DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

  • Yes

    Votos: 258 98.9%
  • No

    Votos: 3 1.1%

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DSP is seeking human connection, which should provoke empathy. He’s terribly lonely. Unfortunately, he’s so impaired that this outreach happens in the middle of the night and it becomes a long attempt at demonstrating his, ahem, arguable superiority rather than a friendly exchange. Sad and distasteful, like Phil himself.
 
I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU!

Here's one thats a bit more realistic.

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DSP keeping people up at night...

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Idk, something is very fishy about all of this.
Simplest answer is usually correct. Phil's been mocked for slipping out many times that Kat sleeps in separate rooms, and now he's poorly trying to retcon it but he can never keep up with his endless lies, not that it even matters because his tells are so obvious now.
 
Well, as usual the initial reactions and speculation were the most fun part, and as soon as Phil actually got involved he made it a lot gayer.
Need a slow DQ7 stream where someone brings it up to get the real info for sure. He wanted to just go past this so fast "uh i was just browsing im a night owl you know and saw Wings and his trolls were about to say nigger so I sent him $50 bucks to warn him and then we talked about stuff and I was loud and my horse got mad"

Of course lets not mention the slurring and the 30 minutes of pathetic shit just move on past it lmao
 
I've been fence-sitting between room-maid and khet is gone for a while now. I just cannot imagine anyone being able to tolerate living with him.
Phil sucks for sure but theres women who have accepted getting beaten to a pulp every couple of months and suck sweaty dirt fat guy dick as a fair trade off for a roof over their head and a monthly allowance. Khet dont even got fuck phil probably. He dont beat her. Phil is an annoying little bitch but on the totem pole of "why would she stay with him" Phil relatively low. Women like khet dont have many options this late in their lives. Not to sound like an incel but shes kind of beholden to him at this point. Without Phil she has nothing and on her own she isnt gonna be able to repalce this lifestyle. Shes not gonna be able to afford a home or even an apartment on part time entry level retail work. They could make her the manager and that wouldnt change. Shes kinda fucked. Women are super capable but like the cards are way stacked against in terms of independence. Imagine jumping in the game right now practically level 1 kid 30s, but with the 2020-2026 economic outlook patch applied. Youre so fucked. Phil is the best option until some another nigga show up and that dont seem likely. Not one as conducive to this fatass lazy lifestyle. No way. Shes a lifer imo. Even if the marriage a sham I dont see it ever ending. Its too good a deal all things considered. As long as the house is there and Phil is able to "make a living" streaming fuck it, at least from the mind of a bitch in a lame marriage just for the sake of self preservation shes doing alright. As shitty as that may be to hear.
 
I’ll be honest, when Phil said he won’t be accepting late night calls from Wings, I had an immediate urge to punch him in the face. I have no idea why wings puts up with that shit, it can’t be for money, he could go back to the podcast for that. But being condescended to and then shamelessly lied about is CRAZY
To be honest, as much as Phil craves human contact, he wants it on his conditions. He wants to be condescending to Wings.

It's been said before, but Wings got dealt a much shittier hand in life than Phil and he tried to do something with it, despite his flaws as well. Phil wants to talk how much he's grown as a person, but he's stuck in his teenager years mentally, which is why he keeps on repeating that he's a mature responsible adult.

I think that Step 1 for Phil would be to accept that he's not better than Wings.
 
It's pretty crazy that jerking off on camera isn't even in his top 5 most embarrassing moments anymore.
If anything, it's the only thing Phil's done that's actually human and relatable. I couldn't see myself replicating any other part of his weird, alien life, but it's theoretically possible someone could catch me zerkin it.
 
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I’m definitely in the camp that she was not in bed next to him, sounds pretty far way plus that story about her wearing noise canceling headphones because of the neighbors just sounds like total bullshit
Lets make one thing clear:

Phil does not have loud neighbors, he would complain endlessly about it if that was the case. Remember with Phil everything is a lie and you need to look at the kahntext.

Khet on the the other hand does indeed have a very loud and obnoxious neighbor, I don't blame her for trying to simulate being deaf.

Its also pretty clear that Khet was not in the same room, you could hear the bed squeak several times, but it did not squeak right when Khet talked, which would be very strange considering she weighs 300lbs. The bed didn't squeak as she turned around, talked and then turned back or anything, she just started talking. She also sounded like she was far away, and didn't sound at all like she was lying on her back (Phil did sound like he was lying down).

Separate bedrooms confirmed.
 
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LMAO "My wife walked across the house" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DSP totally glossing over what actually happened but he still leaked this shit out.

So he was in bed with his wife but she "walked across the house" to his office

"Wherever I go in the house she will hear me" Make it make sense
This is the funniest scenario because to me it sounds like Phil stays up drinking every night but has to be really quite so he doesn’t wake up the beast

It’s like when I was a kid and would wake up in the middle of the night and go to the basement to play video games or watch tv but kept the volume real low so my mom wouldn’t wake up, except he’s in his 40s
 
DSP's reaction when he sees an attractive woman:

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DSP's reaction when he sees a man (named Chad):

 
Didn't expect to wake up to a steamy, 47-minute homosexual audiobook today, so to show my appreciation to Phil I'd like to award him this:

 
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