for valentines day

He does this with EVERYTHING. Every gripe he has with people also applies to himself, it's nauseating.

 

[Fridge Raider]

Oh my god, PLEASE write a book. Can you imagine?

He always talks about how he has these stories from the early FGC, if only someone made a documentary on it and interviewed him. Well, Phil, remember what you told Wings when he said you cost him $1000? "Why don't you, for once in your life, make it yourself!" Why are you sitting on your ass waiting for someone to interview you, you have the stories, make a video about it. Oh wait I forgot he's too busy, streaming 5 hours a day then dragging those raw, unedited recordings into YouTube and clicking "upload". Hard work!

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I think it’s less that he wants to be good at video games and more that he just wants people to think that he’s good at video games and more importantly that they openly talk about it.

If Phil wanted to actually be good at games he’d either put his whole ass (unlikely) into it or find a genre at which he naturally excels (impossible; the closest we’ll get is fighting games and walking sims and we know exactly how good at those he is). It’s much easier for him to gaslight/bully people into just nodding their heads at him whenever he dies in Hollow Knight because ahnline inputs

I think you can just stop at him wanting people to think he's good.

Phil just wants constant praise for validation for being the best/confirmation that he did nothing wrong. It comes up the most with gaming since he pretends to be a gaming streamer, but it's also part of the mature adult LARP and comes up every now and then about how he was so cool in his younger years, hosting LAN parties, being part of every fandom, having the best toys, playing at the arcade etc. Or how he's the sole person responsible for making Yakuza popular in the US, and he invented walkthroughs, LPs, and the very concept of YouTube.

 

[neger psykolog]

Oh my god, PLEASE write a book. Can you imagine?

pdf.mov

Chapter 1: The Helicopter Job

I'll only buy your book if you write it using an actual word processor and post cringe selfies of yourself with your elderly faggot glasses that you wear while playing Lego.

 

[Fridge Raider]

Never change, faggot.

 

[thebigdream]

Oh my god, PLEASE write a book. Can you imagine?

Oh for fucks sake, there's something about the Lolcow phenotype that makes them assume they can 1. dedicate themselves to writing a book, and more importantly 2. that anyone would care to read it except to make fun of them. Phil you can't perform basic house maintenance, you don't have the executive function to plot out and write an entertaining book.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Never change, faggot.
Minyen-1.mp4

i wish someone could force him to watch clips like this. id love to hear his mental gymnastics about how he wasnt wrong

 

[Fridge Raider]

I like when we get these little glimpses into the real Phil.

"This game has done well for like a month straight, which is why I've enjoyed playing it as much as I have."

Okay so in other words you like the game because it's making you money? Nothing to do with the game itself? Okay cool, glad we're clear. I mean I already knew that but nice of you to admit it. And in case you weren't watching and thought somehow this one was actually a fun playthrough, it was not. It's boring as shit and CorpusCallosus is telling him what to do at every step. Idk if StalkingTiger is ICS or a dent but he called out the handholding and we got the usual "I have to do it this way" nonsense.

eta- Oh he don't like people pointing it out... Truth hurts huh...

 

[neger psykolog]

Oh for fucks sake, there's something about the Lolcow phenotype that makes them assume they can 1. dedicate themselves to writing a book, and more importantly 2. that anyone would care to read it except to make fun of them. Phil you can't perform basic house maintenance, you don't have the executive function to plot out and write an entertaining book.

Stop being negative and gloss him up and he'll write it so that we have something new to laugh at.

Being a cynic about it actually happening is very gay.

I believe in you Phil, go and write your book to the extreme! (Unironically)