DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pargon]

There’s a thing about LTRs that’s basically “do your life aspirations overlap” and if that’s too far to one side of the slider you just ain’t gonna make it. And I don’t just mean “I want an amazing career”, but also things like “I want to be surrounded with friends my age when I’m elderly”, stuff that’s way the fuck down the road that you don’t think about except in the context of “I’m going to be doing all these things with this other person at my side, we should probably work out how it’s gonna go”

All that to say, Kat by all observable behavior has no interest in high aspirations of any kind. Phil absolutely has no interest in high aspirations of any kind. Even human-slugs manage to find one another.

 

[Major]

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She's not fat anymore, doood

 

[neger psykolog]

You guys know the full story here right? He phoned LTG first and LTG hung up on him so then he called wings to emotionally cope and decompress about having this heart ravaged.

 

[thebigdream]

Alright, I'll say something nice about Phil. His voice is significantly smoother and more tolerable when he is drunk.

It's true, he just sounds like a regular, saucy gay when he's not trying to ACKSHUALLLLYY his chat on-stream. Still annoying but in a tolerable way.

 

[Wendyverse Enjoyer]

What in the holy fuck is wrong with this freak? Does he have a humiliation fetish?

He is so consumed by crushing loneliness he has to phone grown men while drunk in the dead of night to try and give them a pre-stream?

The dude is SO. FUCKING. LONELY.
No wonder KC turning on him cracked him mentally.

(And agreed, proper Alpha radio vibes. That little freak never changed.)

Its all self inflicted. He ruined every relationship that was genuine and now he's stuck in what appears to be a loveless marriage with nobody to talk to. Its the price of letting your friendships rot, and never changing as a person to be someone tolerable or desired.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Instead of spending all his wheelchair money on RGB's, Phil could improve his streaming quality FOR FREE with the one neat trick of not burping directly into the fucking microphone. There are people with 5 viewers who have better streaming etiquette than Phil.

He has to assert the King Lolcow dominance.

I keep cracking up every time I think of those half-devoured cookies Khet managed to ransack in the 30 or so seconds in between the DoorDash driver dropping them off and Phil coming downstairs. She knew those cookies were meant for a food review but she just didn't give a fuck, lmao.

He did it to try and create drama.

Phil still blames the government for not being able to refinance his house…

Shame he lived in an echo chamber because the natural pushback would be to ask him what his credit looked like from 2019-22 when rates were low.

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Government didn't make him claim begruptcy and shirk his responsibilities.

Is it real lmao ? He almost sound like doody

He sounds like a sexual predator. He is legit one creepy motherfucker.

I'm surprised this old fag was up at 2 AM.

He is regularly up at that hour. Also, this ignorant hypocrite dickbag that he certainly wouldn't let anyone derail his stream for $50. He wouldn't even let Keem derail it for $50,000

Nigga was actually in bed, drunk out of his mind and talking on the phone while his wife was sleeping right next to him?!

Nope. We've seen he can't stand still. You think for a minute he would be 'still' in bed? Not a chance. He was so excited to talk to his boyfriend that he was pacing the hallway and kept going by the room she was trying to sleep in.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

Its all self inflicted. He ruined every relationship that was genuine and now he's stuck in what appears to be a loveless marriage with nobody to talk to. Its the price of letting your friendships rot, and never changing as a person to be someone tolerable or desired.

I would like to have an epilogue with a short interview with Leanna, Rambo and Howard, about how they look back now on Phil and their time together with him, if they were following Phil's life and if not, what news still reached then, and what they were / are doing in the meantime.
It probably will never happen, but I like the idea.

 

[Optimus Crime]

this is why I genuinely feel bad for him sometimes. drunk calling a fellow lolcow at 2am to beg him for attention while his wife yells at him in the background. it is unfathomably fucking pathetic and watching someone suffer a mental breakdown in real time will never not be uncomfortable.

Don't. Ever. EVER! Feel bad for the pigroach. You have been roached

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Fuck me, even shagging blokes is less gay.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

You guys know the full story here right? He phoned LTG first and LTG hung up on him so then he called wings to emotionally cope and decompress about having this heart ravaged.

The last few months in the Snortex have been so unhinged I would not be surprised at this point if we get audio of him drunk dialing LTG at 3 am.

 

[Punished Brent]

This is the clearest example that Phil is totally mentally ill. Calling up wings while wasted and telling him that he will never be big and projecting all his financial insecurity onto wings just for wings to slap that show down and let him know that he actually has a retirement account lmao

 

[Sneed Force One]

What kind of life are you living when WingsOfRedemption is your emotional punching bag confidant, Christ.

