DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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I've been going back to DSP's ancient videos, from the "camera recording his TV so everything's blue" days. He was so much more lively back then, some of his dumb jokes actually make me chuckle too. A far cry from the perpetually tired old man we see now.
 
Gondolindrim dijo:
I've been going back to DSP's ancient videos, from the "camera recording his TV so everything's blue" days. He was so much more lively back then, some of his dumb jokes actually make me chuckle too. A far cry from the perpetually tired old man we see now.
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I say it all the time, watching old Phil content I can see the façade of entertainment. It’s still content for wheelchairs and children, but I can see how someone very dumb (so most of the population) would find it entertaining.

Now? The begging is the entertainment. The whining and the crying is the content. The closest he comes to being entertaining is clown mode, which could work for the wheelchairs but he can’t even maintain that. Plus he looks so ghoulish now. He was never fun to look at but he looks 90 and acts like a bad tempered 10 year old.
 
What’s better than this?

2 middle aged men talking about how people trolling in video games and talking shit about them in comments ruined their entire lives.

Insane to think the majority of my life these guys have been crying about the same exact things and never changing a thing about it
 
Dokkaebi Is Calling dijo:
What’s better than this?

2 middle aged men talking about how people trolling in video games and talking shit about them in comments ruined their entire lives.

Insane to think the majority of my life these guys have been crying about the same exact things and never changing a thing about it
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Phil said it himself. He could cure cancer or fight off aliens from taking over the planet (seriously wtf lol) but if he farts during it then he'll still get made fun of. So why bother doing anything, I guess. Nothing he can do.
 
gaysexenjoyer dijo:
So when the heat death of the universe rolls around and Phil is still around, will he continue on forever by himself or will the universe simply begin anew with him outlasting that one as well?
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I imagine it will be much like Akira.

After the gout in DSPs body takes over his body and he turns into a gout blob, Tokido will return to bring and end. After a massive explosion takes out Renton a new microuniverse will be born. In the light a voice can be heard "Boku wa DSP *SNORT*"

Cardinal Cardinal dijo:
Bird kid and neighbors getting home from vacation stories. You're right it's not constant but there are SOME stories.

Don we know it was him for sure? I know someone donated as "DSP" but taking that as truth on its own is Doody level logic.

I've heard his alphaism radio call ins where he was always hammered. On older prestreams you can also hear him slur and Mush his words more than normal when he's drunk.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GYW86Cg9Iik:59781:39:38
Playlist w dsp


Most importantly : if he can hold an actual conversation without sounding like a business meeting that means he's drunk.
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The interesting thing to me comparing it to the Alphaism Radio show, is how much he sounds the same in these phone conversations more than a decade apart. His voice is the same whiney voice, not what we hear on stream. Has DSP been PirateSoftware-ing his voice for a decade now? With his "this is my real voice"/"my voice has base" nonsense

Phone mic - accurate
Stream mic - filtered/distorted/fake
 
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Gondolindrim dijo:
I've been going back to DSP's ancient videos, from the "camera recording his TV so everything's blue" days. He was so much more lively back then, some of his dumb jokes actually make me chuckle too. A far cry from the perpetually tired old man we see now.
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Fridge Raider dijo:
I say it all the time, watching old Phil content I can see the façade of entertainment. It’s still content for wheelchairs and children, but I can see how someone very dumb (so most of the population) would find it entertaining.

Now? The begging is the entertainment. The whining and the crying is the content. The closest he comes to being entertaining is clown mode, which could work for the wheelchairs but he can’t even maintain that. Plus he looks so ghoulish now. He was never fun to look at but he looks 90 and acts like a bad tempered 10 year old.
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His peak in pretty much every way was the Panda Lee years. There's all kinds of vlahgs and stuff from that era that are basically forgotten now but are treasure troves of cringe and even his gameplay was half way watchable then because he didnt have chat handholding him.
 
JinRoh1999 dijo:
I imagine it will be much like Akira.

After the gout in DSPs body takes over his body and he turns into a gout blob, Tokido will return to bring and end. After a massive explosion takes out Renton a new microuniverse will be born. In the light a voice can be heard "Boku wa DSP *SNORT*"
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And finally, truly, Jayde will joy this.
"It... Time. Activate Jayde"
 
JamFlowMan dijo:
PPP bluntly laying out the hell that is Kat's daily life
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A dedicated method actor.
GibMoneyPls dijo:
We all jerk it. Only Phil calls other men at 2am to tell them how happy and NOT poor he is.
Oh, excuse me. Calls other men at 2am to warn them that there are detractor memes on stream.
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And you know Wings was the second choice since LTG didn't answer.
 
Yung Dalph dijo:
So many backhanded compliments too.
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You just know that the only romance happening in that house is between Phil and mystery men he talks to late at night while Khet tries to noisecancel Phil's physical presence out of her life.

And also you just know that DSP bear gay porn is probably one of Derich's fetishes so he is no doubt jorking his benis right now to this shit.
 
GibMoneyPls dijo:
We all jerk it. Only Phil calls other men at 2am to tell them how happy and NOT poor he is.
Oh, excuse me. Calls other men at 2am to warn them that there are detractor memes on stream.
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Man, even at my most pathetic, I never called my exes, but then again I fully embrace the "no contact" rule. I don't even like calling people, but then again I've always taken what I've wanted in moderation.

That's Phil's problem. He was never taught moderation. Like the nigger he is!
 
woc_krava dijo:
There's some inconsistency/ mystery: Women are usually very diligent about household budgets. Given that she wears the trousers, why is she not going nuclear on him regarding the Champions spending? The most likely spending is roughly 200k, right? Does she close her eyes on this?
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When the combined IQ of the household is less than the fucking cat, it's not hard to imagine. You have to remember that Khat was so far gone that her family literally tried to exorcise her (and Jenna). She might be as intelligent as a normal person - although I seriously doubt it - but she is certainly almost as stupid as Phil is given her hectic past and traumas.
She doesn't care, and more importantly doesn't have the capacity to care at the moment, and while things certainly can change it is unlikely.
 
Potentially Criminal dijo:
He probably had a heart attack once he realized how much he gave away when he sobered up
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Phil has sent money to Wings in the past, and I don't even think this is the first time he's superchatted a 50 before. He's really weird with money, dents like Duncan get fuck all for all their work but somehow Wings and Kino get his support no problem
 
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