 

[neger psykolog]

This is the clearest example that Phil is totally mentally ill. Calling up wings while wasted and telling him that he will never be big and projecting all his financial insecurity onto wings just for wings to slap that show down and let him know that he actually has a retirement account lmao

Welcome... Home

i wasnt a Divorce Coin holder for the following reasons:

1) there was never enough concrete proof
2) Phil told too many detailed stories about things Kat was doing. even as a pathological liar, it seemed like a stretch that he'd conceive all of these different situations
3) even with his many crashouts as of late, he will spiral MUCH harder when/if she actually does leave. we will possibly see him in the worst state hes ever been in. middle aged, sad and alone.

feeling very vindicated on this day. im still a believer that the divorce will probably happen eventually, though. you'd think that Kat marrying Phil in the first place and staying with him for this long would mean shes able to tolerate his bullshit, but based off of last night's happening you can tell she gets fed up with him. and just imagine, she has to deal with him ranting and rambling at full volume almost daily. she probably looks forward to working so she can go a few hours without listening to that whiny, shrill voice echo through the walls, crying about detractors and support for the millionth time. they are definitely at the roommate stage of their marriage, i say by the time Phil's 50 she'll be out the door.

There's a large world that exists that you can call a divorce without it legally being a divorce.

There's a difference between the khet is gone (out of the bag) and divorce coin. One is a legal/financial/usually physical separation and the other is someone actually going out the fuckin door.

From what can be discerned here, Khet has very little involvement or interest in Phil Burnell or his life. And so long as his drunk midnight gay chats with wingo don't screw with her sleep she couldn't care less.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

He says Wings called him. I have no proof but I am extremely doubtful.
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And now we get "I went to my office when Wings called" when he said 35 minutes into the Wings call that she was asleep, next to him, in bed. Detractors vindicated again, this woman was not in bed when she told him to shut up.
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Side note but he keeps saying "the middle of the morning". I'm sure it's just his autism but not many people call 2am "the middle of the morning" that is the dead of night or early, early morning. Why is he saying it like that? Does he think it makes him seem like less of a sad, depressed alcoholic loser? Because it doesn't.
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Idk what to make of this it's all very bizarre. The truth is in there somewhere but I don't see it yet, he's clearly hiding something. He said that Khet was next to him wearing ear plugs or ear muffs because the neighbors are so loud (a lie) but now he's saying that she heard him from the office? With ear plugs? He wasn't talking that loud. I mean maybe if she's downstairs on the couch and the office door is open? Idk, something is very fishy about all of this.
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HE'S A CUCK!
HE CAN'T SLEEP!!
HIS WIFE IS IN A DIFFERENT BED WITH ANOTHER MAN!!!

 

[Love Is Blue]

someone actually going out the fuckin door.

I'm afraid khet is physically incapable of doing that

 

[JackoVerde]

As long as the house is there and Phil is able to "make a living" streaming fuck it, at least from the mind of a bitch in a lame marriage just for the sake of self preservation shes doing alright. As shitty as that may be to hear.

Do you think Kat would stick by Phil if he ever didn’t make enough money and had the condo foreclosed on. Would she move with him into a smaller apartment, or back into Phil’s childhood bedroom with his parents? Or imagine if Phil demanded she work full time and pay half the bills, instead of maybe working part time on a good day.

Or if he got a stroke or some health issue related to his alcoholism or other health issues, would she stick around to help take care of Phil or would she be gone day 1.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Phil randomly called Wings at 1:30 AM, pity party, woke up Khet, clipped with chat

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dXnMXrcaLbo

Spoiler: Local Archive

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Nigga opened up the convo drunk ranting about detractors and otters, what the fuck?

If you remember the John Rambo incident, then you know where this is going. Drunk texts leading to a one-sided "friendship" that'll end when Phil does something tremendously fucked up to Phil and he doesn't own up to it.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

This is the clearest example that Phil is totally mentally ill. Calling up wings while wasted and telling him that he will never be big and projecting all his financial insecurity onto wings just for wings to slap that show down and let him know that he actually has a retirement account lmao

I don't know about mentally ill. More like unable to accept the current and future reality if he doesn't get a job.

 

[W@rui]

Nigga opened up the convo drunk ranting about detractors and otters, what the fuck?

When you're a hermit who doesn't have real-life interactions with people outside of your wife, you become a little weird.

 

[JackoVerde]

In other interesting news, it seems Phil’s property value have gone down. Not sure why exactly but in a website showing how much he paid in property tax he paid less in 2025 and the value went down a decent amount.
Another guy found this a while ago so I can’t take full credit.

Property Tax

payment.kingcounty.gov

It went down from 2024 to 2025 but it seems to be going back up in 2026 so it may be a fluke.